Hetalia - Axis Powers quotes

Dude, I think the World Conference can convene. Solving all of today's problems by talking excessively! No matter how hard it seems, we can fix anything with enough meetings and photo ops. Feel free to speak honestly while protecting your chances for re-election. I'll go first! About that whole using global warming to enslave humanity thing, I think we'll be okay if we genetically engineer a huge hero and have her protect the Earth - I give you the super hero, 'Globoman'!

Japan

I agree with America.

Man up or I'll beat you with my peace prize!

There's no way some hero will help global warming or humanity's enslavement.

France

If Britain and America don't agree, how can I be superior by dissing them both?

AGINCOURT!

You Frenchies just love to hate America. Why not go back to making us hot green chick statues like you used to?

[overlapping with America] The only things that come from France are horrid wine and body odor.

China

Western nations are so immature. I doubt they ever grow up. Maybe I can try appealing to the only organ of theirs' that seems to work. Would you guys like to sample some Chinese tasty treats?

We'd just get hungry again!

Hey, why don't you say something Russia? They'll stop fighting if you go over and step in.

What? Why me? No thanks. I want to see Lithuania get in big trouble and come crawling back for help. Then Latvia will be right behind.

You're so tough, next you'll try to pick a fight with Haiti.

Do you have a miniature detachable head?

If you get any closer to Lithuania I'll make your capital Warsaw!