The Owl House quotes

Oh! Hello, little fairy. Are you going to tell me this is all a fantastical dream?

FFairy

[showing huge pointed teeth] GIVE ME YOUR SKIN!

[Luz yelps and swats her away]

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Flying staffs, crazy monsters, you're a witch! What is this place?!

This is the Boiling Isles. Every myth you humans have is caused by a little of our world leaking into yours.

[as a griffin resembling the model she made at school flies near] A griffin! [it barfs spiders] I knew it!

Yep. Griffins, vampires, giraffes...

Giraffes?

Oh yeah. We banished those guys. Bunch of freaks.

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Welcome to...The Owl House. Where I hide away from the pressures of modern life. Also the cops, and also ex-boyfriends.

This place is beautiful. Do you live here all alone?

[loud, heavy footsteps shake the house]

Actually, I have a roommate.

[in a deep voice] Who dares intrude upon I, [voice lightens] the king of demons?!

[he turns out to be a small creature in a bathrobe, holding a rubber duck; Luz gasps, then tackles and starts cuddling him]

¡AY QUE LINDO! Eda, he's so cute! Who's a widdle guy? Who's a widdle guy? Is it you? Is it you? [hugs him]

[struggles to escape, horrified] NO! I DON'T KNOW WHO YOUR "LITTLE GUY" IS! EDA, WHO IS THIS MONSTER?!

[pulls Luz away from King] Oh, this is Luz, the human. She's here to help us with our little...situation.

Oh! Hooray!

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KKatya

The stupid warden likes to lock people up who don't fit in. Like, I write fanfics of food falling in love. I like food, I like love - just let me write about it!

EEEye-Eating Prisoner

I'm here because I like eating my own eyes. [plucks an eye out of his head and swallows it; it moves back into place in its socket]

TNTinella Nosa

We are agents of fwee expwession! They will never siwence us!

KKatya

Yeah, she's really big into conspiracy theories.

TNTinella Nosa

The world is a simuwation! We are but pwaythings for a higher being!

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I'm just confused.

Thinking of calling it quits, huh?

This place is nothing like I imagined.

Hmm... maybe not here. But come with me. I got something to show you.

[Eda flies Luz and King up into the sky, the former wearing a blindfold]

Okay, you can look.

[takes the blindfold off] Whoa!

[The Boiling Isles is revealed to be the corpse of a Titan]

The bones of the Isles. Up close, the Isles can be slimy...

And very stinky.

And gross. But if you look at it from a different perspective...

[A shooting star crosses the evening sky above the Titan's skull]

It's beautiful.

Yeah...

Eda, how did you know that wizard was lying?

Look, kid, everyone wants to believe they're "chosen". But if we all waited around for a prophecy to make us special, [chuckling slightly] we'd die waiting. And that's why you need to choose yourself.

Does that mean you'll give me a magic staff of my own?

Not yet. But... someday.

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[Willow's outburst with her plant magic accidentally ties Luz up]

[realizing] Oh no no no no no, I'm so sorry! [removes the vines from Luz's leg]

It's okay, the thorns only went through a few layers of skin.

[gets close to her face and notices her ears] So... circley.

Eep! [tries to cover her ears]

[gasps] You're human! This is astounding! A human on the Boiling Isles! [pulls Luz to her feet] How did you get here? What are you doing here? [a bell chimes and Willow slumps] I-I'm sorry, I can't stay. I have to go disappoint my teacher. It was nice to meet you, human.

Wait! I'm Luz, and you're Willow, right? What you did with that flower and those plants, it was WOWWW.

Thanks, but, I'm not even supposed to be doing plant magic. My parents put me in the abomination track at school.

[rushes forward and grabs her shoulders, squealing excitedly] Like, magic school? [Willow nods] That's so cool! I'm so jealous! I have a teacher, but her lessons are a bit... untraditional. I bet she wouldn't even let me enroll. But I wish I could spend one day there.

