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'Allo 'Allo!90 quotes
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10 Things I Hate About You114 quotes
The 10070 quotes
The 10th Kingdom30 quotes
12 oz. Mouse169 quotes
2 Broke Girls189 quotes
21 Jump Street31 quotes
24139 quotes
2DTV20 quotes
3-2-1 Penguins!43 quotes
30 Rock317 quotes
3rd Rock from the Sun206 quotes
44 Cats28 quotes
The 440072 quotes
60 Minutes35 quotes
6teen43 quotes
7th Heaven700 quotes
8 Simple Rules147 quotes
9-1-138 quotes
90210119 quotes
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A Bit of Fry and Laurie37 quotes
A Series of Unfortunate Events83 quotes
The A Team70 quotes
A Touch of Frost28 quotes
A.N.T. Farm32 quotes
Abbott Elementary136 quotes
Absolute Power61 quotes
Absolutely Fabulous92 quotes
Accidentally on Purpose365 quotes
According to Jim55 quotes
Adam Adamant Lives!29 quotes
The Addams Family72 quotes
Adventure Time447 quotes
The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius473 quotes
The Adventures of Lano and Woodley72 quotes
Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog135 quotes
The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 371 quotes
The Adventures of Superman56 quotes
Adventures of the Gummi Bears62 quotes
Afro Samurai23 quotes
Agatha Christie's Poirot166 quotes
Agent Carter53 quotes
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.679 quotes
Air21 quotes
ALF397 quotes
Alias447 quotes
All Dogs Go to Heaven: The Series71 quotes
All Grown Up!186 quotes
All in the Family293 quotes
All That665 quotes
Ally McBeal181 quotes
The Alvin Show40 quotes
The Amanda Show118 quotes
The Amazing Race95 quotes
The Amazing World of Gumball211 quotes
America's Next Top Model1,261 quotes
American Crime Story38 quotes
American Dad!929 quotes
American Dragon: Jake Long39 quotes
American Dreams39 quotes
American Gods42 quotes
American Gothic61 quotes
The Americans83 quotes
Amphibia62 quotes
Andor58 quotes
Andromeda354 quotes
The Andy Griffith Show64 quotes
Andy Richter Controls the Universe28 quotes
Angel793 quotes
Angel Beats!24 quotes
Angela Anaconda31 quotes
Angelina Ballerina34 quotes
Angelina Ballerina: The Next Steps43 quotes
Angels in America23 quotes
The Angry Video Game Nerd789 quotes
Animal Control55 quotes
The Animals of Farthing Wood294 quotes
Animaniacs261 quotes
Animaniacs (2020)66 quotes
Anzacs58 quotes
The Apprentice659 quotes
Aqua Teen Hunger Force785 quotes
Arcane65 quotes
Archer497 quotes
Are You Being Served?106 quotes
Are You There, Chelsea?24 quotes
Army Wives293 quotes
Arrested Development204 quotes
Arrow834 quotes
Arthur265 quotes
Ash vs. Evil Dead31 quotes
Ashes to Ashes180 quotes
The Atom Ant Show24 quotes
Atomic Betty28 quotes
Attack on Titan24 quotes
Auf Wiedersehen, Pet320 quotes
Austin & Ally194 quotes
Avatar: The Last Airbender494 quotes
The Awesomes253 quotes
Awkward154 quotes
Azumanga Daioh55 quotes
B
B Positive56 quotes
Babar162 quotes
Baby Looney Tunes51 quotes
Babylon 5626 quotes
Baccano!59 quotes
Back at the Barnyard303 quotes
The Backyardigans123 quotes
Band of Brothers93 quotes
Banshee59 quotes
Barney Miller65 quotes
Barry107 quotes
Baseball93 quotes
Bates Motel193 quotes
Batman221 quotes
The Batman (2004)92 quotes
