After our call, I assumed you weren't coming.
The deal is - we can leave in 20 minutes if it sucks.
You're just a big bag of sunshine, aren't ya?
All S1
Characters
Kat WarblerLizzy Caplan · 12 quotes
Ethan HaasJason Ritter · 8 quotes
Lina WarblerHeather Goldenhersh · 4 quotes
Most scenes together: Kat Warbler & Ethan Haas (7), Kat Warbler & Lina Warbler (2)
S1 E15Unfinished Business
[after Richie admits he ran over Lina] You ran over my sister?
Look, look... it was obviously an accident. OK?
You're right, you're right, you're right. It's not his fault at all. No, I mean, if only they could put a reflective surface inside the car so you could see what's behind you!
PPPerry Pearl
Say it one more time!
AAaron
[annoyed] Welcome to Fantasy Island.
It's cheesy... it's gay
KLKyle Lendo
That's how we roll
I think you're making a big mistake giving back this jacket.
Why's that?
Because I love it and I'm your new best friend.
Ethan Haas: What's my last name?
[throws him back his ex's jacket] No idea.
[about Joanne's stuff] Oh my God. You folded everything? Dude, she publicly humiliated you. Throw her stuff out of the window, burn it - -don't fold it like you work at The Gap.
JJoanne
I'm sorry.
You know what? I'm not.
[slams the door in her face]
I don't think you're getting back together.
I don't think so. Oh wait.
[opens the door and grabs the jacket for Kat]
This is for my lover.
[slams it again, throws it back to Kat]
Hi.
JJoanne
Hey.
Hiya!
Um Joanne this is Kat, Kat this is Joanne.
I'm his lover.
She's not my lover!
Was I not naked in your apartment yesterday?
Briefly...[to Joanne] but it wasn't... [to Kat] Why am I even talking...
Isn't it so cute when he gets flustered? I love that about my lover.
Not her lover! Not her lover!
It's been so long, I was afraid you were never gonna ask.
RVRichie Velch
Hey, I ran you over. Some women are turned off by that.
RVRichie Velch
[after Richie's wife Fern really insults him and leaves] You complete me.
I ate so many Skittles, I peed the rainbow!
[In a wheelchair, dressed as Franklin Delano Roosevelt for Halloween] Guess who I am!
Old-time lesbian?
[on the phone] How amazing was last night?
For me, not so amazing. He's boring. His stories were boring. I couldn't stand him. The sex wasn't bad though.
You slept with him?
Yeah, and I gotta say, for a mountain climber, he spends a lot of time at base camp!
Look, all I'm saying is he sounds like a guy who doesn't like you as much as you like him.
Ugh, yes he does!
Ok, you always say that... and then when they dump you you're like, "Oh my God! I can't believe he stole my Jetta!
[hesitating] Uh... that one did come as a shock.
YAYonk Allen
[after finding out Duncan and his wife dated in high school] Hey, you know how she cries for no reason?
DCDuncan Carmello
Yeah.
YAYonk Allen
What are you supposed to do when that happens?
DCDuncan Carmello
Just hold her and let her cry.
YAYonk Allen
This is great! It's like finding an owner's manual. Oh, hey, did she make you say 'I love you' before you got off the phone?
DCDuncan Carmello
Yeah, she did that.
YAYonk Allen
It's every time! What's that about?
DCDuncan Carmello
She's just afraid that something might happen, and she wants 'I love you' to be the last thing you say to each other.
YAYonk Allen
Whoa, creepy.
DCDuncan Carmello
Uh...
YAYonk Allen
Oh, and what is up with her dad? Is he insane or something?
DCDuncan Carmello
Heh, yeah, he's crazy, but don't tell her that or you'll have to hold her and let her cry.
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