Judging Amy quotes

Amy

Yes, you nailed it. He's a cross-dressing serial killer.

Maxine

I know more about her ovaries than I do my own.

Vincent

This is what we call 'middle class angst.

[about her book report] I was gonna do The Secret Garden, but I'm doing Everybody Poops instead.

Amy

How about... 'Everybody Poops in the Secret Garden'?

Why are they talking about us like we're not here?

Amy

It's a family tradition, sweetie.

Bruce

Do you have a problem with me not being a woman?

Amy

Not if you don't.

Vincent

She's asleep.

Amy

She doesn't want me to tuck her in?

Vincent

No. No, she's not interested. She says that she loves you, but that she's not in love with you. No, that was another conversation.

That's ridiculous! Cars just don't start moving.

Vincent

Please, Judge, give me a chance. I don't want to go to jail.

Well, what are you going to do for me?

Vincent

I don't think Judge Barbie's supposed to say that.

Amy

Ok, bedtime!

Amy

What? I don't look judicial?

Maxine

No! You look like a deranged minister!

Vincent

No, no, no. It's a very bad idea to drink alone.

Amy

Well, it's either that or matricide.

Vincent

Then go ahead. I'll wait.

Vincent

You sure can clear a room.

Maxine

It hasn't worked on you yet.

Maxine

Lauren, your opinions are not as fascinating as you think they are.

What's anorexia?

Maxine

A disease women get from reading magazines.

Maxine

Peter, go over there and deal with that sales girl. Something about her scares me. I think it's her teeth.

Amy

I happen to remember something Professor Larkin said about you. He said you had a brilliant mind for theatrics, and you would do well in the courtroom, until you met a judge who was smarter than you. Well, guess what just happened.