Back at the Barnyard quotes

Pig

And when the farmer comes back, delicious turnip birthday cake. [laughs]

Duke

Pig, there is no Turnip Con.

Pig

Ah, gotcha. But the Slop Fairy is real, right?

Pig

NOOOOOOOOO..!!!

Freddy

He seems nice...or, wait, not nice. What's the word? It's on the tip of my tongue. Oh, yes, dangerously insane!

Duke

Let me get this straight. You get rid of the farmer, end up bringing that beady-eyed little dirtbag into the barnyard, and you still expect us to throw you a huge party?

Otis

Pretty much.

Duke

I'll go with that.

Pip

The Quick Fryer Mark IV. Hmm.

Abby

That's a weird name for a stereo.

Otis

Now, now, now, watch and learn, okay? The CDs go in here. [opens the lid] Then you crank up the volume right here. [turns a knob, causing flames to erupt from the machine]

Pip

And then, you run away and scream.

Otis

AAAAH!!! WHAT'S HAPPENING?! WHAT'S HAPPENING?! WHAT'S HAPPENING?!

Otis

Okay, so, not a sound system.

Freddy

[sniffs] Mmm! Something smells scrumptious! [realizing] I mean, disturbing! I knew that thing was evil! E-e-e-evil!

Otis

Stop that.

Abby

Otis, whether we wanna admit it or not, the farmer has purchased-- a barbecue grill.

Pig

Barbecue grill?

Freddy

Yay, I love kebabs! [Bessy looks at him] Sorry.

Pig

I love kebabs too, but not if I know the kebab-ee.

Otis

The farmer is a total vegan, guys.

Bessy

Vegan, my rump! You know what I heard? I heard he ate an entire village down in Mexico.

Otis

'Kay, pretty sure that's not true. The farmer absolutely has no interest in meat whatsoever.

Pip

Here comes the carnivore!

Freddy

This is horrible! My dearest friends are gonna be barbecued! [sobs] Mmm, mmmmmmmm. I mean... [sobs]

Duke

I'm too young to be eaten. Too young!

Pip

Dude, get a grip. You're a dog. The farmer's not going to eat you.

Duke

What, you're saying I wouldn't be nice with some low-fat chips and a nice cherry cola?

Otis

Alright, enough with the chips and the cola! This is crazy talk, people, come on! Even if the Farmer came in and dipped us in seasonings, I still wouldn't believe it.

Pip

Captain Cold Cuts, two o'clock!

Freddy

He's marinating Joey in olive oil! I would've used teriyaki and a chicken or a Cornish game hen, but that's if I craved flesh! Which I don't!

Otis

[glares at his cream cheese statue] How can I look you in the raisin eyes again? [smacks the statue across the barn]

Pig

[runs past Otis] Ooh! I got dibs!

Otis

Everyone, the farmer has betrayed us. So pack your things. We're leaving the barnyard, forever!

Pig

Hey, who's got bagels?

Pip

We're ready to go, Otis!

Otis

Has the escape pod been built to my exact specifications?

Pip

Yeah, listen, we couldn't get an escape pod, so we had to go a little more low-tech.

Otis

Okay. So, no warp drive?

Pip

Uh, no.

Otis

Thrusters?

Pip

Uh-uh.

Otis

Air brakes?

Pip

No.

Otis

Doors?

Pip

Negative.

Otis

Is there a floor?

Pip

Uh, define floor.

Otis

Alright, well, uh, we got hot air. That's a thing, right? Where do we get that?

Pip

You don't wanna know.

Pig

My work here is done.

Farmer

Dang termites. Always chewing on some dang thing.

[watching the animals' hot air balloon] Nathan Randall, are we insured by damage caused by flying barnyard animals?

[groans] Got a postcard from your brain today. It's having a wonderful time.

Oh, ha-ha-ha-ha. Make fun of me. Well, I'll tell you something, mister. [continues faintly] Mister, mister, sister.

[groans] Somebody just take me out. Take me out.

Did I get a postcard?

Pip

[to Abby, about Otis] He's still upset about the Farmer. You know how it is when a friend tries to barbecue you.

Farmer

How do you like your friends, Otis? Grilled or HONEY ROASTED?

Otis

Now, the Farmer we've loved is gone for good, but we can still end his carnivorous reign of terror!

Pig

Mmm, pass.

Pip

Pass.

Abby

Pass.

Freddy

Big pass. Huge pass.

Otis

That's pathetic. Did Luke Skywalker pass when he had to blow up the Death Star? Did Tarzan pass when Jane was threatened by the Chimp King? Did that guy... pass... when he had to do the thing... in the place with those people?! You bet he didn't! NOW, WHO'S WITH ME?!

Otis

[gripping his own neck, using ventriloquism with his other hoof; high-pitched voice] Get in the cart or the cow gets it.

Freddy

Don't hurt him! Please don't hurt him!

Peck

Otis, we are so sick of this stupid game of yours!

Bessy

Yeah, I hope you're faster than a speeding butt-whoopin'!

Otis

Whoa, citizens no likey the Cowman.

Abby

Now, you listen, Otis, your idea to fight evil around the barnyard by becoming a superhero is just plain--

Freddy

Dumb! D-U-M-N-7-L, dumb!

Pip

Dude, there's no "L" in "dumb-7".