Where's my patient?
JJess
Bay Four.
AAlex
And mine?
JJess
Bay Four.
AAlex
Are our patients in bed together?
All S1
Characters
Jac NaylorRosie Marcel · 30 quotes
Joseph ByrneLuke Roberts · 25 quotes
Connie BeauchampAmanda Mealing · 24 quotes
Donna JacksonJaye Jacobs · 13 quotes
Abra DurantAdrian Edmondson · 11 quotes
Ric GriffinHugh Quarshie · 11 quotes
Dan CliffordPeter Wingfield · 9 quotes
OOllie9 quotes
Sam StrachanTom Chambers · 7 quotes
Tara LoJing Lusi · 7 quotes
Elliot HopePaul Bradley · 6 quotes
Michael SpenceHari Dhillon · 5 quotes
Diane LloydPatricia Potter · 4 quotes
Faye MortonPatsy Kensit · 4 quotes
Henrik HanssenGuy Henry · 4 quotes
KGKeith Greene4 quotes
Linden CullenDuncan Pow · 4 quotes
Lola GriffinSharon D. Clarke · 4 quotes
Kyla TysonRakie Ayola · 3 quotes
Mark WilliamsRobert Powell · 3 quotes
Zubin KhanArt Malik · 3 quotes
Most scenes together: Jac Naylor & Joseph Byrne (13), Ollie & Tara Lo (5), Connie Beauchamp & Elliot Hope (3)
S1 E15Unfinished Business
Unless Tom Campbell-Gore is wearing my skirt and heels, I'm in charge here.
[Addressing an ungrateful patient.]
Have you any idea what it took to save your life today? Three surgeons, two anaesthetists, not to mention the nurses, porters, theatre staff. It probably cost about £35,000 to put you back on your feet. And I ruined a perfectly good shirt.
[Gossiping about Connie.]
LLisa
Her husband's just been made chairman of the board.
Husband? I thought they just plugged her into the mains at the end of each day.
[Discussing the odd behaviour of lab scientistReg.]
LLoftwood
Evolved somewhere under the elevated section of the M25, apparently...
[As requested, Zubin reads "affirmations" to patient Monica Keppel, who believes in faith-healing, while she is under anaesthetic. He adds a few of his own.]
[reading from sheet] "Please speak the following healing affirmations into the patient's ear in a calm, relaxing voice." Hello, Monica. I am Two Trees Blowing In The Wind, your anaesthetist.
It doesn't say that.
Your operation has gone well. When you wake, you will be comfortable and you will urinate easily.
It does say that.
She's done her research. You will be hungry for - insert appropriate dietary requirements - and your body is now ready to complete the chain of healing. "Repeat the statement three times." Oh, I forgot a bit. And, Monica, when you wake up you will also believe that you're a giant talking rabbit.
Professor Khan!
[throwing away sheet of affirmations in disgust] Well, it either works or it doesn't.
Dean, I think I might have found a new rotation for you.
DDean
What department?
Telephony.
PHPeter Holland
Connie's one of the best in the country.
KHKim Holland
But not the best.
Well, who knows? They don't run cardiothoracic competitions!
[to Elliot] You know, one day hospitals might be run by people who actually understand how they work
[Abra and Reg are about to treat patient Grace Horley with a leech]
This is Reg, our leech wrangler.
RReg
Eh, have a look at this little beauty.
GGrace
I'm not letting that slimy thing anywhere near me.
I thought Reg was a bit of a looker, myself.
GGrace
Where's my friend?
Lewis? I heard you sent him packing.
GGrace
I did.
Ah! You thought he might stick around anyway.
GGrace
[unconvincingly] No.
You girls - you never say what you want, and you never want what you say.
I'm your new Diane!
[Each of them has tried to upstage the other while performing a surgical operation.]
You're a fine surgeon, Mr Jordan. But you have the charm of a salt-encrusted slug.
NNick
I'll take that as a compliment.
I knew you would.
You haven't got a twelve year old to look after twenty-four seven.
No, I'm not that stupid, am I?
NNick
Philip's got the hots for you.
You noticed that, did you?
NNick
He was like a puppy with a toilet roll.
When I want something...
NNick
...You're like a rottweiler with a crowbar!
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