It's Pony.
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Characters
Annie BramleyJessica DiCicco · 49 quotes
PonyJosh Zuckerman · 43 quotes
George BramleyAbraham Benrubi · 13 quotes
CBClara BornsteinTaylor Polidore · 7 quotes
HHestonJosh Keaton · 7 quotes
Helen BramleyIndia de Beaufort · 6 quotes
BBrian5 quotes
BBeatrice4 quotes
GGravlax4 quotes
HHenrietta3 quotes
Most scenes together: Annie Bramley & Pony (39), Annie Bramley & George Bramley (11), Pony & George Bramley (11)
S1 E15Unfinished Business
Don't worry, we're still alive.
We're just out of coffee.
Phew. We'll go and get you some more. Won't we, Pony?
Why are we getting Mom and Dad coffee?
They never get us coffee. They need it to wake up. They're like zombies without coffee.
We brought you some coffee.
It's okay. We're awake now.
Pony! Ugh, not my toothbrush! [grunting] Get out of the bathroom!
I just don't know how to please that man.
Maybe make him breakfast. That's what Mom does instead of apologizing.
Dad, I'm making you breakfast!
No, you're not.
Yes, I am.
Don't you dare.
He dared me. Now I have to do it.
There, finished.
What is it?
My homework for Monday.
It's only Friday.
It means it frees up the whole weekend.
I had to guess a few things, like the title of the homework, the subject of the homework... Even if we have homework for Monday.
Well, the front cover looks very good.
The whole thing is very good. It's the tale of a clever and beautiful tween, and her champion stallion.
You really captured my essence.
What were you trying to tell me?
I was just trying to say "thank you".
For what?
For giving me my homework.
Aw, Annie, that was ages ago.
Yeah, I know.
See you after school, then.
See you later, Pony.
And I'll stay out of trouble.
[chuckles] Yeah, okay.
[car alarm blaring]
Hey, Annie, you hear the news? No homework for Monday. [laughs] Whoo-hoo!
[Annie sighs]
I love my boots and all, but nothing beats a pair of genuine Leave-on Chiffon sneakers.
Unless it's a genuine Leave-On Chiffon neck brace.
[clearing throat] Hi, Annie.
Hey, Clara. Sorry, in late.
So what'd you get for #2?
X = 134.
Oh, I got "X = 189".
Okay, well, let's figure it out.
Whoo-hoo!
What's Pony doing?
Oh, he found some springs in the dumpster. Now he thinks he's a kangaroo or something. Just ignore him. Anyway, I got 134 by– AAH! Pony, can you–? Ah! (Ow!)
[Clara hangs up.]
[logs in] First, yes! [Heston logs in] Heston, it's just me and you, dude, the bros, guys in the house. What do you wanna talk about?
[logs in] Hi, guys.
[disappointed] Oh, hi, Clara.
[logs in] Of course he's gonna bite if you hold him like that. Hi, everyone. Where's Annie?
Hospital, probably. Last time I saw her, Pony totally wrecked her.
I saw Pony release a wild animal on her.
I saw him flooding the place. It was insane.
I don't know how she deals with it.
OMG! Are you crazy? I would love to have a pony. He is so adorable.
Better her than me.
A glutton for punishment.
Oh, hey, guys. Sorry I'm late. What were you talking about?
CHClara, Heston, and Brian
Nothing.
Pony.
Huh? (Oh, well.)
So… looks pretty quiet in there.
Yeah, Pony's not here. I told him I had to do this homework, so he went to visit a friend.
Uh… what friend, o-one of his friends or one of yours?
Hmm. Well, he didn't say.
Think, Annie. Where could he be going? It's important. My family's hosting a big fundraising lunch.
Well, (before he left,) he did say he was hungry.
[panicked] Hungry? Really? Then he knows! Everybody out! Move it! Pack it up! Go, go, go! Everyone to the safe house! (I'll call you back!) [signs off]
Clara really freaked out. And as Hero Horse says, "Don't freak out."
Oh, yeah, Brian, I-I told Pony about that limited edition collectible.
W-what, you did?
Of course, he said he can't wait to see it.
He said that? Got to do something, be right back! I-I'll just be a minute. Just putting this somewhere safe.
Guys, can you all just stop panicking? Look, can we just… Heston, did you leave home?
Uh, no. Just another one of my awesome computer backgrounds. Definitely not hiding my new computer from Pony.
Wow, that's a very realistic one. It looks like you're in an alley.
[laughs] Why would I go to an alley to hide my new computer from Pony?
Who are those guys?
Oh, those guys? Th-th-they come with the background.
Hmm… He didn't go to Clara's, he didn't go to Brian's, he didn't go to Heston's. That must mean... [gasps] It's happening! I gotta go now, Annie! Signing out, bye!
Um, Beatrice, I'm still here.
What? Uh, no, nothing to see here. Go! [signs off for real]
Pony!
Hi, Annie. Question - what's Heston's favorite ice cream, is it chocolate mint or mint chocolate chip?
Where are you? Didn't you say you were visiting a friend?
Yeah. I met my friend, Guessepi's ice cream stand. I got us all ice cream.
Aw, that's so sweet. I bet everyone wishes they had a pony.
Well… I better go deliver this to Clara, Brian, Heston, and Beatrice.
You may wanna skip Beatrice. (How about you give one of them to Fred or Gerry instead? Long story.)
Where are we going?
To make our dreams come true.
I got into unicorn school!?
The farmer's market!
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