Fred's Head quotes

You should always see a guy in a bathing suit before you decide to go out with him!

This is a Vernissage?! I thought it was a nail color exhibition and we got to pick out a color!

My dress is so trendy and totally fizz! I even think it’s still going to be fashionable next week!

Now I'll never lend you my pink jeans that make your butt look awesome !

Wow!... Have you seen the new revolutionary mascara? It makes your eyelashes so long you can curl them with an iron!

Benji made a CD up with eight hours of dance music. Well, it's not dance music, I mean it's eight hours of music we can dance to.

This is just great, girls! I can’t believe it! I smell sweaty! I forgot to put on deodorant!

If there’s one thing I CAN’T TOLERATE it’s INTOLERANCE itself!

Now stop being a moron or my foot will connect with your verility really hard. Ok?

I want to get out of this closet!

You’re not afraid to be an outcast too if you knock around with Nino a little too much?

What? My drab, boring, Scottish, caramel-colored, curly hair might grow back in stiff, straight and jet-black?

It's the special Frappachino coffee, with grapefruit and milk! I also asked them to put in some cider vinegar to really boost the acidity!

When Panook, alias M. T. Bladder, decides to finally go to the toilet, the great mystery at Saint Judes, well, apart from the meatloaf in the cafeteria will be solved!

A madonna appeared before me and suddenly I was bent out of shape with admiration. Such feminity is woman. Eyes of steel behind velvet glasses.