I wish I could get a passing grade for once. Then people would stop calling me "half a witch Willow." [kicks at her failed abomination, which makes a groaning noise]

Hey, wait. I know how we can both get what we want. [scoops up some of the goo and splatters it on her shirt] Make me your abomination! I'll get you a good grade, and you can get me into magic school! It's fiendishly clever! [quirks an eyebrow]

What?

I saw that girl's thing, it's just chunks of stuff that talks weird. I'M chunks of stuff, and I talk weird!

That's true... [giggles] Okay! It's a deal, Luz. [they shake hands]

This is a great plan.[their hands get stuck together with the goo]

Oops, abomination goo.

[they struggle to get apart, and Luz falls over into the goo]

[offscreen] Great plan.

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[after the Owl Beast runs away] Oh man, did you see her eyes? They were all like "ahhh!' [sticks her tongue out] What happened to her?

Don't you see? The elixir I gave you doesn't give Eda powers! It prevents her from turning into THAT thing! She's turned into a nightmare and it's all my fault! I'm so sorry, Luz. I just wanted you to be into demons like you're into magic. I don't have many friends and no one even pays that much attention to me. I thought maybe if I taught you finally someone would care about creatures like me.

[holds up her pen] Well, lets finish the lesson.

Huh?

Eda's turned into some kind of demon, and we need to save her. So who knows more about demons than the best teacher in the world?

[happily points to himself while Luz nods, smiling. He leaps into her arms, giggling happily. Then, he sets down some leaves and begins to draw on them] Lets see, she was bigger, covered in feathers, and had giant black eyes. Demons with black eyes are usually sensitive to light. [sees Luz's phone in her pocket] That's it, light! Luz, use your human wonder rectangle!

I can't, my camera's all blasted.

Then... what about that light spell?

[sighs] You saw me, I can't draw circles in the air. I'm not like Eda. [plays Eda's video]

[on video] Spell circle is really key because- [the phone glitches]

[gasps] There's a pattern in the spell circle!

What? Where?

[takes a leaf to trace the spell circle] It looks like this. [she draws the pattern and taps it with her pen, making it glow] There. [Luz gasps, amazed, as the leaf turns into a glowing ball of light. She cups it in her hands] It's beautiful. Oh my gosh, I just did magic. [jumps up] I just did magic! I just did magic!

Shhh! We're not gonna stop anything with something that small!

[Owl Beast roars]

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[Luz spots Amity, who's against the wall, hugging her knees to her chest]

Amity, I'm sorry.

Ugh, seriously? Just leave me alone.

I didn't mean to embarrass you.

That's all you ever do! First at school, and now this!

Yeah, but-

[stands] You made me look like a FOOL in front of the Emperor's Coven! My future! You think it's so easy to be a witch! I have been working my whole LIFE to get to the top! You LOST! You CHEATED! Say it, say you're not a witch!

[looking down sadly] I'm not a witch. [sits down and creates a light glyph from a piece of paper. She holds the ball of light] But I'm training hard to be one.

[looks amazed for a second, but then turns away] That's nothing. A child could do a light spell. [Luz sadly puts the spell away] But, I've never seen it cast like that.

It doesn't come naturally to me like it does for you, so I've had to improvise.

[sighs and casts a spell circle, grasping Luz's wrist] The oath is unbound. [stands to leave]

Did it work? Can I still learn magic?

Humans have no magical ability, but I doubt that'll stop you. [walks away]

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[Otabin has sewn Luz into a giant book with Amity after a failed rescue by the former]

[sarcastic] Amazing work, Kai lan .

Hey! I was trying to save you!

Well, it doesn't matter. We're gonna be stuck together forever. [hangs her head, resigned]

[tugs on the page she is sewn to] No, we aren't. Follow my lead. [starts swinging herself forward] One...! Two...!

What are you doing?!

THREE!

[the book falls over forward and hits Otabin, who then notices the girls have fled]

OOtabin

Come back! [gives chase]

[Luz and Amity eventually pause to catch their breath]

Now what?!

I don't know! I didn't even think that would work! I was all, like, "RAAAGH!"

