A time warp? That's impossible. That technology is only theoretical. Earthers can't even TELL time, let alone travel through it!
All S1
Characters
CoopDavid DeLuise · 82 quotes
JamieSteve Blum · 41 quotes
KivaWendee Lee · 27 quotes
GorrathClancy Brown · 16 quotes
GGoatScot Rienecker · 5 quotes
RER.E.G.I.S5 quotes
AArgo3 quotes
GGrrkek3 quotes
MagnanimousBruce Campbell · 3 quotes
RER.E.C.R3 quotes
TTargon3 quotes
ZZarek3 quotes
Most scenes together: Coop & Jamie (28), Coop & Kiva (22), Jamie & Kiva (14)
S1 E15Unfinished Business
GGoat
Two! Bucks! Anything in that pile: two bucks. I doubt that whole pile is worth more than two bucks...
[Coop pulls on junk, causing the pile to collapse and revealing Megas] Whoa. What's that?
GGoat
No idea.
Two bucks, huh? I'll take it!
GGoat
Oh, man...
My robot wasn't meant to be a toy for some prehistoric yahoo and his pet monkey thing!
Monkey thing? MONKEY THING?! BLAST HER, COOP!
[After Coop bested Kiva's mech with a spectacular wrestling move] My drones! I can't understand how you beat me.
Yeah...it kinda ROCKED. [Kiva looks at him] I mean, sorry about that.
How did YOU get to be such a good pilot?
Well...[Flashback occurs. Mainly showing Coop sitting by the couch playing video games, he gets older, Jamie comes along and they both get older]
Hey, uh, Coop. She's jacking your ride. [Coop shakes his head and snaps out of his reverie]
Look at them all, these odds are awful!
You're right, it is kind of unfair. [knocks one of Kiva's automated drones] Now it's fair.
Alright, you alien chumps! You're in MY town and nobody gets to wreck it. [Record Scratches] Uh... Except for me!
Take us into Null Space, so we can affect repairs.
CCommander
Hmpf! Don't you mean: "run away because we got our jhorblochs handed to us by ONE EARTHER"? [Gorrath glares at him and the Commander shields his own face tentacles] Not the face!
Tread lightly, Commander... Or you might find yourself at the head of the next assault... WITHOUT A MECH!
Who wants a burger? Or five?!
[Sarcastically] Monkey thing, huh?
[Dejected] I should've stayed in the future...
We all know there's no way you can beat all of us and protect the subform here.
SUB-FORM? Go get 'em Kiva, I got your back!
[After both of them get captured] [sarcastically] Thanks for getting my back...
[To Magnanimous] I wasn't doing anything! Hey, I don't even know her!
Now, either you throw the fight or the redhead and the little girl get a taste of the [ominous voice and music] quantum singularity!
[Sudden flashback to Coop not paying attention at school]
TTeacher
Mr. Cooplowski! Pay attention! One day you'll need to know what a quantum singularity is, and then you'll be sorry!
Yeah, right.
[To Magnanimous] Okay, you bigheaded, tater-tot-looking freak! You tricked me, you stacked the odds against me, you threatened my friends AND you insult my robot. NOW, I'm mad!
I am the Replicant Engineered for Galactic Infiltration and Sabotage Mark 5.
First we need to run through all the systems.
[Groans] But that could take hours.
Could. Won't. [Coop flies Megas into space and pushes practically all the buttons.]
[After crushing the Megaslush machine in front of Coop] Do not panic. [Draws several weapons] You will all die. [R.E.G.I.S. chases after some people]
Coop, we got to stop that thing! Before it hurts ME!
THAT thing...just hurt...my MEGASLUSH! [In Megas, to R.E.G.I.S.] Hey, pal! I believe you owe me and my friend here a Megaslush.
Who dares challenge R.E.G.I.S.? R.E.G.I.S. is the destroyer of worlds, consumer of their rubble, bringer of despair. R.E.G.I.S. is- [Gets crushed by Megas]
Nice!
Surrender now, and I will destroy you peacefully.
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