Batman Beyond343 quotes
Batman: The Animated Series277 quotes
Batman: The Brave and the Bold184 quotes
Battlestar Galactica (1978)78 quotes
Battlestar Galactica (2003)302 quotes
Batwoman67 quotes
The Bear54 quotes
Bear in the Big Blue House284 quotes
Beast Machines: Transformers83 quotes
Beast Wars: Transformers171 quotes
Beauty and the Beast407 quotes
Beauty and the Geek97 quotes
Beavis and Butt-Head2,204 quotes
Becker252 quotes
Beetlejuice176 quotes
Being Erica22 quotes
Being Human292 quotes
Being Human (US)49 quotes
Ben 10121 quotes
Ben 10: Alien Force617 quotes
Ben 10: Omniverse502 quotes
Ben 10: Ultimate Alien451 quotes
The Berenstain Bears34 quotes
The Berenstain Bears (2003)229 quotes
Berserk128 quotes
Better Call Saul283 quotes
Better Off Ted96 quotes
Beverly Hills, 90210220 quotes
Beware the Batman160 quotes
Bewitched57 quotes
Beyblade34 quotes
Big Bad Beetleborgs27 quotes
The Big Bang Theory597 quotes
Big Brother112 quotes
The Big Comfy Couch31 quotes
Big Love116 quotes
Big Mouth71 quotes
Big Shots24 quotes
Big Time Rush243 quotes
Big Wolf on Campus25 quotes
Biker Mice from Mars36 quotes
The Bill Engvall Show20 quotes
Billions67 quotes
Birds of Prey61 quotes
Birdz21 quotes
Black Books89 quotes
Black Butler111 quotes
The Black Donnellys65 quotes
Black Lightning65 quotes
Black Mirror98 quotes
Black Sails89 quotes
Blackadder193 quotes
The Blacklist118 quotes
Blake's 7357 quotes
Blood+31 quotes
Bloodline41 quotes
Blue Bloods422 quotes
Blue Heelers686 quotes
Bluey57 quotes
Boardwalk Empire133 quotes
Bob Hearts Abishola169 quotes
Bob's Burgers275 quotes
Bogan Hunters20 quotes
BoJack Horseman115 quotes
Bones1,470 quotes
The Book of Boba Fett41 quotes
The Boondocks205 quotes
The Borgias70 quotes
Bosch81 quotes
Boston Legal455 quotes
Boston Public99 quotes
Bottom180 quotes
Boy Meets World428 quotes
The Boys278 quotes
The Brady Bunch120 quotes
Brainiac: Science Abuse20 quotes
The Brak Show70 quotes
Brandy & Mr. Whiskers53 quotes
Brass Eye59 quotes
Breaking Bad300 quotes
Brickleberry109 quotes
Bridgerton57 quotes
Brimstone35 quotes
The Brittas Empire91 quotes
Broad City37 quotes
Broke34 quotes
Broken News35 quotes
Bromwell High56 quotes
Brooklyn Nine-Nine153 quotes
Brothers & Sisters124 quotes
Buffy the Vampire Slayer894 quotes
Bugs Bunny Builders36 quotes
Bunheads72 quotes
Burn Notice309 quotes
Buzz Lightyear of Star Command34 quotes
C
C.O.P.S. (1988)80 quotes
Californication105 quotes
Call Me Kat96 quotes
Camelot45 quotes
Camp Camp71 quotes
Camp Lazlo295 quotes
Caprica23 quotes
Captain N: The Game Master99 quotes
Cardcaptor Sakura197 quotes
Care Bears25 quotes
Carmen Sandiego22 quotes
Carnivàle28 quotes
The Casagrandes329 quotes
Castle787 quotes
Castlevania43 quotes
Casualty30 quotes
CatDog24 quotes
Catscratch23 quotes
Chappelle's Show10 quotes
Charlie and Lola283 quotes
Charlie's Angels75 quotes
Charmed1,127 quotes
The Chaser's War On Everything38 quotes
Cheap Seats223 quotes
Cheers532 quotes
Chef!55 quotes
Chernobyl50 quotes
Chicago Fire302 quotes
Chicago Med227 quotes
Chicago P.D.272 quotes
China Beach37 quotes
China, IL62 quotes
Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers522 quotes
Chowder151 quotes
Chuck457 quotes
The Civil War (documentary)145 quotes
