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S1 E1Pilot

JAJoseph Adama

I want you to know who you are. We come from a long, proud line of Tauron peasants who knew how to work the land and still stand proud. You're named after your grandfather. Did I ever tell you that?

WAWillie Adama

Nope.

Joseph': William. He was killed during the Tauron uprising. Our last name isn't Adams. I changed it after I arrived here on Caprica. Our family name is Adama. Adama. And it's a good, honorable Tauron name.

S1 E2Rebirth

SSam

Someone tries to make you feel guilty, you figure out what they feel guilty about. You talk about that. Also, don't smoke. You know why?

WWilliam

Uh, because it's bad for you maybe?

SSam

No. Life's bad for you. You don't smoke because they can get genetic data off a cigarette butt now.

DGDaniel Graystone

Sudden death. Graystone steps up to the line and...[Throws a crumpled ball, but misses the goal] Graystone lines up the shot, sees the angle- [Throws another ball and this time makes the goal] Goal! What do you say to that Serge? We've been over this!

SSerge

The crowd goes frakking wild, sir. They're tearing the seats. It's bedlam.

D'Daniel

Thank you! Thank you!

SSerge

They demand another hour of game time, sir.

S1 E4Reins of a Waterfall

LLacy

Can you be free if you're not real?

ZZoe

I hope so.

S1 E5Gravedancing

AGAmanda Graystone

Did you lose someone on that train?

GGDD Agent

I lost everyone on that train.

TTsattie

You get the best things from enemies, because they're scared of you.

S1 E6There Is Another Sky

S1 E7Know Thy Enemy

CWClarice Willow

I take it I'm supposed to respond to you.

SSerge

Only if you wish. I am called Serge.

Well that's an unfortunate name.

S1 E8The Imperfections of Memory

Where the hell are we going? Can't we just... Can't we just fly?

TTad

Yeah, sure, man. Fly?

Yeah.

TTad

Yeah. All right, sure. I was just waiting for the right moment.

Okay.

TTad

Okay, now just, all right spread your arms out in front of you. Okay, now, get your chin up to the sky. You're gonna wanna be careful that, when you take off, you don't overcorrect and slam into the building. Now, it's really to hit the building, okay? Just take a deep breath.

Ready.

TTad

All right, and... What are you an idiot, man? No, we can't fly. It's a non-fantasy game.

Frak!

TTad

Come on, man. Get with the program. If you can't do it in real life, you can't do it in a non-fantasy world. No one has superpowers. No one can fly.

Hey, listen, so if the rules in here are just like in the real world?

TTad

Right.

Well, that's no fun. What kind of world is that?

TTad

It's the kind of world where you can shoot someone in the head without going to jail. Frak 50 women in one night without taking vinagro. How about that?

Really?

TTad

You're gonna do just fine. Just remember not to die.

They say... That Surviving is the Punishment for leaving things left unsaid

Yeah, Well, Who said that?

I mean, What kind of vile person would say that?

I don't know who said it. Maybe I made it up. But it's true.

S1 E9Ghosts in the Machine

EEmmanuelle

Get your pink newbie cheeks out of this game and don't come back in until you've got your frakkin' head on straight!

Uh ... B-but my daughter ... I've got to get my daughter ...

EEmmanuelle

Yeah, but you're no good to her if you're going to freeze every time some dirtbag shoves a gun in your face. I thought Taurons had bigger stones.

CCerberus

As the Gods overthrew the Titans, so has Man overthrown the Gods. But when Man visits his sins upon his children, how shall he be repaid?

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