Iggy Arbuckle quotes

Okay, I’m convinced! A volcano is not the best place for a picnic!

Jiggers

A volcano is not the best place for anything!

Zoop

You know, I'm all for trying new things and everything, but wouldn't it be better to use actual dogs to pull a dog sled?

These tortoises are specially trained!

Jiggers

And, no one else answered our ad.

And what are you supposed to do when you happen upon a nest of condor eggs?

Catfish Stu

Beat them until they're light and fluffy! [Iggy and Jiggers gasp]

Robear

Non non non non! Zat is ze pancake recipe!

Robert

Oh! Sorry, sorry... [Begins reading the correct instructions]

Jiggers

[Upon realizing his adjustments to Old Rusty caused Iggy's nasal septum to get displaced, which led to Iggy's snoring] I hereby relinquish any claim to geni - uh - osity!!

We're going to head to Mango Tango Beach!

Jiggers

I wonder if I have time to update my will?

Spiff

[To the geese] Hey, take it easy! Don't have a hissy fit, just picking up trash here! And speaking of trash, [leans in] do I ever have some trashy gossip! [The geese are interested] You know the black swan over the pond? She's been dying her feathers for years! Of course, she's not the only one around here with secrets...

Okay Jig, on the count of three! One, two -

Jiggers

Two and a half, two and three quarters...

[Rolls eyes] Go! [Both try to flip into the bushes via shovels used as catapults, and land on the window]

Jiggers

Iggy? Just so you know, I'm picking the next plan.

Catfish Stu

Nice try fellas, but you've got to get up early in the morning to fool this catfish.

It is early in the morning, Stu.

Stu

My point is that you lost, and I won! Now go away, my chef is here, and you're not invited to breakfast!

Okay, Plan B. We don't have a Plan B! Time to come up with a Plan B!

Spiff

Iggy, it's too late.

Jiggers

[Tearfully] No! It can't be! We can still save the bushes before they're turned into Stu's muffins, or jam, or crepes - [brightens up] Is anyone else hungry?

I am sick of people making light of my illustrious... illustriousness! You demean my... demeanor!

[Yahank?] It's the stuff that has been... [Shmeaka] The one who was seen... [Frank] With the chompers that gleam!

Hmm... stuff that has been - I think that means ancient history. Chompers that gleam... Jiggers!

Jiggers

What? Just because I have excellent dental hygiene?

Your guide on the history of the Kookamunga! That's where the answer lies!

Jiggers

Okay, I checked my history guide, and I found this. Repeat after me: You've...

[Balancing on top of each other with their underwear on the outside] You've...

Jiggers

Been...

Been...

Jiggers

Yumped!

Yumped!

Catfish Stu

What!?

Zoop

What?

What?

Catfish Stu

[Upon learning that the new highway will block the tourists from his adventure camp] This highway is an abomination! Give me that! [Takes the petition and forces the crowd to sign]

Now that's a first! Stu's actually trying to save the Kookamunga!

Catfish Stu

That's not a signature! It's a scrawl! Write neater!

Jiggers

We really appreciate being in your salamander city!

Jiggers, they're chameleons.

Jiggers

I don't get it. What's so important about a toothpick?

Okay, I'll tell you: Ozwald was my good luck toothpick.

Ozwald? [chuckle to each other]

Zoop

Iggy, there's no such thing as luck. There's only karma; whatever you do, good or bad comes back to you.

Yeah, you're probably right. [knocks into a stack of cans and stumbles] What do you call that - karma?

Zoop

No; clumsy.