Clannad: After Story45 quotes
The Class21 quotes
Class of the Titans301 quotes
Clerks: The Animated Series38 quotes
The Cleveland Show168 quotes
Clifford the Big Red Dog94 quotes
Clone High32 quotes
Close Enough29 quotes
The Closer394 quotes
CNNNN98 quotes
Cobra Kai95 quotes
Cocomelon Lane114 quotes
Code Geass172 quotes
Code Lyoko452 quotes
Code Lyoko: Evolution127 quotes
Code Monkeys62 quotes
Codename: Kids Next Door340 quotes
The Colbert Report250 quotes
Cold Case433 quotes
Columbo241 quotes
Community389 quotes
Constantine68 quotes
Cops31 quotes
Corduroy72 quotes
Corner Gas223 quotes
Coronation Street27 quotes
Cory in the House42 quotes
The Cosby Show376 quotes
Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey58 quotes
Cougar Town82 quotes
Count Duckula67 quotes
Coupling83 quotes
Courage the Cowardly Dog164 quotes
Covert Affairs48 quotes
Cow and Chicken69 quotes
Cowboy Bebop130 quotes
Criminal Minds817 quotes
Criminal Minds: Beyond Borders26 quotes
The Critic167 quotes
Cro20 quotes
Crossing Jordan120 quotes
The Crown133 quotes
Crusade66 quotes
CSI: Crime Scene Investigation1,147 quotes
CSI: Miami873 quotes
CSI: NY2,123 quotes
Cupid27 quotes
Curb Your Enthusiasm201 quotes
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D.Gray-man87 quotes
D.N.Angel41 quotes
Da Vinci's Demons32 quotes
Dad's Army34 quotes
The Daily Show127 quotes
Dallas135 quotes
Damages144 quotes
Dan Vs.241 quotes
Danger Mouse30 quotes
Danny Phantom303 quotes
Daredevil175 quotes
Daredevil: Born Again87 quotes
Daria137 quotes
Dark45 quotes
Dark Angel304 quotes
Dark Shadows21 quotes
Darkwing Duck414 quotes
Dave the Barbarian213 quotes
Dawson's Creek557 quotes
The Day Today78 quotes
Dead Like Me117 quotes
Dead Ringers273 quotes
Dead Set37 quotes
Deadwood249 quotes
Death in Paradise22 quotes
Death Note141 quotes
Deep Space Nine633 quotes
Defiance101 quotes
Delta State60 quotes
Derry Girls94 quotes
Designing Women255 quotes
Desperate Housewives484 quotes
Dexter706 quotes
Dexter's Laboratory155 quotes
Dharma and Greg27 quotes
The Dick Van Dyke Show5 quotes
Diff'rent Strokes113 quotes
Dilbert51 quotes
Dinnerladies96 quotes
Dinosaurs66 quotes
Dirty Jobs41 quotes
Dirty Sanchez133 quotes
Dirty Sexy Money41 quotes
Disenchantment39 quotes
Doc Martin234 quotes
Doctor Who1,966 quotes
Dollhouse126 quotes
Don't Hug Me I'm Scared53 quotes
Don't Trust the B---- in Apartment 2352 quotes
Doogie Howser, M.D.118 quotes
Doom Patrol24 quotes
Dora the Explorer112 quotes
Doug60 quotes
Downton Abbey271 quotes
Dragnet31 quotes
Dragon Ball99 quotes
Dragon Ball GT332 quotes
Dragon Ball Super193 quotes
Dragon Ball Z1,450 quotes
Dragon Hunters54 quotes
Dragon Tales155 quotes
Drake & Josh289 quotes
Drawn Together111 quotes
Dream Team21 quotes
The Drew Carey Show94 quotes
Drop the Dead Donkey35 quotes
Duckman48 quotes
DuckTales185 quotes
DuckTales (2017)345 quotes
Due South157 quotes
The Dukes of Hazzard25 quotes
Duncanville22 quotes
Dungeons & Dragons103 quotes
Durarara!!39 quotes
E
E.R.1,278 quotes
Echo20 quotes
Ed341 quotes
Ed, Edd n Eddy220 quotes
Eerie, Indiana44 quotes
El Tigre: The Adventures of Manny Rivera255 quotes
Elementary298 quotes
Elfen Lied22 quotes
Ellen52 quotes
Elvis (TV miniseries)68 quotes
