MMerlin
I am a great magician, but the one thing I cannot do is grow hair.
All S1
Characters
EricDon Most · 55 quotes
PrestoAdam Rich · 32 quotes
VengerPeter Cullen · 23 quotes
HankWillie Aames · 22 quotes
BobbyTeddy Field III · 16 quotes
Dungeon MasterSidney Miller · 15 quotes
SShelia12 quotes
SheilaKatie Leigh · 10 quotes
DDinah8 quotes
BBobbi6 quotes
DDianaTonia Gayle Smith · 5 quotes
DDungeonmaster5 quotes
Most scenes together: Eric & Presto (21), Eric & Hank (14), Eric & Bobby (11)
S1 E15Unfinished Business
It must be a hundred and twenty degrees in the shade, and there isn't any shade!
Did you hear what he said? No telling what we may run into!
[appears from behind a rock] No telling?
Aaah! Dungeon Master! Do you always have to do that?!
No, not always.
UUni
(panicked bleating)
For once, I agree with you, Uni.
Powers that come and go in the night, banish these snail-things from my sight!
[his hat covers his head with a bucket]
I'll take care of them...I think my batteries are dead
Quick! Under my shield...they'll never break through this...HUH?
Bow down to your MASTER!
TTiamat
I HAVE NO MASTER!
Maybe there will be one less dragon?
BUT OUR WEAPONS DON'T WORK!
Maybe there will be one less Venger!
KKelek
Such a PITY YOU'RE TOO YOUNG TO learn THE EXTENT Of your POWERS! AND such a tragedy YOU WON'T HAVE TIME
Well, that should do it. Venger should be here any minute-
Where?
Right here! Don't you think- [finally notices him; screams]
It's our fault Silvermane's here; maybe this "trick" gets him back.
And maybe it gets us ZAPPED BY KELEK!
KKelek
IT DOES, INDEED.
KKelek
Venger!
Greetings, Kelek. Do forgive my... intrusion.
KKelek
Of course.
Of course what?
KKelek
Of course... master.
That is better. I must thank you, Kelek. For keeping the unicorn horns, for keeping them safe, for ME...
KKelek
The Horns are MINE! The Power is MINE! NOW YOU SHALL CALL me MASTER!
(gleefully, easily fighting off monsters) I haven't done this in years! I'd forgotten how much fun this kind of thing could be.
If you fall..You don't have to worry about hitting bottom....THERE ISN'T ONE.
OOrc
Orc want to welcome YOU.
Where do you want to welcome US to?
Orc': The Slave Mines of Deamore, where else.
We're in trouble.
(Shadow Demon bumps into Venger and gasps)
Well, what is it?
SDShadow Demon
Ah, I have news.
Yes?
SDShadow Demon
Warduke has captured Dungeon Master!
Unlikely.
SDShadow Demon
I saw him.
(disbelieving) You saw him?
SDShadow Demon
Warduke says Dungeon Master is yours- for the right price.
"The right price"?! Warduke has either become very brave.... or very stupid. However, I've waited many years for Dungeon Master to make his mistake; I will see to it that it's his last.
The Life force has left him...and for you the game is up
Well, what are you waiting for? Just point us the way Home!
I'm afraid it's not that easy.
I knew it, there's always a catch.
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