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S1 E1Class of Beverly Hills

SSecretary

Mr. Clayton, would you please explain to this young man our new restrictions on leather this year?

I can't find my locker. Number 1533. This place is huge, like five times as big as junior high!

Yeah I know, the steps are even bigger. But the babes...are outrageous.

She is the biggest bitch at West Beverly High. I should know, I went out with her for a year.

S1 E2The Green Room

S1 E4The First Time

S1 E6Higher Education

Nice house, man.

This is nothing. You should have seen where I used to live before my parents got divorced.

When was that?

Which time?

They've divorced each other twice?

Oh, amongst other things. There have been other marriages mixed in, other kids, other houses, you know. What, your parents are still together?

Yeah.

Well look, it's not your fault. You've got to stop blaming yourself.

So, who else is in his class anyway?

I don't know, uh, Andrea, Donna, Steve Sanders...

Dylan McKay?

No, he's too smart to take this class.

Or too busy chasing blondes?

What are you talking about?

I just don't understand why every guy's dream girl has to have hair like Daryl Hannah and a body like Kim Basinger.

Bren, I'm trying to study here.

Well excuse me for living.

Hi.

Hi.

I thought that was you, but didn't your hair used to be a little different?

Yes, no, well maybe just a little bit. I hate this color, if that's what you can call it.

It's not that bad.

If one more person says that...

It's not that bad!

Don't all you guys out here have a thing for blondes? I mean, that's what you told Kelly.

Blondes, brunettes, redheads... girls in tanktops... but, if you really hate that color, I, uh -- I have a friend who does hair and he owes me a favor.

Well, I don't really hate the color. But maybe we should still go see him. For a second opinion, or something, don't you think?

No problem.

I like your butt...I mean your bike.

Oh, well thank you. Hop on...my bike, that is.

S1 E7Perfect Mom

I think it's the blonde hair that gets me the most. I have this incredible urge to just sniff it!

You better not be recording any of this...

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