Henry Danger quotes

[to Jasper] How?! How could you give my little sister a finata full of dead bugs?!

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S3Love Muffin

[marching down the stairs, looking angry] JASPER!!!!

JDJasper Dunlop

Oh, hey, Piper!

Did you go to my bathroom and take my curling iron?!

JDJasper Dunlop

Yeah, but I...

Hey! Don't you yell at my Jasper!

He jacked my girly Curly! [yanks out Jasper's eyelashes]

JDJasper Dunlop

[yells] She yanked out my eyelashes!

Piper! You just hurt someone I Love!

Yeah! And I'm just getting started! [starts beating up Jasper]

JDJasper Dunlop

What? No, no!

No! Stop!

You want some more?!

Piper!

Are you gonna steal my --

Piper, quit that!

[as everything goes in slow motion] NOW, STAY OUT OF MY BATHROOM!!!

[in slow motion] No!

[In slow motion, Piper throws Jasper over the couch, much to Henry's horror]

[in slow motion] NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

[Jasper falls to the floor, Piper angrily walks upstairs]

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S3Scream Machine

[An infuriated Charlotte is attacking Schwoz for destroying her Scream Machine]

Four months! I worked on that project for four months!

All right, that's enough.

All right, Charlotte, come on.

[They both pull Charlotte away from Schwoz. Schwoz gets up from the floor, As the two is about to charge at each other, Ray and Henry quickly stop them]

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Come on.

I was finally gonna win first place at the Gizmo Show! Finally! But Schwoz has to go wreck my Scream Machine and ruin my chances!

Look, just calm down.

Hey! Never tell a woman to calm down!

Uh, sorry, I was just trying to...

Never tell a woman to calm down!

Okay.

Say it with me!

CHCharlotte & Henry

"Never tell a woman to calm down."

You get it?!

Yes, I promise!

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JTJana Tetrazini

Hey, Piper.

What up, Jana?

JTJana Tetrazini

I see your volcano got a three. I, uh... guess that's better than a two.

Well at least I built mine. I didn't have my smelly dad do it for me.

JTJana Tetrazini

Oh, great! So you're a loser all by yourself.

[starts fuming with rage] That's it.

JHJake Hart

[quickly restrains Piper] Whoa! No, Piper, no!

[enraged] SHE CALLED ME A LOSER!

JHJake Hart

They're just words. Just ignore her!

JTJana Tetrazini

Yeah, Piper! Listen to your dumb dad.

JHJake Hart

[starts getting infuriated] She called me dumb! [Is about to charge at Jana, but Piper quickly restrains him] I don't have to take that from A kid!

Relax!

JHJake Hart

You think I'm dumb?! I went to college! I'll show you dumb! JERK!!!

LET IT GO!

[Jana Tetrazini walks away]

JHJake Hart

Yeah! You better walk away!

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S3The Trouble With Frittles

[As Henry and Ray transform, Henry turns into Kid Danger while Ray unintentionally wears a wedding dress, much to his shock]

What the --?! [Charlotte starts laughing at his ridiculous outfit] Schwoz! What'd you dk to my balls of gum?!

Schwoz

That's what you get for schtuffing me in that bucket of oats!

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S3Hour of Power

I can't take on Drex.

Schwoz

Why not you can't?

Cause... I tried to fight that guy, and hstuffed me in cake butter, and then he spanked me.

Where are you going?

[starts walking away] Home.

Schwoz

Home?

[his head gets stuck in a neutronium box like helmet] Oh, come on, Henry, you can't just go home, not when this town needs you most!

This town needs a superhero, or... [places his communicator on the chair] At least a decent sidekick, with skills or... was anything. [takes out his gumball tube and looks at it] Here. [throws the gumball tube to Charlotte. He getjo the tube] Up the tube. [He goes up the tube]

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S3Space Invaders, Part 1

[locked in a closet aboard the space station] Hey, kid! Would you ket me out of here?!

Yeah yeah. [opens the closet door, and Captain Man comes out]

What's going on?!

JJim

Your stupid sidekick broke our space station!

I was pushed!

NNeil

We're losing oxgyen!

What? [to Captain Man] Dude, I need oxygen! You know, for like, breathing!

Right. C'mon, we'd better get out of here! [They start leaving]

JJim

Hey, hey, hey, wait! You can't leave us up here with no oxygen!

Well, maybe you should've thought of that, before you pushed me!

JJim

It was your fault!

NNeil

Yeah!

FALSE! Space holes!

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S3Gas or Fail

[Kid Danger tries to help Captain Man get out of underground]

Whoa, whoa,Ray, have you gained some weight?

No, I haven't gained weight! You're not just pulling hard enough!

I think you gained weight.

You take that back! I eat less than 2, 000 calories a day!

Just try to suck it in!

Oh, this is so embarrasing!

[Captain Man goes over the hole; he and Kid Danger yell and fall offscreen]

Ow! That hurt so bad!

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S3JAM Session

I AM NOT OKAY!!! [marches upstairs, groaning angrily]

[sits on the couch, feeling relaxed] I'm okay!

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S3License to Fly

[holding the airplane manual] Who threw this manual?

Uh, some guy.

Charlotte, would you please finish this diagnostic test so we can get this thing up in the air? Thank you!

Oh, sure, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to waste your time while I was pulling this manual out of my eye!

Apology accepted.

It's OK.

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Who started the helicopter?!

Uhhhh....

Henry did.

Well, we're not really sure...

We're very sure, it was Henry.

Well...

Henry, did you start the helicopter?!

Uh... Maybe! I think so! I'm pretty sure, yeah! Why does it matter? I didn' mean to. I'm sorry.