Would've dropped you home, but none of these wallets appear to be yours. Nice little sideline you got goin'.
I'm a...collector of...rare wallets.
Characters
KenziKsenia Solo · 88 quotes
BoAnna Silk · 72 quotes
DysonKristen Holden-Ried · 36 quotes
HaleK.C. Collins · 17 quotes
TrickRichard Howland · 11 quotes
LaurenZoie Palmer · 7 quotes
TamsinRachel Skarsten · 5 quotes
VexPaul Amos · 4 quotes
AifeInga Cadranel · 3 quotes
Most scenes together: Kenzi & Bo (35), Bo & Dyson (16), Kenzi & Dyson (15)
S1 E1It's a Fae, Fae, Fae, Fae World
Screw it, I gotta know. Some things are too stupid to say out loud, so...(she writes 'I am an alien' and 'I am a demon', with tickboxes, on a paper towel. Bo chuckles)
Learn to enjoy your shit already, you can frickin' control people by touch, and not in a creepy hand job way. That is awesome!
What the hell were those freaks that I just met?
They're Fae. An evolutionary branch that predates on humans.
So am I Fae?
Yes. Well... that's your genus, not your species.
And for those of us who flunked biology?
I meant... Fae is a general classification. There are many different types.
So what type are you?
The insatiably curious human doctor type. I'm in it for the science.
Oh, kinky. Now for the million-dollar question. What kind of Fae am I?
[after kissing Dyson] Oh. Wow! Did you- Did you feel that? That was like- That was like the 4th of July in my mouth!
They're gonna underestimate you; use that to your advantage.
Bo (with more respect than earlier): I misjudged you. You got any other advice?
Dyson (tersely): Don't get dead.
And you're back to being an asshole. Nice.
I'm not crazy, right? That all just happened?
Yep. And now we know- Anyone can be Fae.
My bet's on wiener dude. So... what now?
We go home and we figure out the rest tomorrow.
"We," huh?
I gotta figure out some way to make a living while I'm here, and you're the one who thought we'd be a good team, so yeah, "we."
Cool. Just so we're clear about this partnership, you being you and all, uh, but I'm only into guys. Sorry.
I'll try to contain my disappointment.
S1 E2Where There's a Will, There's a Fae
It's kind of tough growing up thinking you might have a shot at being prom queen, and then to find out that you're part of some ageless secret race that feeds on humans.
I hate it when that happens.
Easy! God! Not everyone here is a nookie-powered Amazon!
Saturday night I’m out with Katia, the girl I was telling you about?
Remind me. Human or Fae?
This girl is all Fae. Okay? So after dinner, we’re back at her place, having a drink, listening to some music, one thing kind of leads to another...
Amazing how that happens, huh?
Yeah, so we’re kissing right? She’s running her hands through my hair, unbuttoning my shirt, stroking my man chest.
Stop it.
Only suddenly, there are a few too many hands. Yeah. I open my eyes… two of her, man. Yeah.
A gemini?
Yes, both of them drop-dead gorgeous, both of them wanting it bad.
Just the way you are qualified to deliver, my friend.
Dude… I have sung my way into a lot of women’s pants over the years but I promise you, this was the most profound night of my life, man.
S1 E3Oh Kappa, My Kappa
[Bo wakes up to see if Dyson is alive] It’s rude to stare, you know.
I’m sorry. This is just so incredibly weird for me. You have no idea.
Why weird?
Because, you’re the first person I’ve ever woken up next to that… Isn’t dead.
Well, if it’s any consolation, I can now officially say, they died with a smile on their face.
What?!
Looks like somebody had an overnight guest, hmm? A gentleman caller, if you will.
Will you just relax? You know he was just here to heal me.
[laughs] Apparently he healed you all night long.
Can you just try to grow up for a second here, okay, and not make such a big deal out of this?
Totally. But if I was gonna make a big deal, like, how big are we talkin’? Just ballpark me. What?! He’s Fae. I’m just asking for science.
So no shopping, no texting, no talking in 48 hours.
Which makes her either dead or over 40.
Going undercover at Gina's school. (Kenzi squeaks in delight) Dyson got me in as campus security.
Ooh! Me, too?
Bo (carefully): Sort of. (Kenzi takes a pink top out of the bag)
Wait, what kind of security guard wears pink? (Bo almost smiles. Kenzi suddenly gets it. Shocked horror whisper) Oh, no!
Kenzi (dressed as a sorority girl): I hate you long time.
I'm gonna take a look around her office tonight, so wish me luck. And (knowingly) Kenzi...
Kenzi (as she's zipping up a boot which isn't hers): Uh-huh?
Stop stealing shit.
Now that just plain hurts.
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