Mr. Show quotes
217 total quotes"All American Salute to the Last Indian" co-host (Paul F. Tompkins): The rap group, The Fuck-ups.
"Coupon: The Movie" trial witness (Paul F. Tompkins): It was a baaaaabyyyyyyy!!!
"Coupon: The Movie" viewer (David): I saw the shit out of it!
Season 3 (Sept. - Dec. 1997)
Season 3 (Sept. - Dec. 1997)
"Go-to" guy (Jay Johnston): Hey mom, could you pass the gravy?
"Go-to" guy's mom (unknown): That wasn't part of the deal!
"Go-to" guy's mom (unknown): That wasn't part of the deal!
"Grass Valley" Greg Sniper (David): Goats are the only animals with an innate sense of democracy. That's why they're called "Nature's President".
"Grass Valley" Greg Sniper (David): Nuh uh, I'm not talking rain clouds on a sunny day.
"Grass Valley" Greg Sniper (David): Tofutti...awaits...the greats...that make...mistaaaakes...To-FUTTI time!
"Grass Valley" Greg Sniper (David): Where ideas can hang out - and do whatever!
"Last Indian" piece narrator (Tom Kenny): I fuckin' saw God, Jack. And I laughed in his fuckin' face!
"The Limits of Science" educational film narrator (Bob): All facts start as dreams dreamt by a wizard.