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Twelve hours have passed since the Mayor's daughter was first reported missing. The police now believe she was kidnapped, or is just very good at hiding.
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Most scenes together: Sledge Hammer & Trunk (7), Sledge Hammer & Doreau (5), Trunk & Doreau (3)
S1 E15Unfinished Business
This is the leader of the group, Weird Willard Luxley. Luxley's family was so certain their son would turn out rotten they put him up for adoption three years before he was born. This is Feliz Navidad, a fiery Latin revolutionary who illegally entered this country as Julio Iglesias. Lastly, we have former member Kurt Kruggle, a despicable pervert. First arrested five years ago for making love to a fire hydrant. An additional charge was brought against Kruggle for parking in front of it.
That man over there is a fiendish killer. Tied his dates to a magic fingers bed. Twelve women massaged to death.
GGumm
How awful.
Made the Ten Most Wanted List. Also made Cosmo's Bachelor of the Month
Hammer, you don't seem to understand my dilemma. I've been fighting with the city hall for over two months now. They're talking about making cutbacks. The mayor is threatening this entire department. Do you understand what I am saying?
You want me to kill the mayor.
Hey, get back here! Don't you wanna finish the job? You lazy Commie! (after chasing off a foreign spy/assassin)
Hammer [answers phone] Second National Bank, hostage speaking.
Hammer, this is Trunk. Have they hurt anyone?
No.
Have you hurt anyone?
Not yet.
A crowd gathers near a building where a man on the ledge is threatening to jump
DDori
I'll get a bullhorn and try to talk him down.
No, no, I can handle this.
DDori
Hammer! [Hammer opens fire at the man, but missing and shooting off pieces of the ledge. The suicide jumper finally takes cover inside the building]
Another life saved and I still have one bullet left. Listen my bank is just around the corner, can we stop and I'll get some cash and then you can buy me breakfast.
You know, that's what I hate about newspapers in this country. They find out things, and then they write about them!
CCollins
Of all the officers I've recruited, there's something strangely appealing about you. I guess it's your callous disregard for human rights, your savage instinct, your chauvinism, your inability to treat women as equals.
Yeah, I'm quite a catch.
This is a precinct, not an encounter group. If a man and a woman have problems, they should settle them the way my wife and I did, with a divorce.
Doreau, what are you doing? Cops can't go around making promises they can't keep. That right is reserved for the President
Hammer, have you no compassion for what those people are going through?
Of course I do. I have suffered a sense of loss just like everyone else. I lost my luggage once. I was torn up about it for weeks.
KKenny
You know, Inspector, in this business we call a show, contestants come and go, but Mel just wasn't a first name on a cheap tag. No, he had a last name too. What the hell was it?
You know, Captain, I never thought I'd go out like this. I always thought I'd live to see a nuclear war.
You've got forty-six minutes left. It could still happen.
Thanks, Captain.
Hammer, there's a report of gunfire in an apartment building a couple of blocks from here.
Who needs coffee? That'll get me revved up!
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