Dead Ringers quotes

People of Britain, starey eyes, sweaty palms, receding hairline, yesterday I announced…

People of Britain, oh how I hate to be beside the seaside grimace, hate Gordon Brown hand gesture, looking over his shoulder underpants…

People of Britain, this is your Prime Minister, twitchy face, embarrassing plum suit, today...

People of Britain, this is your Supreme Overlord…

People of Britain, who hate me…

You miserable gits, this is your Prime Minister…

Slack-jawed simpletons of Britain, this is your leader…

... But I am not Tony Blair. No, my real name is Enrique "The Condor" Martinez ...

People of Britain, this is your I-can't-believe-it's-not-Gordon Prime Minister.

Hello and welcome to the Ten O'Clock News with me Fiona Bruce. It's not the news in my life, it's the life in my news.

I'm Fiona Bruce, proud to be tested on animals.

I'm Fiona Bruce, and I'm sat on the luckiest chair in Britain.

I'm Fiona Bruce. Breaking news, breaking hearts.

I'm Fiona Bruce. I'm the one who made the frog crazy.

I'm Fiona Bruce. There's never a hosepipe ban when I'm around.