[Amity giggles, causing Luz to smile warmly]

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Gus, I'd love to go to school with you, but I don't know how I can. Principal Bump banned me from Hexside.

But nothing. Bump did you a favor. There ain't nothing for you at that dweebus factory. [to Gus] No offense, dweebus.

It's okay. I come from a long line of dweebuses.

[slams down the box she was holding] Well, I would love to go some day. Better than unpacking boxes in the Eda Coven.

[standing] Oh, you think you're clever, huh?

Ooooh! Fight, fight, fight!

Can it, King! First off, it's the "Bad Girl Coven". And second off, I guess you don't want in on the T-shirt order, huh? [pulls out a piece of paper with a "Bad Girl Coven" shirt drawn on it; rock music plays]

I don't care about T-shirts, Eda! I want to learn magic, and they teach that at Hexside!

I mean... yeah, well... [grunts, starts walking out] I don't wanna hear another word about Hexside! Unless it's "Hexside is on fire" and "let's grab front row seats"! [slams the door behind her]

[looking sad] Aw, look what you did. [gleefully] I'm gonna go rub it in! Nyeh! [follows Eda, laughing]

[Luz sighs and collapses on the couch.]

Luz? A-About the ban... I, uh... used my H.A.S. presidential authority to pull some strings! You've been given a full pardon!

You mean...?

I got the ban lifted!

[excited, grabs and shakes Gus] Oh my gosh! Yes, yes, yes! Of course I'll be there tomorrow! Gus, this will be great! [jumping on the couch] I get to see the school, and save the president!

Great! I'll see you tomorrow! [leaves the Owl House] Yes! You did it, Gus! [dances to some music] You did it, Gus! You're the smartest, you're the best!

Sweet moves, little dude.

[yelps in shock] I always forget you're there!

I forget I'm here too... Boop!

[Gus stares at him, looking disturbed.]

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[Luz attempts to write a novel called "Luzura's Awakening"]

"Luzura's tears fell on the frozen prince, bringing him back to life"? Eh, this feels a little unrealistic.

I see what you're saying. But in your version, Ruler just destroys everything. [smiling] I think a little romantic tension could help the scene.

Hey, there's more to life than shipping.

Don't you dare insult shipping in my presence!

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[After Hooty destroys the rebellious toys that King bought to life]

Private Hooty, today, when the felt flew, you showed grit and determination that were instrumental in securing our victory. May I just say, it has been an honour to be your commander?

Sir, the honour is all mine!

[hugging him] Private, our hearts have been touched by fire, and--

[arriving home with Luz] Ahem! What the heck did you two get into?!

Um, excuse me?! We're having a moment here!

[dramatically] You'll never understand what we've been through together! Never! Never!

Ugh, moment ruined. [walks away]

[cheerfully] I will be haunted by my actions forever. Hoot hoot!

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Luz, this isn't a good idea.

Yeah, I've never even played Grudgby before! How am I supposed to beat Boscha?

But you're the better witch. [gets out a DVD of "The Field of Deadly Fates", a sports movie featuring Azura] I don't know much about sports, but I do know about sports movies! We, too, are a ragtag team of lovable misfits joined together to defeat a powerful enemy. With a little team spirit and a training montage, we can win!

Well, if you think this'll work, then I'm in. How about you, Gus?

[producing a pair of flags] In seasons past, these flags have waved in support of Grudgby greats. Now they will wave for the greatest: ME!

What about you, Amity?

[suddenly looking extremely nervous] Me? On a team with you? ... Running around in cute uniforms?!... SWEATING?! [blushes intensely] I GOTTA GO! [runs off]

Huh. Well, I guess she's out.

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[plays motivational sports music on her phone and dons a running headband] All right! Every great sports story includes a training montage.

[raising his hand] What's a "montage"?

Well...

[We see scenes of Luz explaining what a montage is to Willow and Gus using a chalkboard, then showing them a football movie on a TV, then all three of them having a tea party in animal onesies. Cut back to the field.]

Oh, I get it now! ... Wait, were we just having a tea party in animal jammies?