We're here, we're broke, get used to it.
S1 E15Unfinished Business
Dad, stop zooming in on my wife's breasts! Now, pi-pinch 'em to make 'em smaller. No, wait, don't do that! Ew! God!
You were the smartest 4-year-old they ever met.
Dad, did you know an octopus has three hearts? That is fascinating.
Hey, we're out of soap.
See that? I know your mental load is real, but I have my own mental load my parents.
Yeah, David.
I'll take care of it.
Yeah, we have a real way with these things.
Now that we live in your house, we'll live by your rules.
Doctor Uncle is coming to my house for a visit.
Hi, Doctor Uncle.
A web of lies is a situation in which someone has created a complex and interconnected.
Don't do this, Dave.
I'm in fear of missing out, I'm going to work.
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