The Emperor's New School54 quotes
Entourage195 quotes
Euphoria97 quotes
Eureka356 quotes
Eureka Seven269 quotes
Everwood374 quotes
Everybody Hates Chris729 quotes
Everybody Loves Raymond126 quotes
Evil Con Carne37 quotes
Excel Saga41 quotes
Exosquad78 quotes
The Expanse56 quotes
Extended Family29 quotes
Extras27 quotes
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F Is for Family28 quotes
The Fairly OddParents297 quotes
Fairy Tail57 quotes
The Falcon and the Winter Soldier30 quotes
The Fall and Rise of Reginald Perrin240 quotes
Fallout165 quotes
Family Guy775 quotes
Family Ties44 quotes
Fanboy & Chum Chum198 quotes
Fantastic Four54 quotes
Fargo240 quotes
Farscape355 quotes
Fast Forward45 quotes
The Fast Show74 quotes
Father of the Pride64 quotes
Father Ted281 quotes
Fawlty Towers72 quotes
Felicity89 quotes
Femme Fatales84 quotes
Feud25 quotes
Fillmore!92 quotes
Final Space75 quotes
The Finder61 quotes
Firefly283 quotes
Fireman Sam146 quotes
The Flash613 quotes
Flashpoint25 quotes
FLCL51 quotes
Fleabag43 quotes
Flight 29 Down156 quotes
Flight of the Conchords53 quotes
The Flintstones43 quotes
Forever Knight89 quotes
The Forgotten25 quotes
Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends295 quotes
Frank Herbert's Dune25 quotes
Franklin375 quotes
Frasier546 quotes
Freakazoid!135 quotes
Freaks and Geeks78 quotes
Fred's Head56 quotes
Fresh Meat30 quotes
Fresh Off the Boat26 quotes
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air318 quotes
Friday Night Lights268 quotes
Friends771 quotes
Fringe315 quotes
Frisky Dingo252 quotes
Frontline23 quotes
Fruits Basket139 quotes
The Fugitive270 quotes
Full House231 quotes
Full Metal Panic!23 quotes
Fullmetal Alchemist336 quotes
Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood271 quotes
Futurama1,210 quotes
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Game of Thrones356 quotes
The Games166 quotes
Gangnam Beauty23 quotes
Garfield and Friends206 quotes
Gargoyles343 quotes
Garth Marenghi's Darkplace112 quotes
Gary & Mike22 quotes
Gary the Rat20 quotes
Gavin & Stacey59 quotes
Gen V36 quotes
Generation Kill93 quotes
Generator Rex98 quotes
The Gentlemen126 quotes
George Lopez221 quotes
George of the Jungle37 quotes
Georgie & Mandy's First Marriage34 quotes
Get Smart6 quotes
The Ghost and Molly McGee22 quotes
Ghost Hunters39 quotes
Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex76 quotes
Ghost Stories21 quotes
Ghost Whisperer91 quotes
Ghosts225 quotes
The Gifted65 quotes
The Gilded Age52 quotes
Gilligan's Island66 quotes
Gilmore Girls747 quotes
Gimme Gimme Gimme27 quotes
Gin Tama485 quotes
Girl Meets World144 quotes
Girls85 quotes
Girls und Panzer111 quotes
Girls5eva21 quotes
Glee1,090 quotes
Go, Diego, Go!40 quotes
The Goldbergs125 quotes
The Golden Girls1,009 quotes
The Golden Palace59 quotes
Good Luck Charlie59 quotes
The Good Place289 quotes
The Good Wife174 quotes
The Goodies20 quotes
Goodness Gracious Me93 quotes
Goof Troop65 quotes
Gossip Girl402 quotes
Gotham488 quotes
Gravity Falls241 quotes
Green Eggs and Ham121 quotes
Green Lantern: The Animated Series53 quotes
Green Wing68 quotes
Greg the Bunny175 quotes
Grey's Anatomy1,393 quotes
The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy361 quotes
