TV show quotes
Characters
SeanDonal Logue · 43 quotes
EddieKevin Corrigan · 28 quotes
ClaudiaMegyn Price · 27 quotes
LilyLynsey Bartilson · 22 quotes
HHenryJake Burbage · 14 quotes
WaltRichard Riehle · 14 quotes
BradBret Harrison · 9 quotes
JimmyGriffin Frazen · 9 quotes
CChristina3 quotes
Most scenes together: Sean & Claudia (18), Sean & Eddie (10), Sean & Lily (8)
Hey, Lily, this is weird, you're online.
No, I'm not.
Yes, you are. Your screen name just popped up on my buddy list, see?
No way! Uh, somebody signed on with my name!
No!
Yes! Send them an instant message. "Lily, what are you doing?"
They're not answering.
Type "Are you there?" This is so freaking me out!
Totally!
Yes, just hanging around, you know, just keeping it fresh?
[furious] Oh, my God. It's my dad.
How do you know?
It's him.
How's it goin' Mr. Finnerty?
Ah, you know, keepin' it fresh.
Did he really say keeping it fresh?
[shaking head] I'll talk to him.
Should we sign off?
No, move over.
Back in my day we used to play Cowboys and Indians. Of course that was when you were allowed to say Indian. You can't say Indian anymore.
I'm not allowed to say bite me.
Hey! Watch your Mouth!
Bite me, Indian!
Hey, Lily, you liked the Ramones, didn't you?
Well, the music was good, but I kept worrying they were gonna die.
Have you tried talking to Jimmy about this?
Oh, I tried, but it kind of backfired.
See, Jimmy, you're not possessed by Satan because...there is no Satan!
[talking to a large group of classmates] My dad says there's no such thing as Satan, which means there's no such thing as hell, which means you can pretty much do what ever you want, so go right ahead. [complete anarchy ensues]
And you wonder why Sister Helen has it in for your family?
Out! She has it out for our family. And i couldn't have forseen that!
You know, hearing it out loud makes me realize I'm the worst dad in the world
Please. You're not even the worst dad in the house.
(Walt glares)
How do two fourteen year old girls even get from Staten Island to the middle of New Jersey?
Well, if their fathers have achieved a basic level of competence, they don't get there.
Dad, I don't need your help.
No, of course not, just let it play out. At some point, the state'll intervene.
You have literally pushed me off a cliff! You have literally pushed me to my death! I am literally dying. I am literally dead from embarrassment because of you!
Lily, you really need to look up the definition of the word 'literally'.
I am literally going insane!
Alright! Good usage!
(about Sean) He looks like a drunk bear.
You buy stuff for Jimmy and Henry all the time. How many freaking Pokemon are there?
A hundred and fifty five. Can you hand me the socket wrench?
Get Pikachu to hand it to you.
Sure. Go for the obvious one!
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