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S1 E1Welcome to Camelot

How do you do it everyday?

I just think of him as one of my kids. Puts it in whole new perspective.

Most kids grow up.

S1 E2Anywhere But Here

S1 E3Patterns

OOfficers

Get out the car! Now!

(to officers) Weapons down! Weapons down!

Hey Rick? Big Rick? Shift is over, bud.

You can turn over the squad now. You don't have to drive around anymore.

Lets go back to the station, have some donuts, swap some stories, that's what cops do. You are a cop, right?

You did a good job, partner.

S1 E4Hell Is What You Make Of It

If you give everyone a beating who deserves it your arms are gonna be mighty tired by the end of the night.

S1 E5Responsible Parties

What do you do?

What do you mean "what do I do"?

To, like uh kick back, have like uh, sully fun, what do you do? I sort of picture you sitting at home in your boxer shorts watching old movies on black and white TV.

This is what you do, conjure up images of me in my underwear?

I'm not saying its pretty.

You are way off, you know.

About what?

I got a color television.

S1 E6Sunny, Like sunshine

It's a milk run.

No lights, no siren.

I promise I'll bring it back with a full tank of gas Dad.

Oh!

What the hell was that?!

Oh my god....

PParamedic

What have we got?

We, hit him by a bus.

I didn't see him...

PParamedic

Damn, bro.

BBobby

Do you know her name?

GGirl

Sunny, you know, like Sunshine.

S1 E7Impulse

Justice delayed is justice denied.

Justice? What? Beating on a defenseless prisoner? I don't know if that's what our founding fathers had in mind.

Oh, so now we only dispense street justice when you think it is appropriate.

What's that supposed to mean?

S1 E8History of the World

S1 E9Modern Designs for Better Living

21st century and this city still has buildings with no elevators.

Well, a little stair climbing will keep you warm.

So will the car heater. And you know what? It's conveniently located in our car!

We may walk upright, buy CDs off the internet, but when it comes down to it, deep under, we are animals. Instincts. We can't get away from instincts.

BBobby

National Geographic?

Discovery Channel.

S1 E10Demolition Derby

Okay, let's talk about my sex life. Last night my husband was too drunk to get it up, and it's kinda bugging me, you know?

Wow, wow, wow! That is a little more information than I needed to hear. Now I have a picture.

No kidding.

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