Hey Arnold! quotes

Helga

Why? Why did I sign my name? I was too bold. Those poems weren't meant to be seen until I am dead and buried and worms have consumed my flesh. Arnold must never see that last page!

Helga

[referring to Arnold's room] I'm in his room, the place I have often visited in my dreams.

Helga

Oh my gosh, what is that shampoo?

So far, we know our suspect is female, lives in the tri-state area, and is somewhere between the ages of eight... and eighty-seven.

Gerald

[sarcastically] Oh, we're doing good...

Helga

First spitball of the day, Football Head.

Gerald

Looking like a field trip, ha, Arnold?

Huh? Oh, are we in the Aquarium yet?

Gerald

Not yet.

Gerald

Well, we better get there soon, everybody's getting kind of restless.

Awesome.

Harold

Look, I'm a whale. [drinks a sip of milk and spits it out through his nose]

[taunting the animals at the aquarium] Here, have a cookie. Ha-ha, you tossed your cookies!

Go! You're free, run like the wind!

Helga

I need that cute, stupid, Football Head's hat! Oh... Did I just say that out loud?

Miriam

Helga? The door's locked, honey, what are you doing in there?

Helga

Nothing.

Miriam

Oh... okay.

Helga

All I wanted was the hat... and world domination, but for right now, just the hat. Is that too much to ask?

Gerald

Arnold! Hey Arnold! The Jolly Olly man's gone insane! He's passing out free ice-cream! Come on down!

No! I'm not coming down without my hat! Ever! For the rest of my life!

Gerald

Okay. More ice-cream for me.

Helga

Out of my way, Fat Boy!

Helga

Did you happen to see a collection of seemingly useless junk randomly arranged behind a curtain in my closet for no apparent reason?

Miriam

Ah huh, dear. I threw it all out.

Helga

WHAT?!