[Endora 'pops' in while Darrin has a day off from work.]
Mother, Darrin's off today.
I think you're just noticing it for the first time.
Characters
Samantha StephensElizabeth Montgomery · 35 quotes
DSDarrin Stephens26 quotes
EndoraAgnes Moorehead · 8 quotes
MauriceMaurice Evans · 7 quotes
Larry TateDavid White · 6 quotes
Tabitha StephensErin Murphy · 5 quotes
Most scenes together: Samantha Stephens & Darrin Stephens (18), Samantha Stephens & Endora (3), Endora & Maurice (3)
S3 E19Super Car
S3 E20The Corn is as High as a Guernsey's Eye
[Samantha is trying to convince a cow (who she believes to be Aunt Clara) to go to the kitchen. It won't budge.]
Just because you chose to be a cow doesn't mean you have to be a stupid one.
You see, everything turns out for the best.
Yeah, when you're around to give everything a big assist, it does.
S3 E21The Trial and Error of Aunt Clara
[Samantha is trying to hide a witches court meeting (attended by Endora, Clara, Enchantra and Hagatha) from Darrin in the other room.]
I know why you don't want to let me in there.
You do?
Mm-hm. I finally figured it out. Ladies club, right?
Sort of.
Is it the committee for the bazaar?
Oh, I'd certainly call them a bizarre committee.
S3 E22Three Wishes
That was no lady, that was my mother-in-law!
Darrin, I'm leaving you.
Sam!
I'm going home to mother.
What do you mean "going home to mother"? Your mother's always here.
S3 E26Charlie Harper, Winner
[After losing to Charlie all day.]
Believe me honey, I don't feel bad. As a matter of fact, I feel great. I finally beat Charlie at something.
You said you lost by 12 strokes.
11.
Oh, pardon me.
But we flipped a coin to see who'd tip the caddy and I won. It cost me ten bucks, but I won.
S3 E27The Crone of Cawdor
When the earth turns once around the sun, let the crone go forth til the day is done. Another's form she'll take and her form leave, from 6 in the morn til 6 in the eve. And in this guise if she can secure, a willing kiss from a mortal pure. To her will pass the mortal's youth, to him will pass her age forsooth. [Legend of the Crone of Cawdor]
S4My What Big Ears You Have
A satisfactory explanation?! You're kidding!
It's not for me. I trust you implicitly, in spite of my doubts. Mother will not take off that spell until you explain.
Suppose you explain to me what gives your mother the right to bug my telephone calls.
Darrin, how can I explain my mother?
Darrin (realizing Samantha's point): That's true.
S5 E4Darrin, Gone and Forgotten
Happy sweetheart?
Let's see. I've got a beautiful wife. Lovely daughter. Comfortable home. Good job. I guess I'm reasonably happy.
Why only 'reasonably'?
I would be ecstatically happy if you were an orphan!
Another remark like that and I'll be a widow.
I thought you and mother were getting along rather well lately. You were almost on speaking terms.
Let's hope it stays 'almost'.
Now, mother. I'm sorry to have to ask you to do this, but repeat after me ... Spiders that crawl, bats that fly, silence my tongue if I'm telling a lie.
[Samantha is trying to figure out who has taken Darrin.]
Uncle Arthur! That's it! Uncle Arthur is using Darrin for one of his practical jokes.
Well, why would he do a thing like that? Derwood is already a practical joke.
S5 E5It's So Nice to Have a Spouse Around the House
[After Darrin yells out loud.]
I've not only lost a daughter, I've gained a bullhorn.
S5 E6Mirror, Mirror On The Wall
[After Darrin insults Endora]
Fortunately for you, I don't offend easily.
Let me try a little harder.
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