Grimm204 quotes
Grojband21 quotes
Grounded for Life96 quotes
Gunsmoke78 quotes
Gurren Lagann38 quotes
H
H2O: Just Add Water107 quotes
Hamster & Gretel26 quotes
Hancock's Half Hour41 quotes
The Handmaid's Tale73 quotes
Hannah Montana419 quotes
Hannibal177 quotes
Happy Days64 quotes
Happy Endings24 quotes
Happy!138 quotes
Happy's Place65 quotes
Harley Quinn296 quotes
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law80 quotes
The Haunting Hour: The Series68 quotes
The Haunting of Hill House36 quotes
Haven158 quotes
Hawaii Five-0427 quotes
Hawaii Five-O (1968)75 quotes
Hawkeye20 quotes
Hazbin Hotel22 quotes
Heat Guy J25 quotes
Hell's Kitchen1,029 quotes
Hellcats38 quotes
Hellsing52 quotes
Hellsing Ultimate144 quotes
Helluva Boss31 quotes
Henry Danger43 quotes
Hercules29 quotes
Hercules: The Legendary Journeys67 quotes
Here Comes Honey Boo Boo20 quotes
Heroes509 quotes
Hetalia - Axis Powers1,453 quotes
Hey Arnold!434 quotes
Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi62 quotes
Hi-5262 quotes
Hiccups28 quotes
Higglytown Heroes81 quotes
Highlander: The Series213 quotes
Highway to Heaven25 quotes
Hikaru no Go95 quotes
Hill Street Blues199 quotes
The Hills41 quotes
Histeria!134 quotes
Hit the Floor39 quotes
Hogan's Heroes213 quotes
Holby City135 quotes
Home Improvement91 quotes
Home Movies83 quotes
Homeland54 quotes
Homicide: Life on the Street413 quotes
The Honeymooners38 quotes
Hot in Cleveland99 quotes
Hotel Hell22 quotes
The Hour55 quotes
House896 quotes
House of Cards294 quotes
House of Cards (trilogy)38 quotes
House of the Dragon131 quotes
How I Met Your Mother439 quotes
How to Get Away With Murder122 quotes
How to Rock24 quotes
Human Giant47 quotes
Human Target56 quotes
Hung23 quotes
Hustle21 quotes
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I Love Lucy62 quotes
I'm in the Band25 quotes
I, Claudius79 quotes
iCarly611 quotes
Ice Road Truckers23 quotes
Iggy Arbuckle26 quotes
In Plain Sight332 quotes
In the Heat of the Night34 quotes
In Treatment48 quotes
The Inbetweeners149 quotes
The Incredible Hulk82 quotes
The Incredible Hulk (1982)38 quotes
Indebted25 quotes
Infinity Train40 quotes
The Inside21 quotes
Inspector Gadget86 quotes
Inspector Morse216 quotes
Intelligence30 quotes
Interview with the Vampire220 quotes
InuYasha501 quotes
Invader Zim347 quotes
Invasion America32 quotes
Invincible173 quotes
The Invisible Man28 quotes
Iron Fist65 quotes
It38 quotes
The IT Crowd95 quotes
It – Welcome to Derry31 quotes
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia514 quotes
It's Pony56 quotes
IZombie666 quotes
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Jack and the Beanstalk: The Real Story27 quotes
Jackie Chan Adventures738 quotes
JAG319 quotes
Jakers! The Adventures of Piggley Winks152 quotes
Jane and the Dragon36 quotes
Jeeves and Wooster179 quotes
Jekyll81 quotes
Jellystone!23 quotes
Jericho148 quotes
Jersey Shore98 quotes
Jessica Jones192 quotes
Jimmy Two-Shoes35 quotes
Joan of Arcadia72 quotes
John Adams37 quotes
Johnny Bravo95 quotes
Johnny Test206 quotes
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure480 quotes
Jonas237 quotes
Jonathan Creek40 quotes
Jonny Quest46 quotes
Josie and the Pussycats35 quotes
