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BillyRichard Steven Horvitz · 142 quotes
GrimGreg Eagles · 124 quotes
MandyGrey DeLisle · 107 quotes
HHarold27 quotes
IrwinVanessa Marshall · 20 quotes
MindyRachael MacFarlane · 13 quotes
GladysJennifer Hale · 12 quotes
General SkarrArmin Shimerman · 11 quotes
Pud'nJane Carr · 10 quotes
Principal GoodvibesChris Cox · 9 quotes
DDracula8 quotes
Fred FredburgerC.H. Greenblatt · 8 quotes
EEris7 quotes
BLord Byron5 quotes
Nergal Jr.Debi Derryberry · 5 quotes
TThromnambular5 quotes
WWiggly5 quotes
EBEvil Bunny4 quotes
Hoss DelgadoDiedrich Bader · 4 quotes
Judge Roy SpleenPhil LaMarr · 4 quotes
DDick3 quotes
TCTV commercial3 quotes
ViperBilly West · 3 quotes
Most scenes together: Grim & Mandy (54), Billy & Grim (50), Billy & Mandy (42)
You and that wretched girlfriend of yours are great enough separately, but together... you're insufferable.
Insufferable? I don't even know what that means. And hey, Mandy's not my girlfriend! She's just a FRIEND, who happens to be a GIRL, just like I happen to be a BOY, and you happen to be a SKELETONN. It's the differences that make our planet so rich, diverse, and wonderful!
[Rainbows in the background]
I still hate you, though.
You think that was too mince?
He said he didn't want to. You know what that means!
You're right.
[At Mandy's kitchen, Grim is doing the washing up together]
This bites! Those kids don't deserve the friends like me. Everyday, I play with them until my eyes bleed! [sniffs]
This is getting boring. Let's torture the Grim Reaper.
[leaving Mandy's room] OK.
Oh, Grim!
Yes...
My little puppy, Saliva's feeling all so sad and lonely, could you cheer him up yourself?
Cheer him up myself?!
Oh, Grim. Would you please cheer him up one little kiss ought to do it? You know, you want to.
Ugh! I am NOT going to kiss your stinky, smelly, drooling mutt!
[sobbing] I hate you so much! I'm so miserable!
That's good, cause misery goes nice with PIE!
That's it! I'VE HAD IT! [slices the pie and Laughs]
Hey, thank you slicing the pie, Grim.
Yeah! And WE deserve a nice treat about NOW!
[in Milkshakes' body] You know, Billy... you can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose... but you can't pick your friend's nose.
Son, it's awfully hard to read the paper through your butt.
[singing, while in Milkshake's body]
Look at me, I'm a kitty cat!
I wear a bowl of peanuts for a hat.
If I eat them all, I will get fat.
Blah blah blah, I'm a kitty cat!
[Billy and Grim are watching B production horror film]
This is scary. Let's watch something else.
Aw, come on. I've seen scarier stuff in your toilet.
True.
Hey, Irwin!
[to Billy in Mandy's body] [screams a little bit] Uh... Hi, Mandy.
YOU are such a cutie.
Gee, Milkshake. I think Mandy might be mad at me now. I think I deserve on an account of all the naughty stuff I made her do. I deserved to be punished.
[Now inside Milkshake's body] Touching.
M-M-M-Mandy?
You know, Billy, you can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose.
You've come back to save the children?
Yeah, what's up with that?
Umm... well... I'm just taking them with me so I can eat them later.
That was a great idea kicking Nergal in the shin. I wonder why I didn't think of that?
That's because you have no brain. Speaking of no brain, where's Billy?
[talking to a cardboard cutout of Mandy] Gee, Mandy, it sure was a great idea kicking Nergal in the shin like that. [many hours later] Hey, did you do something to your hair?
Eat pepper spray, you freak! [sprays Grim in the face]
It doesn't hurt; I have no eyes.
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