How do I look?
Shallow.
(happy) Thank You!
All S1
Characters
Kat StratfordLindsey Shaw · 59 quotes
BiancaMeaghan Jette Martin · 40 quotes
PatrickEthan Peck · 25 quotes
Walter StratfordLarry Miller · 22 quotes
CameronNicholas Braun · 14 quotes
ChastityDana Davis · 11 quotes
MichaelKyle Kaplan · 5 quotes
JoeyChris Zylka · 3 quotes
Most scenes together: Kat Stratford & Patrick (18), Kat Stratford & Bianca (16), Kat Stratford & Walter Stratford (14)
S1 E1Pilot
What do you want?
What you mean?
I mean... Do you wanna deal me drugs? or steal my car? or huckster my organs? - Why are people scared of you?
Why are people scared of you?
People are not scared of me...
[smiling] : Sure they are. That's why I find you interesting [he goes away in his motorcycle]
[to Kat] You've ruined my chances of being popular!
I'm sorry, but that girl sucks. She's a teen-aged Kim Jong II.
Speak English, you show-off!
Kim Jong II, the dictator of North Korea!
[to Patrick] Why are people scared of you?
Why are people scared of you?
People are not scared of me.
Sure they are. That's why I find you interesting.
My neck is sore.
That's probably from flipping your hair too much.
Dad, you realize we know where babies come from, right?
Do you realize where they come out? Trust me. Not pretty.
KBKat and Bianca
Dad!
What's wrong with being popular? I loved it. I loved being captain of the football team... president of the Student Council. Any girl I wanted.
Dad, that was Uncle Jimmy.
So, it was.
(Kat confronting Chastity in the locker room)
I'm here to talk about my sister.
Oh, what a coincidence! I was just about to send her to social Siberia.
(to the angry crowd who realizes that there is no beer in the party) See, I didn't realize that the person who throws the party is also supposed to supply the alcohol. But I have a surprise! (pulls on a string to reveal a piñata)
(about Kat) Of the ten things I hate about today, she is number one, number five, and number eight.
Great speech. Very inspiring.
Yeah, but no one cried.
We're going to high school, not the Academy Awards.
You never get a second chance to make a first impression.
S1 E2I Want You to Want Me
Cameron, how's it going?
Not so good. I feel weird. Ever since Bianca got here, my head has been filled with rainbows and Enya.
Kat, I need your help.
Finally. The first step is admitting you have a problem. The next step is making you a brunette again.
LLarry
You girls are late. Where were you?
We were having sex with the soccer team. It took longer than expected.
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