Star Trek: Enterprise quotes

He's a Kling-ot.

A Kling-on.

Archer

Where'd he come from?

Oklahoma.

When Zefram Cochrane made his legendary warp flight 90 years ago and attracted the attention of our new friends the Vulcans, we realized that we weren't alone in the galaxy. Today, we are about to cross a new threshold. for nearly a century we waded ankle-deep in the ocean of space. Now it's finally time to swim. [audience applauds] The Warp-Five engine wouldn't have been a reality without men like Dr. Cochrane and Henry Archer,who worked so hard to develop it, so it's only fitting that Archer's son Jonathan Archer, will command the first starship powered by this engine. [gestures to Archer and nods to him on heading to the vessel to assume command] Rather than quoting Dr. Cochrane I think we should listen to his own words, from the dedication ceremony for the Warp-Five complex, 32 years ago. [screen opens up]

On this site, a powerful engine will be built - an engine that will someday help us to travel a hundred times faster than we can today. Imagine it: thousands of inhabited planets at our fingertips. And we'll be able to explore those strange new worlds, and seek out new life, and new civilizations. This engine will let us go boldly, where no man has gone before.

Reed

There are two settings : stun and kill. It would be best not to confuse them.

T'Pol

You both could be killed.

Archer

Am I sensing concern? Last I checked that's considered a emotion.

T'Pol

If anything happens to you, the Vulcan High Command will hold me responsible.

Archer

Captains starlog, May 6, 2151. After helping them recover their dead crewmen, we had the chance to spend some time with the Axanar. Turns out, they're androgynous and live over 400 years. I look forward to meeting them again, under better circumstances. Before we resume our course, I have agreed to make a brief detour.

Phlox

And crewmen Bennett and Tainum over there, do you see them? If I'm not mistaken, they are preparing to mate. Do you think they might let me watch?

Trip

It's good to see you're enjoying yourself.

Trip

Where did you put the phase pistols?

Travis

You're going to shoot a bug?

Trip

I'm just going to stun it.

Phlox

Tell me, did your visit to the Xyrillian ship involve any... uh... romance?

Trip

What?

Phlox

Were you intimate with anyone?

Trip

Doc, I was over there to repair a warp reactor. What are you talking about?

Phlox

Seems you did a little more than repair work.

Trip

Meaning?

Phlox

This is a nipple.

Trip

I beg your pardon?

Phlox

Ah, ah, the blastocyst is located between the sixth and seventh intercostals.

Trip

What the hell are you talking about?

Phlox

I'm not quite sure congratulations are in order, Commander, but you're pregnant.

T'Pol

My experience with Humans is limited, but I've come to learn that they are quite resourceful.

Trip

[to T'Pol, regarding Enterprise not being welcome at P'Jem] It's because Vulcans think we smell bad, isn't it?

Shran

[to Archer] We're in your debt.

T'Pol

You read my letter?

Trip

Believe me, I don't feel very good about it.

Archer

Starfleet could've sent a probe out here to make maps and take pictures, but they didn't. They sent us so that we could explore with our own senses.

T'Pol

The Earth cargo ship Fortunate . Y-class freighter. Maximum speed: warp one point eight. Crew complement: twenty-three.

Travis

Not counting newborn babies.

Archer

Ensign?

Travis

I grew up on a J-class, a little smaller but the same basic design. And one thing I can tell you is that at warp one point eight, you've got a lot of time on your hands between ports. That's how my parents wound up with me.

T'Pol

Do you have any helpful information on this vessel beyond its recreational activities?

Archer

(to Silik) You keep saying you're here to help us. But I can't stop wondering what kind of genetic enhancements you'll get for bringing back that little prize? Eyes in the back of your head? A pair of wings?