Tiger King quotes

Hey, I'm Joe Exotic, otherwise known as the Tiger King, the gay, gun-carrying redneck with a mullet.

People don’t come to see the tigers; they come to see me.

Ladies and gentlemen, before you hear it on the news, I'm gonna tell you. About an hour ago we had an incident where one of the employees stuck their arm through the cage and a tiger tore her arm off... I can give you your money back or I can give you a rain check.

Oh my God. I am never going to financially recover from this.

Political condoms. Vote for me or you’ll need these because you’re screwed.

I’m outspoken, good looking, love to party and have fun.

Are the animals happy? Who knows?

I can assure you’re going to get closer to tigers and lions here than you would anywhere in the world. Matter of fact, you’re gonna get so close I can almost promise you some of you will be urinated on.

I’d shoot you before I’d shoot my cat.

This is my own little town. I’m the mayor, the prosecutor, the cop, and the executioner.

Me and Carole made money off each other. We became popular off of each other because I was her number one most wanted cub abuser that she could make money off of, and she was my number one murdered-her-husband-and-fed-him-to-the-tigers-and…crazy bitch out there that I could make music videos and shit about.

The woman's just obsessed with me.

Do you know why animals die in cages? Their soul dies.

We say no to drugs, because drugs make your teeth fall out and you get really ugly and don’t have any friends.

'Do you watch porn?’ He said yeah. I said, ‘Well do you like watching the guy with the big one doing it or the guy with the little one doing it?’ He said, ‘Well, obviously you want to watch the guy with the big one.’ I said, ‘Well, you ain’t that straight.’