Austin & Ally quotes

Ally

I can't believe he stole my song! He messed with the wrong girl!

Trish

That's right! Get angry! Me likey!

Ally

(Types something on her phone and it beeps.) There! Allycat109 doesn't like this video. Yeah! Whoo!

Trish

Calm down before you type a frowny face and really hurt his feelings...

Austin

Who am I kidding... My dad always said I had a one in a million chance of making it....

Ally

That's exactly what my dad said to me.

Dez

You know what my dad always says? "Dez! Stop texting the dog!"

Ally

I can't just spit out a song any time you want me to. Lyrics don't just flow out of me like a river after a rain of tears! Oh... That's good! (Runs over, grabs her book and writes it down)

Austin

Hey, Ally. Maybe you should write that... so we can actually read it this time. (Ally glares at him)

Dez

Yeah... Miss Calligraphy Camp... (Laughs at her)

Ally

Oh. (Scribbles something in her book) Can you read this?

Dez

(Looks at it) Yes, I can... And that is not a nice word!

Ally

(Referring to the kangaroo in her practice room) Aww, he is so cute. (Stops walking towards him) Aww, I just stepped in kangaroo poop...

Dez

Hey, you don't know it was the kangaroo... Trish was in here earlier....

Trish

(Smiles at him) I will smack those freckles right off your face...

Dez

Someone needs to mop up all this Trish poop.

Trish

Keep it up, and someone's gonna need to mop up all your freckles!

Dez

My freckles are my friends! Can you say that about your poop?!

Ally

(Sees Austin and picks up a life-size Austin doll and begins to kiss it) Mwah, Austin. Mwah, Austin. Mwah!

Austin

Uhh, Ally?

Ally

(Turns around) Oh, hey Austin...

Austin

Is that doll supposed to be me?

Ally

Ummm, yes. I was just practicing what to do if you got bit by a poisonous snake. It could happen, ohhhhhh....

Austin

Hey, Ally! (Walks in all sweaty and orange)

Ally

Oh, hey Austin.

Austin

Check out my fake tan...

Ally

Ugh, I hate fake tans.

Austin

Really? I did not know that! (Shows off his sweaty underarms)

Ally

Ugh, almost as much as I hate sweaty guys...

Austin

Also did not know that! (Dez walks in)

Dez

Austin, you look different.

Austin

Yeah, cuz I'm orange... and I'm sweaty....

Dez

(Shakes his head) No...

Look what I found underneath your seat. Recognize this?

Ally

Uh, yeah. It's popcorn.

Ah-HAH! How would you know that if you didn't litter?

Ally

Because we've seen popcorn before.

Ally

Hi, Dez. What are you supposed to be? An alien zombie?

Dez

No, a zombie alien. I'm a Zalien. Characters from my favorite movies of all time. Zaliens 1, Zaliens 2, Zaliens 3, Zaliens 4, Zaliens 5, Zaliens 7...

Ally

[interrupting] Ah-ah-ah, you forgot Zaliens 6.

Dez

Ugh, that movie stinks. I wish I could forget it.

Ally

Is he stalling?

Trish

(scoffs) No... no one dances when they stall!

Ally

So why isn't he singing my song?

Trish

Uhh... [immediately starts dancing]

Austin

I can't believe this website, it's so embarrassing!

Trish

That's HaterGirl. She writes about everything she hates in Miami...I like her!

Ally

But now she's posting bad things about Austin!

Austin

I can't believe this is on the internet. I thought I was alone.

Ally

Austin, you know there's no eating in the store. And there's definitely no eating off your pants.

Austin

There's no sign for that.

Ally

There shouldn't have to be a sign to not eat off your pants.

Ally

You're H8ter Girl?

H8ter Girl? You mean that beautiful, amazingly talented girl who has that awesome website about how much I hate Austin? Never heard of her.

Shiny Money

Hey! You two were supposed to catch me!

Trish

You're not still mad are you?

Shiny Money

Still?! It just happened an hour ago!

Ally

Did we really just -

Trish

Yep

Ally

And Austin’s going to -

Trish

Ah ah

Ally

So we’re pretty much -

Trish

- the worst friends ever !?