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Tino here. So, we are never gonna decide what to do this weekend. Carver says it's too cold for the beach, Lor says the mall's getting boring, and Tish says all the games at Funville are historically inaccurate...Yes, she really said that.

{angrily} That DOES it! I'm going home before I say something I'll regret!

Like what?

Like-you're a bunch of insensitive GUTTERSNIPES! [storms off]

She definitely would have regretted that.

Oh yeah.

Good thing she didn't say it.

TSTish's Mom

I'll leave you to kitch en mai cub.

Urgh, kitchen my cub?

"Kiss and make up".

TSTish's Mom

Tishie your friends here for apel chiz.

[Whispers] That's apologies.

Well, maybe I am still "The Brain", even if I did get a B. But I'm also cultured, beautiful, shrewd, loquacious, fleet of foot-

Big of head!

Yes, that too! [giggles] Later days!

I've created a monster!

And not even a cool, Frankenstein-y one.

TTini

More like the Creature from the Pain-in-the-Butt Lagoon.

TSTish's Mom

Poor little sweet-bean; now that she is famous, she is frog-eating the littlie people.

Lor: "Frog-eating" the little people?

"Forgetting" the little people.

[Thoughts] I don't know what's worse, this or the shoe show...

[Thoughts] I wonder if I'd look good in a kilt.

[Thoughts] I think I sat in some haggis.

TSTino's Mom

Aren't you overreacting?

Mom, she's wearing pink.

TSTino's Mom

Ooh, that is serious.

I am going to be CARP!

Did you say Carp?

That stands for what I want to be. Cool And Radically Popular.

It's a good thing you don't want to be Cool RICH And Popular.

Why?

If you try to make everyone follow your plan, you're really no better than a gym teacher.

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