Do you see what I see?
A cloud in the shape of a rabbit. Cute.
No. Lower.
A rabbit in the shape of a cloud. Even cuter.
Higher
Nick with a goofy smile on his face. (Hesitates) Wait... Nick with a goofy smile on his face?
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Characters
Joe LucasJoe Jonas · 164 quotes
Kevin LucasKevin Jonas · 158 quotes
Nick LucasNick Jonas · 147 quotes
Stella MaloneChelsea Staub · 104 quotes
Macy MisaNicole Anderson · 74 quotes
TomJohn Ducey · 28 quotes
DennisAdam Hicks · 16 quotes
VanessaAbby Walker · 10 quotes
Aunt LisaBeth Crosby · 9 quotes
FrankieFrankie Jonas · 8 quotes
Van DykeChuck Hittinger · 8 quotes
AAbby7 quotes
SMrs. Snark6 quotes
AnyaMadison Riley · 5 quotes
BenRobert Adamson · 5 quotes
MMona5 quotes
Ms. SnartTangelia Rouse · 5 quotes
SandyRebecca Creskoff · 5 quotes
AAngelinaMariah Buzolin · 4 quotes
RandolphGraham Patrick Martin · 4 quotes
RRobert4 quotes
AmySamantha Boscarino · 3 quotes
DDad3 quotes
FionaSara Paxton · 3 quotes
Mr. PhelpsPeter MacKenzie · 3 quotes
SMr. Smetzer3 quotes
StoneAustin Butler · 3 quotes
Most scenes together: Joe Lucas & Kevin Lucas (133), Kevin Lucas & Nick Lucas (126), Joe Lucas & Nick Lucas (118)
S1 E15Unfinished Business
So what's her name?
Who's name?
The girl you're crushin' on.
What are you guys, 11? I think it's Jenny... or Penny (looks at the ceiling).
Nick, you always fall, too hard, too fast. It’s like you meet a girl, and boom, instant love. And boom you get dumped. And boom broken heart. And me and Kevin are there picking up the pieces.
Aw, it’s Nick’s broken heart.
KJKevin and Joe
(Pretend cries.)
That happened like, one time.
KJKevin and Joe
(In unison.) Six times.
Okay, whatever, but I'm taking things nice and slow (closes locker and walks away).
There were like 100 pictures of her in his locker, weren't there? Well that's what we thought.
Look at them so cozy in there.
It would just be so rude of us to butt in… Oh we definitely gotta do that.
DDad
Your mother was the twenty third love of my life.
No way.
Wow!
DDad
I was walking down the isle of the school bus and passed twenty-two girls before I saw your mom.
Seriously? How did you get to the oldest?
Nick, I’m not really this old. It’s a wig, and mustache taped to my face!
PPenny
Oh, sorry! I completely forget. Um, I’d like to dedicate this song to the coolest, sweetest, grooviest guy on the planet. A guys whose heart is filled with music. My soul mate, Jimmy!
(Eyepiece falls out and lands in drink.)
DDad
Oh, hey. The first Christmas in the firehouse.
Do you remember when grandma burnt those cookies and we had to call the fire department?
Yeah, and then our phone rang.
(Laughs)
DDad
Man, time goes by so fast.
(wipes eyes with tissue.)
Are you crying?
What? No. A bug flew into my eye.(Looks over at Kevin.) Are you crying?
Yes.
What do you got there?
It’s a little extra present for mom. (Pulls box of cake mix out of bag.) It’s a do-it-yourself birthday cake.
Very classy. (Take box from Kevin.) How about, we make the cake… for her?
That’s for me! I ordered pizza!
That’s for me. I ordered pizza.
That’s for me, I ordered pizza!
Okay. If I have to keep making your pants bigger, the world is going to have a denim shortage.
Have you guys tried sweat pants? There's a lot more... wiggle room.
I miss her.
Enough to sing about?
Oh yeah.
How do you solve a problem like Maria?
I'll wear a disguise. (Picks up near by bow-tie and puts it on.) It’s okay. It’s still me, Joe!
Joe, you’re a genius!
I know.
I bet I could disguise you guys enough to sneak you through the fans.
Excellent! I’ll go as Joe, Joe will go as Nick, and Nick will go as me!
You know that idea is so good, we should save it for the next time we’re stuck somewhere.
That's what you said last time.
(Walks in the room with sunglasses on.) Hey Nick, do these sunglasses make my head look fat?
No. Your fat head makes your head look fat.
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