Liv and Maddie quotes

Mom, snack update. Where's Liv's favorite dip?

Joey

You mean this dip? [Joey and Parker are eating the dip]

You two are eating the dip?! This is Wisconsin, you can't welcome people home without dip! You two are officially banned from the welcome home zone!

Joey

Let's put this TV in our room.

Parker

But Mom and Dad said that we can't have a TV in our room.

Joey

Mom and Dad who?

I am so glad you're home there is something I have been dying to talk to you about.

[gasps] This is about a boy!

How do you know that?

When you get nervous you still play with that charm bracelet that I gave you. Anyway, back to the boy. Is he cute?

Are you nosy and sparkly?

Ah! Then he is cute!

Pete

Parker, what do you want in your lunch? Apple or banana?

Parker

Keep going until you get to cupcake!

[confessional] Basketball is my life and being named captain of the team was huge for me! And I might have played it cool in front of the girls on the team, but I also may have gone home and squealed in my closet. Eee!

Ooh, fabosh! We are now officially ready for step two.

Remind me what step two is again.

Yeah, this game actually gets really intense. Mom banned us from playing in the living room because one time, Parker rolled a ten and on his ninth cartwheel knocked over Great-Gran's urn.

Parker

But her memory still lives on. In the dirt-vac.

[confessional] Huh, so I missed out on getting to know Parker and I think I might have missed a funeral. Ahaha, I thought Great-Gran was still with us. Oops.

OK, I know we weren't all fans of Duck Duck Dinosaur, but there is something waiting for you outside that is going to blow your ten-year-old minds!

I'm nine.

Willow

Madison!

Fine!

You look interesting, I'm Liv.

(leaves)

But I didn't get your name.

(enters room) Did I just see you talk to Kylie?

Oh, that's what her name is.

Joey

The Z-Phone 620Q. It's ruined.

Counter life's not for you. Back to the Muck bucket.

Joey

Can I still wear the cape?

That's a no-no, Jo-Jo.

Diggie

Sup, Rooney?

Sup, Diggie?

Diggie

Got your costume ready for Screamfest?

You know I do. I got this really cool knight costume and it is going to melt your face off!

Diggie

Sweet. Hey I'll go as that too then, maybe we could win the couples' costume contest?

Yeah, okay...

Diggie

Er, and you know when I mean couple I mean the contest category and... well you get it.

Diggie

and :Maddie: WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?

Er, I'm a knight. We said we were gonna be knights.

Diggie

Oh, I thought you meant like 'the night'.

Are you kidding? We're never going to be able to enter the couples' contest now.

Diggie

No, sure we can. We're a couple of k/nights! Hah.

Yep, that is us. A couple, haha, of k/nights. Hah, if there was one more of us we'd be a few! But there's not because we're a couple of k/nights!

[off-screen] I’m ready to go look for spaghetti.

What was that sound? Was it ‘Liv’ or ‘Maddie’?!

Diggie

It was one of the Blooket Blooks!

No way! It wasn’t me either! It was…[Lemur hops up and pulls on her outfit as Maddie starts screaming in fear, as Maddie stops, everyone gathers around Lemur] OKAY!!! Okay, stop! Liv: Maddie, there’s a Blooket Blook on your back! And it’s sleeping!

Help me! HELP ME NOWWWW!

Liv, you do know that being in a skateboarding movie doesn't actually qualify you to judge skateboarders.

Well, the good people at Flip Kick magazine think differently.

Karen

In between seasons of (sings) "Sing It Loud!" (back to normal) Liv starred in a movie called "The Skateboard Bandit."

Pete

(doing his best Don Lafontaine imitation) A girl. A bag of loot. A skateboard. She'll take your money, and steal your heart.