X-Men: Evolution quotes

Toad

Whoa! What are you, some kind of ratty plush toy?

Nightcrawler

The name's Nightcrawler, and at least I don't reek like unwashed lederhosen.

Toad

You blue-furred freak!

Nightcrawler

As you say in America, "neener, neener, neener!"

Toad

That ain't gonna help you, boy!

Nightcrawler

You're so slow, you couldn't catch flies off a windshield!

Toad

Fight like a man!

Yes. The boy is, indeed, gifted. He could be one of us.

Storm

Sometimes, Professor, I think your good heart blinds even you from the truth.

Toad

I'm gonna rip that pointy tail off, ya fuzzy gecko!

Toad

[chasing Nightcrawler] Come here, Wookiee boy! Come on, come over here, don't make me come up there, don't make me, oh, now you're starting to tick me off...

Todd Tolansky does indeed have the gift of the X-gene. He is welcome to join us, if he so desires.

Toad

[still mad at Kurt] The only thing I desire is blue-boy's fuzzy head!

Wolverine

I came back 'cause I thought I smelled trouble brewing. [glances at Toad] Of course, it could've just been stink-boy there...

I wish it was. Welcome home, old friend. We've missed you.

Nightcrawler

[checking out the Blackbird] Sehr gut! Is it yours? Please tell me you get to fly it.

Cyclops

It's ours. If you stick around long enough, I'll teach you how to pilot this bad boy.

Nightcrawler

But...I almost got you guys killed a few minutes ago.

Cyclops

Yeah... don't do that again. But look, we all mess up sometimes; I know I do. That's why we're all here: to learn not to make mistakes like that. That's why we'd like you to stay.

Nightcrawler

And you don't mind... the way I look?

Cyclops

[Laughs] Dude, just don't hassle me about my shades and we'll call it even.

Nightcrawler

We have a deal, then.

Cyclops

Welcome to the team. Come on, I'll show you where they hide the sodas.

Avalanche

You can run, but you can't hide. Cause I'm gonna rock your world!

One shall fall by the other's hand. It's our destiny, and we can't change it.

Wolverine

I didn't know you went for that philosophy mumbo-jumbo!

Cyclops

[to Sabretooth] Hey, hairball! I got your destiny right here!

Nightcrawler

Heh! We showed him. We are the X-Men!

Wolverine

I don't fight your battles. So don't fight mine. [storms off]

Nightcrawler

[to Cyclops] Ahh, he loves us.

Cyclops

Oh yeah, big time.

Kitty, I pushed you to this, I know. I wanted to pretend nothing was wrong. I'm not perfect. I'm learning just like you are.

Daddy?

Avalanche

Forget them. Come on, I'm bringing this place down!

Jean Grey

You called your gift a curse. If you go with him, I guarantee it will be.

Wolverine

Hey, when I give a demo, I give a demo.

Cyclops

A demo, as in "demolish", or "demonstration"?

Wolverine

The vents were easily breached; gonna have to fix that. Maybe electrifiers, or poison gas sprayers.

Storm

Wolverine...

Wolverine

Alright, alright...knockout gas, then.

Nightcrawler

Relax, Kitty; you'll be fine. (he teleports next to her; she gasps) We're right beside you. (he teleports agains on the opposite side of her) Popcorn? (Shadowcat screams) Oops. Heh heh, sorry. Next time I'll honk before I 'port.

Shadowcat

Whatever. Look, guys, it's getting late. If it's no biggie, I'm gonna, like, drop out. (she phases through the floor)

Nightcrawler

Ah. She's fully not into the fuzzy dude. Not that I blame her.

Cyclops

Nice job, Kurt. You'll make a pilot, yet.

Nightcrawler

Thanks!

Cyclops

...or maybe not.

Nightcrawler

Was? Got a scent?

Wolverine

Yeah... I smell fear.