Nerima Daikon Brothers quotes

Hideki

Gonna catch us a panda bear!

Ichiro

And then do what?

Hideki

And sell it to a kids Donald’s hiccups

Ichiro

A Donald’s hiccups

Hideki

We'll take the cash and we'll build our dome! Here comes our concert home, let's catch that bear!

Ichiro

I'll catch that bear!

Hideki

Grab him by the hair!

Ichiro

Grab a panda there!

Hideki

Hold it, bear!

Ichiro

I've got pesticide...

Hideki

No, we want the bear alive!

No-No-No-No-No!

Ichiro

Sexy, I mean on you.

Hideki

Hey Hey!, nice catch bro!

Mako

Let's make panda stew!

Ichiro

Stew? He's soft, not tender.

Hideki

Soft? Who cares about soft? He's eating our daikon field!

Mako

He probably is tender!

Ichiro

But, I mean really soft.

Mako

Gross, that eye thing...

Ichiro

So soft!!

I love hot dogs! Plump, juicy dogs! I love hot dogs! Zippity doo dog! Condiments, ooh. Don't forget the condiments! Saucy Doggy!

You ugly slut!

Mako

Ugly? Ugly?

Two things sicken moi, girls and ugly girls.

Hideki

Hold on sweetie, I'm with ya, I'm with ya on that, I'm with ya 100% hatin' on them ugly girls... You big fat ugly girl!

I'm choking on vomit! Throw those bitches out of here!

Moi is fabulous, Moi's fantabulous, and I've got the cash to buy more beauty for moi!

He is fabulous! We are top-shelf ass and he's got the cash to make us drop down our jaw!

Audition for dough, even though you've got no chance! Everyone thinks he's the next super star, so I take his cash and pants! Dom Perignon aflow, small things will stir and grow, fluids will mix in milky paradise stew! Moi's a sacred cow! [takes off his clothes to reveal a leather sort of out-fit] Moi's half-naked now! Come and fool the idiots and do what I do! Hoo Hoo Hoo!

Hey there pops! Pops, give us a rental please! Hey there pops! Give us a ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-trigger we can squeeze, squeeze, rental please! To beat a... a... slimy, bastard, butt-sleaze! Get him down on bended knees, and coughin' up audition fees. Oh yeah! Rent us somethin' for the job, please!

Pachinko! It means sweet love, It means sweet love in all our balls. Pachinko, Korean dolls, our balls are all a cut above. And this erases the faults on faces, the better to sell you more game. They'll suck your money and call you honey, that's why the vacuum is my name!

Hey there pops! Pops, give us a rental please! Hey there pops! Give us a ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-trigger we can squeeze, squeeze, rental please! To crush a... a... a... slimy pachinko, metal balls, former pinko, korean rat-fink. Oh yeah, rent us something for the job!

Mako

Can't we please go back to Hide's fantasy?

Have you forgotten his fantasy of my rectal exam?

Mako

If I don't speak...it's just 'cause my mouth is now full of vomit.

Yukika

Three very strange and similar incidents have occured. [The four look worried, and grow increasingly worried with each mentioned incident] The first was a merciless attack at the OHTE Production company. The second was an equally merciless attack on a popular Korean Wave Pachinko parlor. The third seemed to be some sort of toxic gas attack on the general hospital. This is, of course, not to mention, a recent missing fish cake incident...which was my doing!

HEY, NOW!

Yukika

Hmm...you three are very strange. Exactly like the perps behind those unreported incidents!

Hideki

Just who are you callin' strange, lady!?

Ichiro

She's pointing...

Yukika

One, two, men and a woman in hats and dark glasses...

Hideki

[laughs nervously]

Yukika

Vi-gi-lantes, they've been out kickin' some asses, now

Hideki

(spoken) H-hats and dark...?

Yukika

Best clue so far, I'll tell you the three said, "Our names are..."

Hideki

(spoken)T-they introduced themselves?

Yukika

Ne-ri-ma Daikon--

Ichiro

[looks at his watch] Oops, would you look at the time?

Hideki

Yeah, what a darn, cryin', awful shame. And the cop's not even done yet!

Yukika

[about the money] So what's this? If it's dirty, here's my pledge of honor; NO one gets out; straight, gay, or in between!

Gaaah! Why, you stupid little bitch of a detective! I'll have you killed just for thinking that I was a homo!