The Suite Life of Zack & Cody quotes

London

Good news!

Maddie

Me too!

London

Me first: I got a D+ in math!

Maddie

[excited] That's good news!!!!! I am very proud of you

London

Yeah! Thanks to you, I passed. My daddy got me a plasma screen TV!

Maddie

Wow, all I get when I get an A+ is an extra slice of pie.

London

Is that your good news?

Maddie

No, I took your advice and broke up with Lance. I was blunt... I was direct... and if I do say so myself I was pretty darn mean!

London

So I learned something from you and you learned something from me!

Maddie

Yeah! And now you have a plasma TV and... I don't have a boyfriend.

London

So everybody's happy!

Maddie

I can't believe I'm going out with him again!

London

I can't believe I might have to wear plaid!

Maddie

Teach me to be mean!

London

Teach me to be smart!

Help me!

Zack

I mean, this is probably the most boring hotel, in the history of boring hotels!

Cody

Oh Zack [Points to girls]

Zack

I love this hotel!

Cody

None of them have even noticed me.

Hi my name is Rebecca.

Cody

Stammers

I'm sorry, I don't speak Vietnamese.

Cody

I meant, do you need some help with your bags?

That's very nice of you but I'm not supposed to talk to strangers.

Cody

Oh it's ok, I'm not that strange except when I get really nervous I can't stop talking which is odd because I'm aware of it and you'd think I'd know better but for some strange reason...

Alrighty then!

Maddie

I hate beauty pageants.

Carey

I know. I never won one, either.

Maddie

The point is, people award girls for being shallow, plastic robots. What kind of superficial airhead thinks that's cool?

London

Isn't this cool?

Maddie

Oh, that kind.

Carey

[to Cody] Are you wearing lipstick?

Zack

That's what the fight was about. I put it on him while he was taking a nap.

Carey

[to Zack] That wasn't very nice! [turns to Cody] And that's not your shade.

Carey

Zack, why are you wearing a skirt?

Zack

I did it so we could win money for bikes.

Carey

Oh, thank goodness.

Maddie

You recycle?

Sure, bottles, cans, everything.

Maddie

Since when?

Since my father bought Oregon and started chopping down trees. You ever heard of Octicorp?

Maddie

The center of all evil?

That's Dad!

Maddie

Uh, I protest against them.

Me too!

Maddie

[excited] I got dragged off by a cop!

I got grounded for two weeks!

So uh.. I guess I should say goodbye. Or, uh... you could invite me into your suite?

Maddie

[dreamy] My sweet what? Oh, my suite! In the hotel where I live because I'm rich.

Zack

First, we get you an imperial suite.

Maddie

Do you know how much they cost?

Cody

Aww, she thought we're gonna pay.

Zack

Aww, that's sweet. No, we don't pay here, baby.

Zack

Boy, if I were 5 years older, 2 feet taller.

Cody

I'd be squashed!

I think it's so nice that this wonderful young girl lets a struggling singer and her two twin boys live in her suite.

Carey

[fakes a smile] It's so much nicer than the mini-van we used to live in.

Cody

Is there a hall of fame for this kind of stuff?

Yes, it's called prison.

London

Gloss me.

Zack

Sorry, we're watching the counter for Maddie. We're not allowed to accept money, make change or touch any of the merchandise.

London

Is there anything you can do?

Cody

I can shove 12 gummy worms up my nose. You wanna see?