Chicago P.D. quotes

Dawson

Morning, sunshine.

Platt

[unamused] Funny.

Halstead

That stuff will kill ya now, apparently. Saw an article online.

Lindsay

Well, that is last on the very long list of things that I'm concerned about. [pours coffee into her mug]

Halstead

[holds his mug to her] Pleasssee?

Voight

You ever heard the expression "10% percent of the cops do 90% of the work"?

Halstead

I have.

Voight

Well, this Intelligence Unit is part of the 10%.

Halstead

How long have we worked together, a month? I think it's time we could be honest with each other. Wouldn't you agree?

Lindsay

No.

Halstead

Two things: One, you driving all the time, I'm not down with that.

Lindsay

Seniority rules.

Halstead

I've been on the job longer.

Lindsay

I've been in this unit longer.

Halstead

Okay, look, I feel like a househusband.

Lindsay

Aw. What's the second thing?

Halstead

What's the deal with you and Voight?

Lindsay

This stays between us.

Halstead

Of course.

Lindsay

We went to prom together.

Halstead

I mean, is he your secret dad or something? Put it this way if I were to ask you out, would I have to get his permission first?

Lindsay

[scoffs] Any guy who needs to ask my dad's permission to date me should save himself the trouble.

Halstead

Flight attendant.

Burgess

Uh, yeah, three years, waiting until I got into the police academy.

Halstead

[looks at Burgess disbelievingly] Flight attendant? [Lindsay snickers into her glass]

Burgess

You can break my balls all you want, but I learned more about crowd control and conflict resolution and intimidation tactics traits that will serve me well when you guys detail me up into Intelligence. Hint, hint.

[grin to each other] Oh. Wow.

Halstead

Okay. Noted.

Burgess

Thanks. How about you?

Lindsay

Oh, I just kicked around. Nothing glamorous.

Burgess

You?

Halstead

I was in the military.

Burgess

You see any action?

Halstead

I did. Yeah.

Burgess

Ever see anything like you did today? [Lindsay looks warily at Halstead] I'm sorry. I forget I asked that. That was a stupid question.

Halstead

Rev, open up!

You mind keeping it down?

Halstead

Am I banging on your door? No? Then go back inside.

Ruzek

When's the last time you brushed your teeth?

Olinsky

I'm supposed to be homeless, man.

Ruzek

That's not a good excuse.

Atwater

What did you do to Platt?

Burgess

I didn't do nothing to Platt.

Atwater

What did you do to Platt? You must have done something. Burgess, I'm gonna tell you this right now. Don't walk down a road you can't come back from.

Burgess

Okay, fine. I called her a house mouse.

Atwater

You didn't.

Burgess

She ran me all over creation for this gaudy ring of her cousin's, and then she–– I'm sorry. Sometimes my temper can hinder my ability to communicate.

Lindsay

I used to think that cops under Voight were invincible, and then Jules died. I was holding her hand. As a soldier, how did you deal with it?

Halstead

[looks away uncomfortably] Generally...take it out on those who didn't deserve it.

Voight

[to the team] I've been given the go-ahead to run Intelligence - the way I want to run it. No interference. This is our unit now. You do things my way, our way, you'll unclip your badge at night knowing you did right. The police standing next to you are your family. And to me, there's nothing more important.

Key witness was found dead. Is that right?

Voight

Something like that.

I am informed, however, in how you got reinstated. You were supposed to be a pipeline for I.A. into some heavy hitters, but you haven't given us a damn thing.

Voight

I'll make a move on him soon.

Hey. Don't jerk me off with "soon." You work for me, Hank. You work for me! Do you understand?!

Voight

I work for Chicago. You understand? Chicago. [looks at the city skyline] Look at that. I remember when I was in grade school, the teacher read us a story by some precious little writer from a long time ago. I think he's English or something. And he was bagging on this place after visiting here. Know what he called it? He called it "A city inhabited by savages." [looks seriously at Gradishar] We move when I say we move.

Lindsay

[after Dawson holds up his fist for a fist bump] Do me one favor: Do not give me one of those open-fingered explosion hands that people do. I hate that. If it's your thing, I'd rather high five.

Lindsay

[glares at Dawson] Never again.

Ruzek

Hey, Halstead. Any word on Banfill?

Halstead

He's still in the ICU. You seen the counselor yet?

Ruzek

Yeah, this afternoon. You know, I'm gonna send out a memo so people can stop asking me.

Halstead

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Who do you think you're talking to? You got 10 minutes on this job.

Ruzek

It's a lot of people have been asking me.

Halstead

Say that next time.

Hey, um, I didn't know where else to go, and, um, and I don't...no one's heard anything. I don't know what to do.

Lindsay

Hey, we're gonna find her, okay?

Yeah. [steps into Lindsay's hug]

Lindsay

I promise. We've got really good guys on this. And I know it's scary, and I know your sister's alone, but we're gonna find her.

Halstead

If you're going to lie, put some effort into it, for me.