JCJackie Chan
Bad day, bad day, bad day, bad day, BAD DAY!
All S1
Characters
JackieJames Sie · 367 quotes
Jade ClonesStacie Chan · 357 quotes
UUncle178 quotes
MTMama Tohru100 quotes
DFDark Finn85 quotes
DRDark Ratso68 quotes
ValmontJulian Sands · 61 quotes
SShendu51 quotes
Captain BlackClancy Brown · 42 quotes
DCDark Chow42 quotes
Dark Hak FooJohn DiMaggio · 37 quotes
Daolon WongJames Hong · 28 quotes
JLJackie-Light13 quotes
Bai TzaMona Marshall · 12 quotes
DGDai Gui11 quotes
JDJackie-Dark11 quotes
Hsi WuAndré Sogliuzzo · 10 quotes
El Toro FuerteMiguel Sandoval · 9 quotes
PPacoFranco Velez · 8 quotes
Tso LanGlenn Shadix · 8 quotes
ViperSusan Eisenberg · 8 quotes
DrewJeannie Elias · 7 quotes
Xiao FungGlenn Shadix · 7 quotes
MCMagister Constable6 quotes
TarakudoMiguel Ferrer · 6 quotes
Wesley RankJeff Bennett · 6 quotes
BSBen-Shui Monk5 quotes
Dino StefansonClancy Brown · 5 quotes
MKMonkey King5 quotes
PKPo Kong5 quotes
IEInuit Elder4 quotes
NNivor4 quotes
Spring Heel JackCorey Burton · 4 quotes
TAgent Tag3 quotes
Dr. WeberPatrick Pinney · 3 quotes
DragoMichael Rosenbaum · 3 quotes
MLMagister Leader3 quotes
Ms. HartmanJeannie Elias · 3 quotes
PortiaKat Cressida · 3 quotes
Santa ClausDavid Kaye · 3 quotes
Strikemaster IceMike Erwin · 3 quotes
Most scenes together: Jackie & Jade Clones (233), Jackie & Uncle (105), Jade Clones & Uncle (96)
S1 E15Unfinished Business
What is it, Uncle?
Come, give Uncle a hug. [Jackie approaches Uncle with open arms, only to be cuffed by him.]
Ow!
You did not make coffee this morning. Coffee is the only thing that is keeping Uncle’s ancient heart beating. You want dead Uncle?! No? Then you make coffee!
One more thing. You receive phone call from the university. They want you to translate parchments.
Okay.
One more thing. I cannot read these inscriptions. Very old writing. I must go in back to get my journals.
Okay.
One more thing. This is Jade, your niece. She will live with you for a year, okay?
Okay. [shocked] I have a niece?!
Your cousin Shen's girl from Hong Kong. Jade is not behaving well there; doing poorly in school. Your cousin thinks she will do better in America, with you.
[After learning that Jade will live with him and Uncle for a year.]
Nobody asked me!
Did not want to bother you. Now, you both get acquainted while I go do work.
But I don’t know anything about children! [Uncle leaves, leaving him alone with Jade] Uh, hello, I am Jackie. [Jade remains silent, staring at him.] Hmm, no English. [speaking in Chinese.] Ni hao ma? [translates to "How are you?"]
[The Dark Hand Enforcers enter Uncle's shop.]
Welcome to Uncle's Rare Finds! How can I help you?
FFinn
You're Jackie Chan, the archaeologist?
Heh, I dabble in the study of past civilizations.
FFinn
Well, we are aware that you recently "dabbled" a shield from a Bavarian castle. Our extremely wealthy employer is interested in purchasing that shield.
[Jackie eyes the thugs suspiciously.]
I’m sorry, I already donated that piece to the university.
FFinn
Really?
[The Dark Hand thugs try to break some antique vases as a threat, but Jackie stops them.]
It would be in your family’s best interests to undonate the shield, Mr. Chan. By this time tomorrow.
[After the Dark Hand Enforcers leave the shop.]
Did they buy anything?
No.
You are terrible salesman!
Where am I going to hide a big shield? It... where did I put it?
[Jackie falls onto the hood of the Dark Hand's limousine.]
Heh, that will buff right out!
[Jackie wakes up after being knocked unconscious following his fight with the Dark Hand Enforcers.]
Augustus Black! What are you doing here? Ow, what am I doing here?
Captain Augustus Black: I’m afraid it’s official business my friend.
I didn’t think these were your pack-up singers. Where have you been? I don’t hear from you for six years... Boom! You’re in San Francisco saving my butt. Oh, those thugs must've knocked me out.
Actually, I knocked you out.
Tried to warn you.
How did you get down here?
The stairs.
You are telling me one man stopped you?
FFinn
Uh, yes, but-
Three of my enforcers armed with high-tech weapons were defeated by an... archaeologist?
FFinn
Did we mention he had windshield wipers?
[Jade comes riding toward Jackie and Captain Black on a scooter.]
JCJade Chan
Jackie!
Who is that?!
No relation.
Young lady, how did you get in here?
The stairs.
Jade, these people are my friends.
Your "friends" knocked you out and took you to a super secret underground base?
Uh, yes.
America is so cool!
Care to explain how our security was penetrated by a child?
I’m not a child! I’m Jackie’s niece.
Didn’t know you had a niece, Jackie.
Join the club.
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