Femme Fatales quotes

Lilith

Prison can be a very scary place – survival of the fittest and all that. What's a spoiled young Hollywood actress to do when thrown into the tank with all those sharks? Those are just the prison guards. No, Lacey Rivers is going to have to rely on her one skill she can count on – her acting. You don't get $5 million a picture without any talent. Behind these locked doors, our little Lacey is about to give the performance of her life.

Lilith

Watch any Lacey Rivers movie, and you will always be treated to a happy ending. Well, poor Lacey. She's about to discover that real life rarely turns out like a G-rated family film. Karma can be such a bitch.

Lilith

[in a nurse's uniform] All superheroes have a story of origin, from an awkward teenager that's bitten by a radioactive spider, a daring test pilot that's bestowed a very powerful ring, an alien from the planet Krypton that crash-lands on Earth. A femme fatale, you see, well, she's cut from similar cloth. Some women are born to be empowered and dangerous and they embrace it according to their nature. Well, the essence of a femme fatale may be lying dormant, just waiting for fate to see her free.

Lilith

[as a night shift duty nurse] Are you all right?

Yeah. I'm fine. Just... another jerk in the ER. What is wrong with people?

Lilith

They're human. [checks the mail and sees a letter addressed to Violet] Oh, this one's for you; it's from the boss.

Violet

[opens the letter, reads it and becomes very confused] This doesn't make any sense. My transfer to the day shift was denied.

Lilith

I'm so sorry.

Violet

But I didn't talk to Amy about the transfer and Greg's not gonna see her until tomorrow.

Violet

You said I'd never get to you. Guess you were wrong. You messed with the wrong nurse, hombre. [Laz Swan struggles to get free] Don't bother trying to move. There's nothing you can do.

What d-did you... do to me?

Violet

I added a little surprise cocktail to your IV. Relax. It won't kill you. It just causes temporary paralysis. You'll be able to feel everything I do to you. Unfortunately, you won't be able to move or call for help. [walks over to a tray and picks up a scalpel] Remember when you told me that you wanted to go out something fierce? Well, guess what? You're gonna get your wish. [starts cutting Laz Swan open with the scalpel]

Lilith

[still in her nurse's uniform] Looks like Greg is in for an electrifying experience. And as for our sweet Nurse Violet, she's blossomed into quite a woman – a newly-minted femme fatale in control of her own destiny and administering her own dose of bad medicine.

Lilith

Whenever you find a rich man, you are bound to find a gold-digger waiting to take him for everything he's got. Well, tonight, somewhere in these Hollywood hills, this gold-digger really was using a shovel. It's been said the taste of evil smells like honeysuckle. I wouldn't argue with that, but tonight, there is a distinct smell in the air and it smells like murder.

Lilith

[as Lily, Charles McKendrick's secretary] Good afternoon, Mrs. McKendrick. Looking stunning as always, I see.

So kind. Hope Charles isn't giving you too much of a workout – too many late nights, so to speak.

Lilith

No, ma'am. I'll see you again soon.

I don't like that woman. But I'm sure Lily's good at taking dictation.

What can I do for you, Darla?

I just thought you might want to grab lunch before you head out on your trip.

Wish I could, but I'm just so damn busy today. A rain check?

Sure. Rain check.

What's wrong?

It's my neck; it's killing me. Must be stress.

And what stress could you possibly have?

Have a lovely trip, Charles.

Love... you.

Lilith

Poor Darla. She thought she'd planned the perfect murder, but greed makes suckers of all of us. There is no easy way to make money in this economy. Unless, of course, you're Elena Machado, a hard-working cleaning woman, who just got a very, very big severance package. I guess it's safe to say she won't be coming to work on Monday.

I like a woman who knows herself. Confidence is beauty. There's nothing lovelier than a woman who is comfortable in her own skin. An independent woman, with a spry personality and an old soul. That's the one for me. I'm Troy. When I'm in the outdoors, it's about freedom. I read. Losing myself in the pages of a good book is pure nirvana. Like an hour-long bubble bath, with bath bombs from bliss. My best friends are Charlie Parker and John Coltrane. Without them, I am lost. Simply put: their music is the soundtrack of my life. Yeah, I know I'm good-looking, but that's not worth a hill of beans unless you find the right girl to spend life's special moments with. And let me tell you: In this town, it's been tough to find that special someone. If you're confident, if you're independent, if you're open-minded, passionate, genuine, creative, funny... if you think you're her, and you think we'll click, please, contact me. DocTroy77. Thank you, Doctor Troy. Ladies, all of our lines are open.

Lilith

We all tell little white lies. We lie about our height, our weight, where we've been and where we're going. And tonight, video game developer Kevin Freeman is about to discover that when his fantasy turns into reality, honesty, in fact, may be the best policy as his little white lies get him into a world of trouble.

Lilith

Money. It's been said it is the root of all evil. Well, tonight, in this seedy hotel room, two men are about to find out that it's the devil's honest truth – that when the fickle finger of fate points in your direction, the most innocuous omen may be the harbinger of doom, and it may come in the most enticing package with a heart that beats of pure deceit. So tonight, I bequeath to you "The White Flower".

Lilith

[in a school uniform] Psychologists believe that the brain does not stop maturing until we're well into our twenties. So what does that mean for a girl who's turned 18? Legally, she's an adult, yet she still has a brain that's... well, let's just say a brain that's not fully cooked. [giggles] I guess that's why you can say we go away to college. It's like an incubator. A place to keep our bodies safe and our brains baking. Until we're able to make informed intelligent choices. But what happens when our bodies are ready, willing and able, yet our minds are not mature enough to make these right decisions, especially when faced with a friendly smile and irresistible temptations like... a T-shirt, or worse, plastic beads? You can't expect a girl, whose body that's trying to catch up to its brain, to understand concepts like consequences, particularly with a little booze involved, and some soft light and a charming man with a camera.

I guarantee there is not a hotter party in the world and no place I'd rather be than right here with the girls of Theta Alpha Nu! Ten smoking hot coeds and yours truly! I got a feeling we're gonna see some truly Crazy Chixx! Let's find out just how crazy!

Jay

I have a strict policy; I don't... participate.

Alexis

Why not?

Jay

I built my brand on Crazy Chixx, not on some dirtbag trying to get with them.

Tiffany

You've never been in one of your videos?

Jay

No. Never. It would ruin my reputation.