Captain N: The Game Master quotes

"'Trust me', he says. Ha! I'd sooner trust a vampire to give me a shave". ~Simon

"Looks like the Ultimate Warp brought us the ultimate wimp!" ~Simon

Kevin

Your powers don't scare us!

Dracula: I'm so happy to hear that. You know, fear makes de blood taste terrible.

Kevin

Stay close. I think the bridge goes this way.

Lana: What if you're wrong?

Kevin: Then we'll be getting some free skydiving lessons - parachutes not included.

Simon

(under the effects of a love arrow) How do I love thee? Let me count the ways. One is for your little button-nose. Two is for your cute little twinkle-toes. Three is...

Mother Brain: Enough! I want the truth this time! What is your real plan?

Simon: All right, I'll tell you. My plan is to hug and kiss those cute little wrinkles on your brain!

"It's a good thing for you I'm an animal lover. Now scoot, before I change my mind and make fur underwear out of you". ~Simon, to a lion

Lana

Some guide you are.

Simon: An honest mistake. Mountain lions are related to dogs, you know.

Lana: They're related to cats.

Simon: Ah-ha! I always suspected Duke was part cat.

"I didn't save you. I saved him. He gets awful indigestion from eatin' strangers. Keeps me up all night". ~Bayou Billy

"Oh, he's probably just feeding the alligators...with himself". ~Simon

"I'm gonna scramble your eggplant when I get my gloves on you!" ~King Hippo

"If you promise not to eat me, I'll take you to Captain N!" ~Simon

"Let 'em go, or there's gonna be french-fried eggplant and hippo burgers for everyone". ~Kevin

"Toro! Toro! No, I mean Hippo! Hippo! Olé!" ~Simon

"Hey, it's either that or go back home and clean up my room". ~Kevin

Eggplant Wizard and King Hippo are in a gymnasium training

King Hippo

I can't wait to cream the N-Team at the games.

King Hippo punches a punching bag with Simon's face taped to it

Eggplant Wizard runs into King Hippo

Eggplant Wizard

No! Wait! It was an accident!

King Hippo

Oh, I'll give you an accident on purpose!