P-Valley quotes

Can't trust a man without a vice. We all need to give into something.

True dat.

You've got a good eye.

That I do.

God is always grateful for an offering. But he'd be more grateful for your repentance.

I fell.

Uncle Clifford

Don't tell me it's cornbread when I smell those biscuits burning.

Uncle Clifford

Nice ass. Got a nice jiggle to it. Those titties are two little beestings. But if you work hard, we can buy you some bigger ones.

I'm certainly not too good for a lap dance. A kickback, that's another story.

Well, I'm glad to know you got such low standards for your lap and not your bank account.

That ain't necessary.

Corbin

Ain't nothing necessary 'til it is.

Something in these wings. Everything all slow-motion like.

Corbin

All their asses just move in slo-mo up in here.

Mercedes

What you sipping on tonight? Brown liquor or white?

I'll try the white for tonight.

Mercedes

One man in the club, looking to spend money. Two men in the club, looking to make money.

I can't believe I do this shit sober.

Clifford

[To mayor's aide] You the mayor's new secretary? How you take dick-tation with them nails?

[To Andrew] Tonight, [Corbin] is going to be right over there [The Pynk], blowing Daddy's hard-earned money on pussy and Jameson's.

My shit's big but my future's bigger.

Clifford

You got potential but you ain't ready yet.

Bank these Mexican niggers bringin' in ain't gonna be enough.

Clifford

Big Al, just count.