Journeyman49 quotes
JPod32 quotes
Judging Amy255 quotes
Jungle Cubs20 quotes
Justice League347 quotes
Justice League Unlimited306 quotes
Justified383 quotes
K
Kanon82 quotes
Kappa Mikey116 quotes
Karagar32 quotes
Kath & Kim78 quotes
Keeping Up Appearances72 quotes
Kenan & Kel107 quotes
Kenichi the Mightiest Disciple32 quotes
Kenny vs. Spenny111 quotes
Kick Buttowski: Suburban Daredevil25 quotes
The Kids in the Hall23 quotes
Kim Possible617 quotes
King of Queens45 quotes
King of the Hill716 quotes
Kingdom Hospital21 quotes
Kipper85 quotes
Kirby: Right Back at Ya!920 quotes
Kitchen Nightmares195 quotes
Knight Rider34 quotes
Knuckles22 quotes
Kojak119 quotes
Kolchak: The Night Stalker102 quotes
Krypton118 quotes
Kung Fu38 quotes
Kung Fu Panda: Legends of Awesomeness69 quotes
Kurtlar Vadisi88 quotes
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The L Word163 quotes
L.A. 7159 quotes
La Femme Nikita254 quotes
Laguna Beach: The Real Orange County78 quotes
The Land Before Time37 quotes
The Larry Sanders Show38 quotes
Las Vegas108 quotes
Last Man Standing96 quotes
Last of the Summer Wine24 quotes
The Last of Us20 quotes
The Last Ship99 quotes
Late Night with Conan O'Brien7 quotes
Laverne & Shirley172 quotes
Law & Order1,255 quotes
Law & Order: Criminal Intent798 quotes
Law & Order: Special Victims Unit1,740 quotes
Law & Order: UK191 quotes
LazyTown69 quotes
The League151 quotes
The League of Gentlemen46 quotes
Leave it to Beaver1 quote
The Leftovers32 quotes
The Legend of Korra160 quotes
Legend of the Seeker22 quotes
The Legend of Vox Machina70 quotes
Legends of Tomorrow388 quotes
Letterkenny57 quotes
Leverage1,001 quotes
Lexx252 quotes
Lie to Me236 quotes
Life97 quotes
The Life and Times of Juniper Lee2,336 quotes
Life of Ryan26 quotes
Life on Mars186 quotes
Life Unexpected122 quotes
Life With Derek79 quotes
Life's a Zoo31 quotes
Lilo & Stitch: The Series382 quotes
Lincoln Heights64 quotes
The Lion Guard114 quotes
Little Bear74 quotes
Little House on the Prairie141 quotes
Little Miss Jocelyn104 quotes
Little Mosque on the Prairie131 quotes
Littlest Pet Shop58 quotes
Liv and Maddie53 quotes
Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman120 quotes
Loki102 quotes
London Spy24 quotes
Look Around You38 quotes
Loonatics Unleashed119 quotes
Looney Tunes Cartoons50 quotes
The Looney Tunes Show67 quotes
The Loop36 quotes
Lopez vs Lopez140 quotes
Lost874 quotes
Lost Girl144 quotes
Lost in Space4 quotes
The Loud House632 quotes
Love Hina33 quotes
Love, Victor13 quotes
Lovejoy164 quotes
Lucifer325 quotes
Lucky Louie13 quotes
Lucy, the Daughter of the Devil75 quotes
Luke Cage62 quotes
Lupin III568 quotes
Luther59 quotes
M
M*A*S*H691 quotes
MacGyver231 quotes
Mad342 quotes
Mad Men308 quotes
Madam Secretary576 quotes
Made in Abyss20 quotes
Magic Knight Rayearth59 quotes
The Magic School Bus86 quotes
Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha56 quotes
Magical Project S94 quotes
Magnum, P.I.180 quotes
Make It or Break It134 quotes
Making Fiends29 quotes
Malcolm in the Middle549 quotes
Mama's Family44 quotes
The Man in the High Castle124 quotes
The Mandalorian80 quotes
Married... with Children613 quotes
The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack37 quotes
