The Amazing World of Gumball quotes

So who is Gumball Watterson? Here are some things people have said about me.

Gumball!

Is the most—

Anais

Amazing!

Dude!

Don't have time—

Richard

To say all the good things—

About...

Banana Joe

This!

Anais

Amazing!

Dude!

So, there you have it...

Go—

to—

the—

toilet.

Banana Joe

Gumball—

will—

be—

right—

back.

Richard

This is got everything we need! Toilet, A— uhhhhhhh...

Now—

Back—

to—

GUMBALLLLLLLLLLLLLL!

We still have 24 hours until we go back to school!

24 WHOLE HOURS OF FUN!

So, what shall we do?

Shoot some hoops?

Nah, that's boring.

Water fight?

Nah, that's boring too. And wet. (Both sigh) I know!

It's time to play...

DODGE OR DARE!

Roll the dice, take a-

(sigh) Who am I kidding? We're bored of this as well. Why are these games so boring now?

Get out of the way!

I can't!

Get out of the way!

I'm a brick wall!

Hey, bud! What's with all the commotion?

Hey, kid, you can't go that way!

No time!

Oh man.

Ngh! Ngh! Ngh! Ngh! Ugh! Ugh! Agh! AGH!

AGH! [Echoing] GOSH....DARN IT!

Ngh! Ngh! All because of those stupid ants and their stupid cookie! This is all their fault! [Mockingly] "Ooh! Look at me! I’m a third ant!" [Babbles] THOSE STUPID, STUPID ANTS! Oh! Made it to the top!

Can we think of any better way to spend our lives?

Dude, I can't even think. Is my heart still beating?

Phew!

Keep flicking.

Listen!/Gum./ball!/The world/will end in 24 hours so/look for the signs!

Darwin, what are we doing here?

Learning hard, so we can get a career, a home, and feed our children in the future.

Darwin, there is no future. We need to study and make the most of it right now. Not listening to some baboon drone on about algebra.

Uh, Gumball, this is biology.

Ah, who cares? It won't matter in 24 hours! Kiss me, Penny.

This is pretty effective.

Richard

Well, it's an olympic event, you know.

Anais

Dad, is this really necessary?

Richard

Absolutely. In ever disaster movie I've ever seen, the family survives by hiding in a bunker.

Richard, that's not a bunker. It's a toilet.

Richard

C'mon, guys. Think outside the box. This is got everything we need: a toilet, a... uh...

I don't think we're all going to fit in there.

Richard

We have to!

Gumball Watterson, come back here immediately! I'm not spending the afternoon in a toilet!

Richard, do something!

Richard

Don't worry, girls! I've been in this situation before! I'm going to kick the door open!

Ew!

Richard

Yep, that's exactly what happened last time!

I know I'm naked, but I can't find my clothes.

Anais

Listen, Gumball, I am not spending the night without Daisy. You'll just have to go to Tina's place and get her back.

Me? But why?

Anais

Because....because....[Makes a cute face] Because you were the one who lost it in the first place.

[Makes a cute face too] But I'm just a little boy, and she's a giant T-Rex.

Anais

But you are my big brother.

But I don't want to get my face pounded to a pulp.

Okay. I'll go.

Anais

Hahahaha!

But you two are coming with me.

Look Darwin, shampoo!

Perfect for bald people.

[Whispering] Gumball!....

[Whispering] I'm scared.....

Darwin? I thought you ran away forever.

I got hungry.....

Oh man.... What have I done!?

[Furious] DARWIN!!!!! [Walks up to Darwin, angrily] What was THAT?!

[Comes clean instead of being angry] Look....... This is..... This is all my fault, okay?... I... I owned up to Masami and asked her to go to the treehouse so I can kiss her, she was being manipulative I.... I backpedaled on my own... [Gumball facepalms, and shakes his head in disapproval] I... I didn't know what else to do... [Looks away] I'm sorry, Gumball....

Well, WHAT are you gonna do now?!

[Looks at Gumball, sadly] I know what I need to do, I know what I finally need to do to end all of this... [Leaves]

[Speechless] W-What?......

[Offscreen] I'm so sorry, man.....

[Sadly sits down, and sighs] Well.... that wasn't much help at all......

Banana Joe

[With Tobias, and comforts him] Hey, Gumball. What's going on over here?

And what happened to "Pals Before Gals"?

Look.... everything is cool, okay? I'll... I'll try and figure out a way to save him from Masami. I swear.

Banana Joe

Okay, Gumball. I know that your plan is at risk, but don't complain, we'll figure out a way to stop him.

Take your time, man.

Okay, Tobias...

[Passing by] Hi, Gumball.

[sighs] There's only one thing left to do....

Richard

[Whispers to Gumball] What did I just agree to?

[Whispers back] You gotta get a job.

Richard

[Pulls his face in shock] NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Well, thank you, Principal Brown. We'll do our best.

Uh, Mr. Watter --

Richard

Huh? Well, that was a pretty long timeout.

Yeah, but now we've got somebody who can beat you -- Lazy Larry.

Richard

Lazy Larry, huh? Why, that's a name I haven't heard since the summer of eighty-three...

AW, NOBODY CARES ABOUT THE SUMMER OF EIGHTY-THREE!

Richard

Sorry... So, where is he?

Here!

I think cheese is better than cake, because you can have cheesecake, but you can't have cake cheese.