Ben 10: Alien Force quotes

Gwen

Well, that's attractive.

Ben

[Stands up and wipes his mouth] What? I'm awake. What?

Gwen

You needed help?

Ben

I need advice. [Holds up the Omnitrix]

Ben

You're getting really good at that stuff.

Gwen

Thanks.

Ben

[Threatening the alien in a fishbowl helmet] I want some answers right now, otherwise–

Magister Labrid

Yeah?

Ben

I dunno. I'll overfeed you?

Magister Labrid

Do I look like somebody to joke with?

Swampfire

I forgot how much fun this is. [Forever Knights fire at him] That tickles! [His arm falls off] Hey! [His arm reattaches back] You guys are in so much trouble. [Defeats two Forever Knights, then Kevin appears]

Kevin

Hey, Tennyson!

Swampfire

What do you want?

Kevin

Let's see, you trapped me in the Null Void all these years.

Swampfire

You did that to yourself!

Kevin

And you ruined my deal today. I'm thinking I want revenge. The good news is, since I can absorb anything, [Absorbs metal from train track] I've got more than enough power to take it.

Swampfire

[Shocked at Kevin's new ability] That's new.

Magister Labrid

Energy cuffs. You can't escape. Ain't nothing there to absorb.

Ben

[To Gwen] You still got some of that stuff in your hair.

Kevin

Other side.

Gwen

[Disgusted by the goop on the left side of her hair] Eww!

Magister Labrid

Time we had a talk, tough guy. [Opens the bottom of the laser lance to reveal the ether-point energy cell] These weapons run on ether-point energy cells. A dangerous technology way too advanced for humans. [Closes the bottom of the laser lance] They shouldn't even be on this planet.

Kevin

So? How's that my problem?

Ben

While we were fighting, the Forever Knights got away with a crate full of them.

Magister Labrid

You set up the deal. You're going to tell me where they are.

Gwen

[Puts her hand on Kevin's shoulder] Kevin, people could be hurt.

Magister Labrid

You're in a lot of trouble, son. I'm giving you a chance to help yourself here.

Kevin

You don't have to convince me. [Stands up] Those guys ran off before I got paid. I'm happy to help find those deadbeats.

Gwen

Knowing Grandpa Max, he's probably at a restaurant enjoying a roasted cockroach salad. It's a wonder that all that weird food didn't kill him.

Ben

[notices Gwen's words and angrily snaps] He's not dead! Stop making jokes about him!

Kevin

[Stops the car, then points sternly at Ben] Don't talk to her like that.

Ben

I'll talk to her any way I... [notices Gwen and softens, realizing that Kevin is right] You're right. I'm sorry, Gwen.

Gwen

I know you're worried about Grandpa.

Ben

I just wish he were here. He would know what to do. He always knows what to do.

Magister Labrid

Well, he ain't. You're the one with the Omnitrix. You're going to have to figure out how to get things done on your own.

Forever Knight

Hands on your head.

Kevin

Make me.

Ben

Whoops!

Forever Knight

Oh, you're not gonna--

Kevin

Yeah, I am.

Magister Labrid

That's why Level 5 technology is illegal on Earth. Humans aren't ready for it.

Kevin

I owe you one.

Magister Labrid

Yeah. You do.

Echo Echo

Sorry.

Magister Labrid

That's all of them. [to Ben] If you wouldn't mind. [Echo Echo's sonic attack causes the Forever Knights' blasters to blow up, and steaming liquid is shown dripping from a gash on Labrid's suit]

Ben

[after changing back] ...water leaking out of your suit.

Labrid

[notices the liquid drop coming out from the gash on the chest of his suit] That's not water.

Kevin

I've got a tire patch in the car, maybe we could--

Labrid

No time for that. There's nothing anyone can do.

Gwen

Let us help you.

Labrid

If you want to help me, finish the job. You have to find out where the Level 5 tech is coming from.

Ben

I will.

Labrid

That's just the tip of the iceberg, kid. [weakly] Your grandpa was on the trail of something big: an alien conspiracy with Earth in the middle. He was working undercover. If you crack this case, maybe you can find Max and save your planet.

Labrid

You...you are Ben Tennyson. You can do anything. [dries out completely and passes away, leaving only an empty plumber suit with a gash on it]

Gwen

No.

Gwen

You know I'm here for you.

Ben

Kevin, there's no money in this, but--

Ben

Are you sure this is going to work?

Gwen

No. I've never done something like this before. But in theory, I should be able to trace the vibrations from this laser lance back to the people who used to own it.

Ben

I thought I destroyed all of those things.

Kevin

I kept one as a souvenir. Lucky, huh? [Ben frowns at him]

Gwen

Hey, it's working. Follow me!

Kevin

[Bored] I'll follow you anywhere.

Kevin

[Angrily] Except there! Come on, Gwen! Paint job!

Humungousaur

HUMUNGOUSAUR! Yes! (To the DNAliens) Guess what time it is? It's hero time! (Humungousaur battles the DNAliens)

Kevin

(Referring to the Highbreed) Did he hurt you?

Gwen

No.

Kevin

Well, I'm going to hurt him! (Lifted his metallic fists and gets ready to fight)

Humungousaur

He's too strong. I'll hold on, you guys get outside.

Gwen

I'm not going to let you fight that thing by yourself!

Humungousaur

No time to argue! Kevin, get her out!

Kevin

You heard the man.

Gwen

Let me go!

Kevin

As soon as we're off the ship!

