Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers quotes

[Seeing the HQ in a mess] Okay, who's the bloke who had the party and didn't invite me?

Monty

[About sea voyages] This reminds me of the time I got shanghaied in Shanghai on a junk full of junk.

Welcome, buckos! This here be a pirate ship and we be Pi-Rats!

Chip

We can't waste our time playing pirates. We're Rescue Rangers. We've got jobs to do.

Dale

[Adjusting his pirate hat proudly] You're just jealous 'cause you don't have a hat.

Monty

That was a right bonzer move, Gadget luv!

When this here ship sank, the Captain of the ship's rats, Long Lost Lafitte, told him to guard the treasure 'til he returned. We can't be going back on the captain's orders.

Chip

That was over 200 years ago.

Well, he never said it'd be easy.

There be three ways he always knew the captain. When he looked at ya, he always had a funny squint in his eye.

His eye?

Aye!

Aye!

And he was a short man.

And he only had one leg.

Left one.

Captain Lafitte! You've come back! [Embraces him while Pi-Rats cheer]

See? This is what Spunky looks like.

[takes the photo] I'm sorry, but kitten runaways aren't in our jurisdiction.

But Spunky would never run away. Someone must have taken him. [cries]

Aww, now don't cry. I'll tell you what, I'll tell the men to keep an eye out, okay?

Thank you, sir. [leaves while crying]

Monty

No offense, Gadget luv, but you're sure you're finished?

Sure I'm sure.

Monty

Not like the last time?

Gadget

Oh, Monty! How many times do you think the wings can fall off a plane?

Monty

I don't know. You tell me.

Monty

Better lay off the nuts there. You are what you eat, you know.

Monty

Ooo-rah-tourah-lay! What happened to all the cats?

Hey, dude! Don't look a gift cat in the mouth. They bugged out two nights ago and ain't been back since, man.

Dale

[shows the photo of Spunky] How about this itty-bitty cat?

Hey, cool your jets! You don't want to put a lamp on things by bringing back a cat. It's time to be a party animal!

Monty

[operating a gadget cat] I had nightmares about being inside cats but they were nothing like this.

Gadget

What is this place?

Monty

A nightmare!

Prof. Nimnul

Alright, boys. Line up! [the robo-bulldogs line up] I'm ready, puppies. Give!

Prof. Nimnul

Good doggies! Nice puppies! [sees a badly damaged robot] Ohh! My poor puppy. Did ums get an owie? Professor Nimnul will make it all better. [looks inside the robot] But first give dadums nasty kittens. [notices there are no cats] Seems a bit too roomy in here. [yells] WHERE ARE MY CATS, YOU NINCOM-- [kicks the robot with his foot, but stubs his toe and jumps in pain. The other robots laugh, but stop after a while] I don't like being laughed at. I offered those fools at the power company a revolutionary source of cheap power and they laughed! [smacks the two robots with a wrench, making them fall unconscious] But they will be sorry. The police have my demands, this time I will do the laughing! [laughs evilly]

Chip

Now let's beat it...

Dale

...while the beating's good!

Gadget

No!

What?

Gadget

We're not leaving until all these cats are free! We are the Rescue Rangers, after all. And who know what that terrible man has in store for them?