The Life and Times of Juniper Lee quotes

Ray Ray Lee

Come on. (Takes a look at it, sets it down, grabs a mallet and hits it with it as he takes another look at it. He growls in annoyance as he attempts to use pliers to wrap it, but it gets stuck in his arm) Why do I have to wrap the present? (He uses a brush of glue to attempt to wrap the present, but it gets stuck on his arm again) There are child labor laws against junk like this.

Juniper Lee

(offscreen) Hey! (slides down the stairs) If you wanna go to this party with my friends, the least you can do is wrap the present.

Ray Ray Lee

Man, why don't you cast a spell or something? Magic wrap this bad boy.

Monroe

Spells are not to be used for such trivial things as the wrapping of birthday presents.

Ray Ray Lee

So help me finish this.

Monroe

Not interested. Besides, I don't have any thumbs. Wrapping is beyond my abilities.

Ray Ray Lee

(scoffs and grumbling) Wish I didn't have any thumbs. (continues wrapping)

Juniper Lee

Hello? (loud rock music is heard from the other side of the phone as the background turns into a half screen) Oh, hey, Ophelia.

Ophelia Ramírez

(turns off her boombox) Hey, June. So, you're really going to Jody's party thing or, like, whatever?

Juniper Lee

Yeah, why?

Ophelia Ramírez

I don't know, maybe because sometimes you say you're gonna go to stuff and then you're like a little Miss No-Show.

Juniper Lee

Look, I said I would be there, okay? I'm just wrapping her present.

Ray Ray Lee

What? Hello, giant lie. (holding Jody's present as he sees Monroe stuck onto it)

Monroe

Oh, for pity's sake! The fur, you're pulling the fur!

Ophelia Ramírez

I'm just saying, Jody's, you know, like, so, so sensitive. You missed her violin recital and she got all, you know, like whatever, and was, like, all sighing and junk. But believe me, skipping out on that musical fiasco was such a good move. That girl is no Baryshnikov.