Marvin the Tap-Dancing Horse37 quotes
Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman40 quotes
The Mary Tyler Moore Show87 quotes
Mating Season49 quotes
The Maxx42 quotes
McGee and Me!71 quotes
Megas XLR126 quotes
The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya56 quotes
Melrose Place90 quotes
Men Behaving Badly98 quotes
Men in Black: The Series128 quotes
Men in Trees61 quotes
The Mentalist670 quotes
Merlin285 quotes
Metalocalypse448 quotes
Miami 731 quotes
Miami Vice180 quotes
The Middle24 quotes
The Middleman102 quotes
Midnight Mass34 quotes
The Mighty B!113 quotes
The Mighty Boosh90 quotes
Mighty Max57 quotes
Mighty Morphin Power Rangers402 quotes
Mike & Molly20 quotes
Mike Tyson Mysteries23 quotes
Millennium81 quotes
Mind of Mencia52 quotes
Mind Your Language30 quotes
Mindhunter54 quotes
The Mindy Project97 quotes
Misfits556 quotes
Miss Fisher's Murder Mysteries55 quotes
Mission Hill25 quotes
Mobile Suit Gundam 0044 quotes
Mobile Suit Gundam SEED437 quotes
Mobile Suit Gundam Wing92 quotes
Modern Family120 quotes
Mom43 quotes
Mongrels448 quotes
Monk667 quotes
Monkey Dust23 quotes
Monster Allergy386 quotes
Monsters at Work69 quotes
Monty Python's Flying Circus162 quotes
Moonlight87 quotes
Moonlighting31 quotes
Moral Orel127 quotes
The Most Hated Family in America27 quotes
Mr. Bean50 quotes
Mr. Men and Little Miss124 quotes
Mr. Robot191 quotes
Mr. Show222 quotes
Muppet Babies43 quotes
The Muppet Show243 quotes
The Muppets109 quotes
Muppets Tonight85 quotes
Murder One56 quotes
Murder, She Wrote306 quotes
Murdoch Mysteries33 quotes
Mutant X33 quotes
My Boys60 quotes
My Family86 quotes
My Friend Rabbit68 quotes
My Gym Partner's a Monkey90 quotes
My Hero506 quotes
My Life as a Teenage Robot67 quotes
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic808 quotes
My Name Is Earl86 quotes
My Parents Are Aliens25 quotes
My So-Called Life100 quotes
My Wife and Kids66 quotes
Mystery Science Theater 30003,167 quotes
MythBusters556 quotes
MÄR: Marchen Awakens Romance110 quotes
N
The Nanny383 quotes
Napoleon Dynamite30 quotes
Narcos112 quotes
Naruto291 quotes
Naruto: Shippūden378 quotes
Nash Bridges54 quotes
NCIS1,787 quotes
NCIS: Los Angeles343 quotes
NCIS: New Orleans544 quotes
Necessary Roughness95 quotes
Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide43 quotes
The Neighborhood20 quotes
Neon Genesis Evangelion107 quotes
Nerima Daikon Brothers83 quotes
Never Mind the Buzzcocks480 quotes
The New Adventures of Old Christine21 quotes
The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh117 quotes
The New Batman Adventures254 quotes
New Girl119 quotes
New Looney Tunes108 quotes
The New Paul O'Grady Show37 quotes
New Tricks21 quotes
Newlyweds: Nick & Jessica24 quotes
NewsRadio215 quotes
The Newsroom118 quotes
Nicky, Ricky, Dicky & Dawn28 quotes
Night Court239 quotes
Night Court (2023)110 quotes
Nikita247 quotes
Ninjago360 quotes
Nip/Tuck349 quotes
No Ordinary Family36 quotes
Noir48 quotes
North & South88 quotes
Northern Exposure109 quotes
Not the Nine O'Clock News30 quotes
Numb3rs348 quotes
NYPD Blue40 quotes
O
O'Grady24 quotes
The O.C.515 quotes
Obi-Wan Kenobi24 quotes
The Oblongs124 quotes
October Road36 quotes
Odd Squad20 quotes
