So, what are we gonna do with him?
Crucify and torture him, cut out his tongue, and send him to Hell!
NOOOOOOOO!
Characters
KeitarōYuji Ueda · 16 quotes
NaruYui Horie · 9 quotes
Kitsune6 quotes
KaollaReiko Takagi · 5 quotes
MutsumiSatsuki Yukino · 4 quotes
HarukaMegumi Hayashibara · 3 quotes
Most scenes together: Keitarō & Naru (7), Keitarō & Kitsune (4), Keitarō & Kaolla (4)
That's worth a month's rent.
Huh?
What, weren't you listening? You cop one feel, I get one month's rent free.
What're you talking about?
What do you think you're doing, you sleaze?
[Fake sobbing] H-he started grabbing my breasts, going, "You like it here? How about here?"
It's the other way around!
Hey, Keitarō, here for a midnight fling? If it's you, I don't mind.
W-What are you saying?
By the way, do flings taste good?
W-what the heck are you doing, Kitsune?
Sorry! I'm really sorry! My hand slipped!
I have to be at work in a few minutes! What am I gonna do now?
I feel so bad! I'll earn your share of the money, so please forgive me!
You will?
Cross my heart. Trust me, just look into these eyes.
It's a shame you don't have a boyfriend yet.
MMotoko
W-what are you saying? You're my role model, Miss Haruka.
Role model?
MMotoko
You've avoided tawdry romances, relying on no man, and are living your life on your own terms.
I wouldn't put it in such glowing terms. It's just that living at Hinata Apartments lets me get away with not thinking about things that aren't too pleasant to dwell on.
Wow!
You got a perfect score!
You're actually a total genius!
H-how could you fail the entrance exam three times with these scores?
Well, I'm guessing it's because I'm a klutz and I'm frail, and I'd keep forgetting to write down my name, or I'd faint before reaching the exam hall and be hospitalized.
Come, Brother. Come with me.
W-what's happened to you, Su? You're all grown up again! [Su leans over to kiss Keitarō.] Uh, but the adult Su has that exotic, ethnic charm going.
This way, I can take a good, long look at your face. When I look at your face, Keitarō, I feel so tranquil, like I know you from a long, long, time ago. That's what made me want to study with you for our entrance exams. Am I causing trouble for you?
N-no.
I want to go to Tokyo U, together with you.
Hee hee... I'm sorry, I gotta recognize that these things happen. Okay, it's usually the other way around....
So... why do I have to be smacked for that?
It's just that... it has already became involuntary....
Ouch... I thought I was gonna die.
You really don't die easy, eh, Keitarō...?
NNoriyasu
Hmmm, how thrilling. That reminds me of our past perils....
I'd rather not to remember it.
Have you ever been through stuff like these before?
NNoriyasu
[Laughs] Lots of times!
I want you to come with me, Narusegawa. I don't care if we're going to Todai or Tokyo U... But when we do... I just wanna be with you.
K... Keitarō... are... are you... proposing me... on... on marriage....?
Yeah....
What are you laughing about?
You got so serious all of a sudden, I didn't expect for that!
You're just like Seta. You know nothing about women's feelings. Naru's not like me, you know; if you want to keep your relationship alive, you gotta do "that."
[Surprised] What? Do "that?" You mean "that?"
SSara
What's "that?"
[Slaps Keitarō in the face] Don't say it so loud! When I say "that," I do mean "that." You're an adult, you know what it's all about!
SSara
What's "that?!"
Oh, yeah! Sure, it's "that!" We're grown-ups after all-- [Sara starts choking him, demanding to know what "that" is.]
When Aunt Haruka told me do do "that," I thought she said I should talk to you neatly....
Uh, I don't think that's what she meant.
Well, actually, I found it a bit odd, too.... Anyway, what really is "that?"
Eh... "that"... is "that."
Gaaah! I don't get it! Please be clearer!
[Starts walking away and blushes.] You idiot! Don't you go and put me to shame! You creep!
Oh, darn! The encoding bugged, and now there's a lotta script errors!
MMotoko
Hmph! That techno-retard!
SSara
C'mon, you can't even dial on a cell phone!
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