THTerri Hodges
Ashley Morgan, colloquially known as "Ash" or "Three-Socks".
DDetective
"Three-Socks"?
HHodges
He got the name in prison... after his first trip to the shower blocks.
Characters
DannyMarc Warren · 16 quotes
MMickey10 quotes
AshRobert Glenister · 5 quotes
StacieJaime Murray · 4 quotes
Most scenes together: Danny & Mickey (8), Danny & Ash (3), Danny & Stacie (3)
S1 E1The Con is On
S1 E3Picture Perfect
Oh yes. We're on.
We are so far from the jackpot.
Hey! Any time you want to give me some encouragement, feel free. Okay?
This is not a club! You're not earning a Scouting badge for Grifting Grade Four! We have a lot of hoops to jump through, not least of which is a painting we haven't seen yet, painted by someone we can't trust an inch, and we are also currently art thieves!
Cool.
It is not "cool," Danny! We're grifters. We mine peoples greed!
S1 E5A Touch of Class
I’m not a payer for sexer.
S1 E6The Last Gamble
[Albert and Danny enter an upmarket hotel]
CConcierge
Will you be lunching with us Mr. Winston?
AAlbert
No thank you Paul. My colleague and I have some business to discuss
CConcierge
The library is free
AAlbert
Lovely
[Concierge leaves]
How do you remember all your names?
AAlbert
No need to. A place like this, it's their job to remember.
S2 E2Confessions
(Voiceover) God made a garden for man and woman and he told them 'Do not eat the fruit from that tree.' A serpent visited the woman and offered her an apple from the tree. He told her the apple would give her knowledge. He was very pursuasive. And mankind has been paying the price ever since... All because we were tempted by something we didn't need. The serpent was the first grifter.
S3 E1Be My Eminem
You gotta get us a decent place, Ash.
I'm workin' on it.
[Frustrated] Can you work on it quicker, please?
Yeah, we've been through every major hotel in London. The couple we could've used you nosed up with dodgy credit cards.
Not being funny, mate, okay. We need a new gaff 'cause I can smell cats.
Look, I told you, I'm workin' on it, all right?
All right, how about I share a room with Stacie, then, make things a bit more bearable.
Eew, for who?
[Ash pays for drinks with a ten-pound note, which Eddie checks for authenticity]
EEddie
I had three dodgy tenners last week.
Yeah, well not from me, you didn't.
MSMickey and Stacie
[Whispering simultaneously to each other] Danny.
S3 E2Leader of the Pack
Can I ask you something?
No.
Only, unless I'm missing something, you don't seem to get much in the way of female company.
I do all right.
When?
When I'm as far away from you as possible.
You see, I get loads.
[Laughs] Yeah, well, you get loads because you're not as choosy as I am.
Hey mate, it's all the same when the lights are out.
You really believe that, don't you?
All right, all right. What do you look for in a bird, then?
Wit, elegance, femininity...
Me too. And if they've got a humongous pair of jugs, bingo!
[Danny and Mickey’s rivalry escalates further]
I bet I’ve got a bigger willy than you.
AAlbert
So Henderson issued a challenge.
Which was?
AAlbert
The truest test of a grifter's skill. They were both dropped off in the middle of New York at noon... naked.
[Stunned] What?
Naked?
AAlbert
...As the day they were born. Henderson and Devlan agreed to meet that very evening at six pm to compare spoils and see who had accumulated the most.
That's brilliant. That's brilliant! Let's do it!
[Stacie and Mickey laugh]
[Trails off from laughing] Oh God, he's serious.
You can't lead your own crew.
Why not?
Because you're immature, irresponsible, reckless, empty-headed and impulsive.
[Cheerfully] But apart from all that! I'm ready!
S3 E3Whittaker Our Way Out
[Danny doesn't quite understand the stock market con]
This is nuts.
S3 E6The Ghost
[Danny jumps off a small platform onto a crash mat and falls on the landing]
No, no, no. When you land you need to bend your knees, Danny. All right? And if you're coming in fast, you bend and you roll.
So, Ash, are we ready?
[Ash nods]
Whoa! Whoa, whoa! All we've done is jump off a box twice!
[Deadpan] Would you like to do it again?
You said I'd have proper training!
Danny, how hard can it be? You jump and then you land! We've covered it.
Well, what if the reserve don't open?
All right, okay, look, if the reserve doesn't open there's a standard procedure, all right?
Tell me that!
All right, now, you grab the knees of your jumpsuit and you lean forward. Go on.
[Danny adopts this position]
Like that?
Further. [Danny bends over more] That's it, good. Yeah. Stick your head between your legs.
And you kiss your ass goodbye.
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