The Office (UK)34 quotes
The Office (US)496 quotes
OK K.O.! Let's Be Heroes59 quotes
Once Upon a Time342 quotes
One Foot In The Grave85 quotes
One on One63 quotes
One Piece31 quotes
One Tree Hill913 quotes
Only Fools and Horses342 quotes
Oobi21 quotes
Orange Is the New Black139 quotes
The Originals259 quotes
Orphan Black37 quotes
The Outer Limits116 quotes
The Outer Limits (1995)319 quotes
Outlaw Star126 quotes
Outnumbered54 quotes
Over the Garden Wall30 quotes
The Owl House63 quotes
Oz362 quotes
Ozark112 quotes
Ozzy & Drix35 quotes
P
P-Valley144 quotes
Pac-Man49 quotes
Pani Poni46 quotes
Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt34 quotes
Parks and Recreation658 quotes
Party Down33 quotes
Party of Five364 quotes
Passions49 quotes
The Patrick Star Show48 quotes
PAW Patrol182 quotes
Peacemaker33 quotes
Peaky Blinders41 quotes
Pee-wee's Playhouse45 quotes
Peep Show435 quotes
The Penguin88 quotes
The Penguins of Madagascar78 quotes
Penn & Teller: Bullshit!101 quotes
Penny Dreadful152 quotes
Peppa Pig84 quotes
Perfect Strangers42 quotes
Person of Interest462 quotes
Persona 4: The Animation32 quotes
Phil of the Future136 quotes
Phineas and Ferb569 quotes
The Pillars of the Earth42 quotes
Pinky and the Brain55 quotes
Pinky Dinky Doo132 quotes
Pinky, Elmyra & the Brain33 quotes
Pistol61 quotes
The Pitt77 quotes
The PJs73 quotes
Pluribus26 quotes
Point Pleasant66 quotes
Pokémon1,435 quotes
Police Squad!28 quotes
Police Woman20 quotes
Pope John Paul II47 quotes
Poppa's House33 quotes
Popples43 quotes
Popular77 quotes
Porridge36 quotes
Pound Puppies152 quotes
Pound Puppies (1986)151 quotes
Power Rangers RPM26 quotes
Power Rangers Wild Force97 quotes
The Powerpuff Girls276 quotes
The Powerpuff Girls (2016)63 quotes
The Practice107 quotes
Preacher78 quotes
Press Gang180 quotes
Pretty Little Liars449 quotes
Prime Suspect30 quotes
Primeval145 quotes
Prison Break264 quotes
The Prisoner91 quotes
The Prisoner (2009)35 quotes
Private Practice125 quotes
Privileged67 quotes
Profit43 quotes
Project Runway135 quotes
The Proud Family110 quotes
Psych609 quotes
Puella Magi Madoka Magica31 quotes
The Purge65 quotes
Pushing Daisies77 quotes
Q
QI849 quotes
Quantum Leap53 quotes
Queer as Folk50 quotes
Queer as Folk (US)941 quotes
Queer Duck25 quotes
Queer Eye for the Straight Guy116 quotes
R
The Raccoons375 quotes
RahXephon22 quotes
Raising Hope138 quotes
Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares52 quotes
Randall and Hopkirk (Deceased)28 quotes
Ranma ½93 quotes
Rapunzel's Tangled Adventure631 quotes
The Real Ghostbusters75 quotes
Real Time With Bill Maher78 quotes
The Really Loud House43 quotes
Reaper99 quotes
Reba132 quotes
ReBoot215 quotes
Reborn!138 quotes
Recess128 quotes
Rectify69 quotes
Red Dwarf473 quotes
The Red Green Show60 quotes
Red vs Blue504 quotes
Regular Show562 quotes
Reign712 quotes
Ren & Stimpy "Adult Party Cartoon"21 quotes
The Ren & Stimpy Show56 quotes
Reno 911!24 quotes
Rescue Me279 quotes
Revenge172 quotes
Revolution37 quotes
Revolutionary Girl Utena45 quotes
Rick and Morty269 quotes
Ringer21 quotes
Ripper Street36 quotes
Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles36 quotes
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