Foster&#039;s Home for Imaginary Friends quotes

[sharply] NO EATING IN THE CAR!

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[berating Bloo for leaving the refrigerator open; sharply] Bloo! Why did you leave the fridge open?!

If I try to close it, I need to try to open it again.

But all the food is spoiling for now!

Hey, if you buy food too close to the expiration date, don't blame me.

[facepalms in annoyance] Ugh.

[enters the kitchen] Hey, Frankie. Is dinner almost ready?

It was until Bloo here ruined all the food (after leaving the fridge open).

Oh. Can I help?

Yes, take Bloo and go order pizza for everyone. [glares down at Bloo] I need a fridge to start to clean.

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"Coconuts are falling from the sky!" [baffled and irritated] THAT'S IT?! THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR?! "COCONUTS ARE FALLING FROM THE SKY?!" That's the dumbest thing I ever heard! [gets hit on the head by a falling coconut]

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Wait, stop, I just wanna punch you!

Watch your back, Mac! He's gaining on… Whoa!

[punches a hole in the wall with his fist] Oooooh! I'm telling Mom!

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You... Bloofus! [laughs]

Bloofus? Bloofus?

His name is Blooregard Q. Kazoo, and you know it, Terrence.

Right, right, or Blooey, Bloo the Blue Dude, El Blooderino, or hey, how 'bout just Bloo? But come on, man, Bloofus? How stupid can you get?

Look, no stupid imaginary friend of my stupid, little brother is currently gonna tell me how so stupid I hereby am forever, because I hereby know just how so stupid I... shut up!

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Mommy, Mommy! Mac and Bloo are mean to me! I was being a good boy looking after my sweet, little brother when all of a sudden his crazy, imaginary friend, Bloo went insane and started to tear the house apart! I tried to stop him but when Mac joined in, they started beating on me! If it weren't for you coming home, there's no telling what they should do to me and they would do to me! Oh, thank you for saving me, Mommy!

What?!

That is not what happened here! Terrence--

MSMac's Mom

Is the currentest and is in another charge of this house before I'm at home.

Ha!

MSMac's Mom

And I expect him to act like the oldest and set an available example by telling the truth.

MBMac and Bloo

Ha!

But, Mommy, I was telling--

MSMac's Mom

Terrence, you expect me to believe that a 13-year-old boy was overpowered by an 8-year-old and his cute little imaginary friend?

Yeah, Mac's a wimp.

And Bloo's spineless.

But, Mom…

MSMac's Mom

[sighs] Terrence, I've just enjoyed a long day, and I'm too tired to try to deal with excellent answers everywhere. Just go to your favorite room. [Terrence grumbles as Mac and Bloo laugh] Mac, Bloo, that's enough.

But--

Terrence--

MSMac's Mom

Is not only one winner at his fault here. I'm fed up with three of you always fighting. We need to talk.

Okay, sure. Come on, Mac.

MSMac's Mom

No, Bloo. I need to talk to Mac alone.

It's okay, Mac, I'll be right here. I'm not going anywhere.

MSMac's Mom

Mac, now you know how tired I am of three of you fighting.

But it was Terrence. He always picks on me and tries to treat me like a baby.

MSMac's Mom

And why do you think he does that?

Because he's a bad boy?

MSMac's Mom

Well, yes, but, can you think about any reasons?

Uh…

MSMac's Mom

Maybe because of Bloo?

Bloo? Why?

MSMac's Mom

Because, Mac, you need to have your imaginary friend, and you're eight years old.

So what? Lots of kids have their own imaginary friends. You see them every day on the streets, or in the stores. You even had one when you were little.

MSMac's Mom

Yes, since I hereby was becoming a little person, but by the other time since I hereby was enjoying an available age, I didn't unsee my imaginary friend anymore.

Who're you saying?

MSMac's Mom

I think it's the other time you stopped getting rid of Bloo here earlier.

WHAT?!

MSMac's Mom

I'm sorry, Mac, I just think it's another time. You need to grow up and be a big boy, and say hi to Bloo.

But, Mom, it's not fair! We're best friends. We'll be good. I-I-I'll keep him locked in my favorite room! Mom, PLEASE!

MSMac's Mom

[sighs] Mac, no, stop it. This isn't about you being good or keeping Bloo locked up. The fact is, you're a big boy for now, and you're too young for him.

But--

MSMac's Mom

My decision is final. You do need to stop getting rid of Bloo. I'm sorry, Mac. [tries to open the door and leaves as Bloo tries to fall on the floor] Oh, sorry, Bloo.

[snickers] Hasta la bye-bye.

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This is the other place I was telling you about. Cool, huh?

I...I don't know, Bloo. Are you sure?

Totally! The commercial tells us it was some fantastical, magical place for imaginary friends who need a happy, sure place to crash, hang out, and do things. It's gonna feel great cuz it must feel great!

I guess you're wright. But still.

Mac, I know you're worried, but listen. With me living here, your favorite mom shall be there to feel happy because she can feel happy and your favorite mother will be there to feel happy because she does decide to feel happy, so Terrence shall be there to leave you alone because he can leave you alone, and Terrence will be there to leave you alone because he does know to leave you alone, and you can visit me sometime. It's perfect. Our favorite problems are done or solved.

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[to Mac] Well?

