Don't fear... Dr. Venkman and his STAFF are here!
Characters
PVPeter Venkman51 quotes
Egon SpenglerMaurice LaMarche · 27 quotes
Ray StantzFrank Welker · 24 quotes
WZWinston Zeddemore19 quotes
GGhost4 quotes
JMJanine Melnitz4 quotes
Egon SpenglerMaurice LaMarche · 27 quotes
Ray StantzFrank Welker · 24 quotes
WZWinston Zeddemore19 quotes
GGhost4 quotes
JMJanine Melnitz4 quotes
Most scenes together: Peter Venkman & Egon Spengler (14), Peter Venkman & Ray Stantz (14), Peter Venkman & Winston Zeddemore (10)
S1 E1Ghosts R Us
S1 E2Killerwatt
[Killerwatt possesses and transforms the Ecto-1]
All right, guys, blast it!
No, wait! We can't just blast her! That car is like... like one of the family!
Then she must take after you, Ray.
I think she's about to take after all of us. Run!
KKillerwatt
Turn the power on!
Over our dead bodies!
KKillerwatt
Dead bodies are my specialty!
S1 E3Mrs. Roger's Neighborhood
[looking over a haunted house] Talk about UGLY with a capital UGH!
Mrs. Roger's dress is WHAT?
No, Ray. Mrs. Rogers is WHAT.
[Caught in Ghash's whirlwind]
Wait a minute - didn't I see this in The Wizard of Oz?
S1 E5Troll Bridge
Come back here, nice troll!
I gotta say this, Peter: you really should get into better shape!
And I gotta say this, Egon: I never liked you, or your family, or your dog!
Remember there could always be giant ants, like in Santa Clara in 1950!
S1 E6The Boogieman Cometh
We've gotta go after it.
No, we don't. Show me where it says that.
I want a glass of water.
[gives him glass] Here. Now get to sleep.
[drinks; Peter nearly closes the door] Oh, Peter.
What?
Tell me a story.
[Peter growls]
He's just getting into the role.
He's gonna be in a body cast if he keeps this up. [opens door; to Ray] Once upon a time, there were four Ghostbusters who had a job to do but they couldn't do it because one of 'em couldn't go to sleep! The end! [slams door]
[the Boogieman is advancing on the unarmed Ghostbusters]
I'll hold him off!
Yeah? You and what Starfleet?
S1 E7Mr. Sandman, Dream Me a Dream
[waking from a dream] It's E=MC2. Listen to me. It's E=MC... [the street crowd watches Egon for a few moments before going on with their own business] Never mind, just never mind... it would take far too long to explain anyway.
No way! I'm not going anywhere until I've had my breakfast.
[translating Peter's grunts after he has just woken up] Sounded like "coffee". Possibly "cookie". [Peter grunts again]
Translation, Egon?
Get out of my face or eat flaming terror.
S1 E8When Halloween Was Forever
Only one chance. I just hope we've bought Egon enough time. SLIMER! PIZZA!
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