Rock Paper Scissors quotes

Rock

Get ready. 'Cause we're about to go on an adventure.

Paper

There will be twists. There will be turns.

Scissors

But if we stick together, [his sunglasses shine] I promise… we will complete this maze for ages five and under!

Rock

Let's get the cat to the cat food!

Paper

Yeah!

Scissors

We got this.

[sings] Happy Birthday to you.

Rock

[screams] I love this song!

Scissors

Confetti Cannon! I can't see!

Jump jump. Hup hup. [they both fall to the floor] Jump jump. Hup hup. [they fall to the floor again] Jump jump. Hup hup. [they fall to the floor a third time and Paper's machine got knocked over]

Paper

[frustrated] What the heck are you doing?!

Scissors

Trying to do a jump jump kick.

Rock

You know, from video games. When your second jump is in the air, then you do a really cool kick.

Paper

Somehow you two are dumber together.

Scissors

[gets back up] Or we're smarter together.

Rock

[also gets back up] Got it. [he and Scissors try to high five each other but they slap their faces and fall to the floor the final time]

Rock

What the heck was that?!

[darkly] The Rat Bros.

Logan

[answers the door; smugly] 'Sup, losers?

Rock

Losers?

Paper

Come on.

Scissors

Man, you're cool.

Paper

What is going on in there?!

Logan

Oh, we're doing pogo tricks, brah. [shows the trio his brothers: Brody, Brogan and Derf, on their pogo sticks] We're hosting a super cool pogo party this Sunday. You're welcome to come, except… oh, that's right…you don't have pogo sticks.

Rat Bros

Nice, bro. Nice, bro. Nice, bro. Nice, bro.

Paper

[frustrated] Ugh! I hate those Rat Bros, yet, I care so much about what they think of me.

Scissors

We have to get pogo sticks. If we don't, we won't be cool.

Pencil

Skydiving? Wow, Paper. I was just about to be your girlfriend, but not anymore, you boring turkey! [pulls a lever, causing Paper to eject and laughs maniacally]

No conflict pirates?

Swords as decoration?

You wear glasses?

Paper

You wear glasses?

Yeah, but I wear them as well.

Paper

You can run, but you can't fly! [laughs evilly; activating his drone]

Scissors

[dramatic] You think you can hide from me?! Well, you're wrong because I… will… seek you! [playfully] Ready or not, here I come! [annoyed] Rock, you're behind the lamp. You're really bad at this game.

Paper

Rock, I need your help to find Scissors.

Rock

You have to find me first. [giggles]

Paper

I mean, you're wearing camouflage against the blue wall.

Rock

[notices] Okay, I'll do it. But only if I can keep playing.

Paper

Sure. Go nuts.

Rock

I am not good at this game.