It's okay. [Bloo gives him a friendly punch in his arm]

[to George Mucus] Now you know why you're not supposed to run around with Scissors? Scissors? Scissors?

SScissors

Yeah?

Scissors, what do you like to say?

SScissors

I'm sorry.

Okay, go play. Don't run!

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[over speaker] Frankie! FRANKIE! GET UP HERE NOW!

Oh, man, one of these days there. [to Mac and Bloo] Sorry, guys, Her Royal Majesty calls. But don't worry, I'll get someone to show you around. Hold on a sec. Wilt? Tour, please! I'm really sorry, guys. Wilt will take care of you. But I'll try to meet up with you at the end of the tour, okay?

[over speaker] FRANKIE!

COMING!

[talking to someone] I'm sorry, is that okay? You sure? Alright. Okay. Sorry anyway. [to Mac and Bloo] Hey, how ya doing? My name's Wilt. Yo, fellas? Hello? Oh, okay, I get it. It's cool, it's cool. I know I'm broken with a very wonky eye and the very stubby arm. Probably freaks you out, huh? But don't sweat it, I'll get someone else to--

MBMac and Bloo

You're tall.

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Mac, Bloo, this is Eduardo. He's one of the sweetest imaginary friends here at Foster's. He couldn't try to hurt a fly.

Eduardo

Oh, sí, I'm too scared of them anyhow.

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Big, small, young, current, new, old.

Mr. Herriman

Why, I never.

Happy, unhappy but sad, good, bad.

Well, I never.

And don't forget, silly, nervous, helpful.

And from now, blue.

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This place is crazy but very insane, I love it.

Glad to hear it. I guess you dug the tour? Very cool, huh?

The coolest. This place is perfect.

Yeah, it's just like Bloo said. With him living here, my favorite mom may feel happy if not, Terrence may leave me alone if not, and I can visit him every day. Our favorite problems are done or solved.

Well, um. There is one place right for one little problem here.

What? Can't Bloo live here?

Yes, but--

For now, there is no prob at all, I stay here and Mac comes to see me every day. Deal done.

Mac, Bloo, Foster's is a "foster" home. It's not a boarding house. If you leave Bloo here, you can't come see him, because he won't be yours anymore.

What?

He will be put up for adoption, like everybody else here.

ADOPTION?!

Yeah. For one reason or another, we've been given up by our creators, and as much as we all love living here, what we really want is to be adopted by a new kid who needs an imaginary friend.

Well then, forget it. As cool as this place is, adoption's not an option. Come on, Mac, let's go.

Wait.

What? Come on, Mac, adoption?

Mac I know, but what else can I do? Mom said.

But--

But don't worry, I'm not giving you up. Just stay here until I can think of a better idea. If I come back tomorrow--

He's still yours, but if a kid shows up and wants him, and you're not here, as long as he is adopted by bullies, he shall be there to adopt himself because he can adopt himself, and he will be there to adopt himself because he does know to adopt himself at least.

Okay.

"Okay?" "OKAY?!"

Don't worry, I will be here. A hug? I umm...I got these uhh, Sorry. I'll be back. I promise.

Mr. Herriman

"I'll be back." Hmpf. If I had a carrot for each time I'd heard that, I'd be such a very fat rabbit. But don't worry, Master Bloo, you look like a fine imaginary friend and will certainly be snatched up by a new child in no time.

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[as Mac returns home while waiting in the dark] You are so busted. Coming home late, trying to get me in trouble? Well, your little plan didn't work awhile ago. Mom's not home yet. Where were you anyway, Stupid? What are those stupid eggs, Stupid? Where's that stupid little friend of yours now, you stupido? Mom told you to get rid of him. Oh, boy, if you didn't, you're gonna be so bus-

I was nowhere, they're nothing, and I took care of it! HAPPY?!

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Sorry, I got stuck in traffic. How can I help you?

MFMillionaire Father

My favorite daughter is in need of an imaginary friend.

MMMillionaire Mother

Yes, and whenever she tried to create one of her own, she gets a headache.

Nuh-uh. Shut up, Mom. I just think I shouldn't waste my favorite time making one up if I were buying one and I just think I wouldn't waste my favorite time making one up if I were buying one.

Well, having an imaginary friend is not like buying a new toy. It's a big respon-

Yeah-yeah, whatever. Just get me a favorite friend, okay? And don't give me a cheap thing, either. I want the best one you got. You got it?!

Ohh, you're gonna get it cuz you must get it.

What!?

Oh, nothing. Nothing.

MFMillionaire Father

So, miss, do you like to have a favorite friend for my precious, little sweetie or what?

Well, um. Look, at heart, most of our favorite friends are really nice and your kid is a real... Look, how am I gonna put this cuz I must put this? Friendship is... no, that's not it. Listen, to be honest, I really don't think we have a...

Out of my way, out of my way, out of my way!

Yes, yes! We need to have the perfect friend for you, precious little sweetums.

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Um, nice girl, cute girl. Stay away now. Go on, shoo, shoo.

SHUT UP! I LIKE YOU, YOU'RE SO CUTE, I'M GONNA ADOPT YOU, YOU'RE GONNA BECOME MY FAVORITE FRIEND AND I'M GONNA CALL YOU TIFFANY! YOU GOT THAT, TIFFANY?!