What about an ID of the person who left it?
Chinese guy dumped it around one. Asian bird at around half twelve. She was a fat black woman. It was a thin white guy. Take your pick.
God bless the Great British public!
All S1
Characters
DS Ronnie BrooksBradley Walsh · 106 quotes
DS Matt DevlinJamie Bamber · 62 quotes
CPS Prosecutor James SteelBen Daniels · 32 quotes
CPS Prosecutor Alesha PhillipsFreema Agyeman · 24 quotes
CPS Prosecutor Jake ThorneDominic Rowan · 20 quotes
DI Natalie ChandlerHarriet Walter · 15 quotes
DSDS Sam Casey13 quotes
CPS Director George CastleBill Paterson · 11 quotes
DS Joe HawkinsBen Bailey Smith · 7 quotes
CPS Director Henry SharpePeter Davison · 5 quotes
DWDI Wes Leyton5 quotes
CPS Prosecutor Kate BarkerGeorgia Taylor · 4 quotes
KKayla4 quotes
Claudia MartinGenevieve O'Reilly · 3 quotes
YDYvette Dyer3 quotes
Most scenes together: DS Ronnie Brooks & DS Matt Devlin (45), DS Ronnie Brooks & DI Natalie Chandler (13), DS Ronnie Brooks & DS Sam Casey (10)
S1 E15Unfinished Business
[Devlin and Brooks have to canvass young mothers in the area]
The old needle/haystack interface.
Look on the bright side, son, you might end up with a yummy mummy!
He's already working for one!
You speak French?
Well, what'd you think I am, some sort of Neanderthal?
You might have said something before. I made a tit of myself.
Where's the fun in that?
He knows what he's doing. We're not just pretty faces, you know.
This is why the rest of Ridley's chambers call him "Limbo", because there's nothing he won't stoop to.
He can't even look after a goldfish.
I fed it just like you said. The fish was ailing before I went anywhere near it!
Tell that to my daughter!
Well done James, a good result. Go home, have a drink; it's over.
For us, maybe.
Do you recognise him, love?
WWoman
I was too busy working last night, trying to keep warm
Go on. Have a think [tries to turn on the charm] I bet nothing gets past you...
WWoman
Do women ever fall for that? [Matt grins]
If the street's the alternative, makes you wonder what they're running away from.
Look at his body language. I mean he's sitting on his hands! It's classic! He's hiding something
Matt, what are you going to charge him with? Bad posture?
[looking at a messy table full of file and paperwork] This is what I always worried the inside of my head looked like.
She's not saying he's insane. She's running non-insane automatism, an involuntary act committed while not conscious of actions taken. Most of Jono's blood relatives are in prison. Her defence is that Jono is genetically predisposed to violent behaviour.
[scoffs] Oh, she can't run that. It's outrageous. We'd have every criminal in the country making the same case. What's she playing at?
"Don't blame me, blame my genes." It's bold, I'll give her that. But let's not panic. No sane judge would let that get beyond a hearing. So, who did we draw?
Uh, Judge DeMarco.
Oh God, let's panic.
CJCSI Joy Ackroyd
Frenzied attack, judging by the splatter patterns.
You love saying 'splatter patterns', don't you?
[Running joke regarding the victim being discovered with his genitals outside of his trousers]
So is this still an HQ for Toms?
CJCSI Joy Ackroyd
Yeah. Might explain why his John Thomas is hanging out. Blowus interruptus, if you ask me.
[later]
So why's he got his ninky nonk out when they find him?
[stifling a laugh] You don't really call it a 'ninky nonk'?
Should hear what I call you.
[later]
What, you took a lipstick trace off his...
FMForensic Medical Examiner Teddy
Wangdoodle. Oh, yeah.
Bloke was murdered under the bridge last night. You hear anything about that?
SPStreet prostitute
Bit buff for a cop, you are, aren't you?
Do you mind, love? His head's big enough already without you adding to it.
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