Highbreed

(To Humungousaur) You've ruined everything by discovering this location. You've sent our plans back months. Inferior scum, I have to move my ship and find a new hiding place. I'll have to sterilize the area!

Humungousaur

Huh? Sterilize?

Highbreed

Destroy all life within 5 miles of here! No witnesses will live to tell the tale.

Humungousaur

(Angered) You can't!

Highbreed

(Grabs Humungousaur by the neck) I can and I will!

Ben

(riding in Kevin's car) Can't this thing go any faster?

Kevin

(driving through a 25-MPH speed zone) Yes.

Ben

We're still going the same speed.

Kevin

It's called the speed limit. Fastest we're going tonight.

Ben

But you said-

Kevin

I said "could", not "would".

Ben

My mom's going to kill me if i'm late getting home again.

Kevin

Huh, if she grounds you, it'll be just me and Gwen. Tough break.

Gwen

You think i'd go with you if Ben wasn't here?

Kevin

Yeah. I got roguish charm.

Gwen

Phone call for Mr. Rogueish charm.

Kevin

Not me. I don't have a cell.

Gwen

Then it's probably 1 of your many girlfriends. (Gwen reaches into Kevin's coat pocket and takes out his Plumbers badge)

Gwen

Grandpa Max doesn't have anything to do with this, does he?

Kevin

Nope.

Gwen

So that badge belongs to the Heatblast guy. Where do you think he got it?

Kevin

He doesn't act like a Plumber. He's probably just a Plumber's kid.

Gwen

Why would a policeman give his son a badge?

Kevin

To keep real Plumbers from arresting them for interplanetary trespass. A badge is better than a passport.

Gwen

I'm not following.

Kevin Levin

Heatblast Jr. is probably part human. Human's with alien ancestors are actually pretty common. Most of them have superpowers.

Gwen

Common?

Kevin

Well, yeah. That's what you are. You get your powers through your grandpa. I thought you knew.

Gwen

(scoffs) I get my powers from magic talismans and books.

Kevin

(laughs) Yeah right. Magic.

Gwen Tennyson

[chuckles at a photo] Hey, Ben. Look. [shows Ben the photo of them as kids and Grandpa Max with the Rust Bucket being towed in the background while Ben is picking his nose, annoying his cousin] It's us in front of the old Rust Bucket.

Ben Tennyson

[laughs] That's so like Grandpa Max to lose one dumper, then run out and find another. That whole summer was incredible. Remember, Gwen? Hero time, all the time. Kevin was still a bad guy.

Kevin Levin

Let it go, Tennyson. I know you're here to keep an eye on me.

Ben Tennyson

(Gwen appears) He got away.

Gwen Tennyson

Cool. I mean, oh, no!

Ben Tennyson

How could I let my guard down? He's a liar and a thief.

Gwen Tennyson

That was the old Kevin. He's different now. And we're different too. (pulls out handkerchief) I can track him from this.

Ben Tennyson

You kept his sweaty handkerchief?

Gwen Tennyson

Got him!

Kevin Levin

Now, I know this looks bad.

Ben Tennyson

Bad? Bad?! If you don't get the Rust Bucket back, I'll show you bad!

Kevin Levin

Doubt it.

Ben Tennyson

What happens when this is all over and Grandpa comes home? Where's he gonna live then?

Gwen Tennyson

Do I have to separate you two?

Ben Tennyson

He stole Grandpa's home. What kind of jerk steals an old man's home?

Gwen Tennyson

One with a good reason. Right?

Kevin Levin

Yeah, this is important.

Ben Tennyson

Important to you.

Ben Tennyson

We're supposed to be keeping the planet safe from an alien invasion, and we can't keep a motor home from being stolen?

Kevin Levin

Drop it. (starts to walk away)

Ben Tennyson

(blocking his way) Don't walk away from me!

Kevin Levin

Is this where you turn into an alien and try to kick my butt?

Ben Tennyson

I'm considering it.

Vulkanus

Kevin Levin. I can't decide whether to trade with you or tear you to pieces. Remember that counterfeit-isotope scam a few years back?

Kevin Levin

Yeah. Sorry about that.

Vulkanus

You left me holding the bag, and at the mercy of the Plumbers. I escaped, but now I'm stuck on Earth swapping level-3 tech to get by, thanks to you.

Kevin Levin

Ancient history. I'm here to make a deal.

Vulkanus

[Stands up] I have the Plumber gadget you want. [Shows Kevin the holo-viewer] What do you give me for it?

Kevin Levin

Look, completely straight, I had this stash of Plumber's technology, but I lost it.

Vulkanus

You want to owe me?

Kevin Levin

Tell me what I have to do to get.

Kevin Levin

Huh?

Vulkanus

Kneel.

Vulkanus

First, you're going to pay me back for the double-cross.

Kevin Levin

[As his whole body starts turning into Taydenite] I can't– stop– absorbing!

Vulkanus

Because I don't want you to. You're recursibly absorbing a piece of Taydenite, the rarest most precious living gem in the entire galaxy.

Vulkanus

This is the only piece of Taydenite in this spiral of the Milky Way. Or it was, until you came along.

Kevin Levin

[With his face turning into Taydenite] You're garbage!

Vulkanus

You owe me. I'm gonna take it out of your hide, then sell you all piece by piece.

Vulkanus

And I'm gonna do it forever.

Kevin Levin

Do what you want to me, but Ben Tennyson gets that holo-viewer.

Vulkanus

You're in a bad position to make demands.